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(Some Corny Guy)   91-year-old can still out cornhusk you. HE CAN EAR JUST FINE   (enterprisepub.com) divider line
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BalugaJoe  
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2017-10-22 5:03:02 PM  
Corn is always interesting.
 
Horizon  
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2017-10-22 7:36:35 PM  
In the list of skills I need in the modern era, high speed core husking is not one of them.
 
2017-10-22 7:38:58 PM  
As I get older I understand why "old farts" have so much contempt for youngsters.  Youngsters don't know shiat but they think they know everything.

And make no mistake, I was one of those youngsters myself :)

/Off my lawn
//Just acquired a Garand so I can say "get off my lawn" in style
 
2017-10-22 7:43:53 PM  
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DarkVader  
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2017-10-22 7:44:22 PM  

Horizon: In the list of skills I need in the modern era, high speed core husking is not one of them.


Agreed.
 
DarkVader  
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2017-10-22 7:46:48 PM  
Also, no matter how fast he is, he's not this fast:

Hughes Sweet Corn Husker
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2017-10-22 7:54:55 PM  
Oh just shut your cornhole or I'll sic Cornjob on you.
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70Ford  
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2017-10-22 8:01:34 PM  
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WTFDYW [TotalFark]  
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2017-10-22 8:02:48 PM  

Horizon: In the list of skills I need in the modern era, high speed core husking is not one of them.


You're already hard core? Lol
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]  
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2017-10-22 8:04:17 PM  
Nice find subby. Thank you.
 
2017-10-22 8:11:52 PM  
Freakin Geritol, man.  Not even once.
 
2017-10-22 8:13:12 PM  
Nebraska?

/checks link
//Nebraska
///threes!
 
2017-10-22 8:17:02 PM  

DarkVader: Horizon: In the list of skills I need in the modern era, high speed core husking is not one of them.

Agreed.


My grandfather grew his own corn from his home-grown seeds. I speed shuck in his memory. His spirit stands behind me, grunting "aw hell" disapprovingly while farting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TsFXYfpB0
 
2017-10-22 9:36:07 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: DarkVader: Horizon: In the list of skills I need in the modern era, high speed core husking is not one of them.

Agreed.

My grandfather grew his own corn from his home-grown seeds. I speed shuck in his memory. His spirit stands behind me, grunting "aw hell" disapprovingly while farting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TsFXYfpB0


That's not dent corn city slicker.

You get the hook for that.
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Mock26  
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2017-10-22 10:31:34 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: DarkVader: Horizon: In the list of skills I need in the modern era, high speed core husking is not one of them.

Agreed.

My grandfather grew his own corn from his home-grown seeds. I speed shuck in his memory. His spirit stands behind me, grunting "aw hell" disapprovingly while farting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TsFXYfpB0


Interesting video, but it wastes an inch of corn that could be eaten!
 
CoysOdie  
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2017-10-23 12:48:07 AM  
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2017-10-23 1:13:26 AM  
But can he pluck figs?

I'm not the fig plucker nor the fig plucker's son,
But I'll pluck your figs til the fig plucker comes...

Repeat at least three times going at a fast clip.

Pro tip: Easier if you sing it.
 
2017-10-23 3:06:04 AM  
What is the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a prostitue with diarrhea?

The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits.
 
2017-10-23 4:16:32 AM  
Well my 5 yr old can out internet him so yeah...
 
2017-10-23 10:15:54 AM  

FkYouFkYouFkYou-WhosNext: What is the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a prostitue with diarrhea?

The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits.


Lol I heard that joke over a CB radio in 1977.  Not kidding.
 
2017-10-24 1:18:04 AM  

stan unusual: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: DarkVader: Horizon: In the list of skills I need in the modern era, high speed core husking is not one of them.

Agreed.

My grandfather grew his own corn from his home-grown seeds. I speed shuck in his memory. His spirit stands behind me, grunting "aw hell" disapprovingly while farting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TsFXYfpB0

That's not dent corn city slicker.

You get the hook for that.
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Why would I want to miss the joy of  putting Corn Huskers Lotion on my hands? I miss that stuff and Cow Teat Salve.
 
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