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(Daily Mail)   Brian causing CHAOS in Britain. "Dozens of chairs were blown over by the strong winds, and locals were seen helping men in high-vis jackets to pick them up"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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luckyeddie  
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2017-10-22 5:16:07 AM  
It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?
 
2017-10-22 5:21:36 AM  
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philodough  
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2017-10-22 5:58:07 AM  

luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?


Warm homemade apple pie with some van
 
philodough  
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2017-10-22 5:59:36 AM  

philodough: luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?

Warm homemade apple pie with some van


dammit. I wasn't finished! Stupid phone.
Anyway, that stuff with vanilla ice cream is the absolute best.
 
2017-10-22 6:02:54 AM  
Oh the huge man at tea
 
LaChanz  
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2017-10-22 6:03:14 AM  
Britain strong.
 
2017-10-22 6:04:07 AM  

philodough: philodough: luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?

Warm homemade apple pie with some van

dammit. I wasn't finished! Stupid phone.
Anyway, that stuff with vanilla ice cream is the absolute best.


And a slice of cheddar cheese on top!
 
2017-10-22 6:13:15 AM  

luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?


Sounds disastrous. The best of British luck to you.
 
2017-10-22 6:15:18 AM  
It's been terrible. Leaves everywhere, most disorderly. I tried to go kite flying with the tiny _Music, but the park was full of other kite flyers. I will never recover from this national tragedy.

*goes to donate to Puerto Rico fund*
 
mike4688  
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2017-10-22 6:25:09 AM  
Trump drops napkin on fallen chair. Tweets himself a rating of 10/10 on handling the situation.
 
2017-10-22 6:29:12 AM  
[^^^]

KEEP

CALM

and

TREAD

WATER

 
2017-10-22 6:32:00 AM  
Brian caused the skies to go dark last night here in the extreme north.

Wait, never mind.
 
ComaToast [OhFark]  
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2017-10-22 6:34:58 AM  
Does this have something to do with Brexit? You don't see Germany getting their chairs tipped over, do you?
 
Badgers  
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2017-10-22 6:37:42 AM  

philodough: luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?

Warm homemade apple pie with some van


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luckyeddie  
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2017-10-22 6:43:30 AM  
Thank you for the heartfelt sympathy. The van is on standby, as is the illa ice cream.
 
philodough  
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2017-10-22 6:44:04 AM  

Badgers: philodough: luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?

Warm homemade apple pie with some van

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Ha!
 
2017-10-22 7:09:15 AM  

Sydney Bridges: Oh the huge man at tea


That was pretty lame. Welcome to Fark!
 
2017-10-22 7:54:23 AM  
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"It's spelled, "KAOS!"
 
eas81  
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2017-10-22 7:55:52 AM  

philodough: luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?

Warm homemade apple pie with some van


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2017-10-22 8:07:06 AM  
Keep calm and always look on the bright side of life.
 
2017-10-22 8:18:26 AM  

philodough: luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?

Warm homemade apple pie with some van


Personally I've always preferred it with an extra large helping of cus
 
Cormee [BareFark]  
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2017-10-22 8:20:38 AM  
Brexit/Brian ... Coincidence?
 
All Latest [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-10-22 8:39:00 AM  
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philodough  
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2017-10-22 8:44:09 AM  

eas81: philodough: luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?

Warm homemade apple pie with some van

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Hey I love apple crumble. And that too, with vanilla ice cream. I'll let you keep the van though. I'm generous like that.
 
morg  
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2017-10-22 9:46:26 AM  

philodough: luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?

Warm homemade apple pie with some van


So we eat warm apple pie in your van while we look for your lost puppy? I'm in.
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]  
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2017-10-22 10:59:00 AM  
There won't be a dustbin safe in Shropshire tonight.
 
gerbilpox  
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2017-10-22 11:21:50 AM  

Sydney Bridges: Sydney Bridges: Oh the huge man at tea

That was pretty lame. Welcome to Fark!


What? That was clever. There isn't much that fits the "humanity" line.
 
2017-10-22 1:28:13 PM  

philodough: luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?

Warm homemade apple pie with some van


What's van
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-10-22 3:13:48 PM  
What are we going to do tonight Brian?

I don't know. Knock over some cheap plastic patio chairs? What do I look like to you? Some kind of giant-brained Super Genius out to conquor the World?

***

Here's a goldy moldy from my past:


Are you pondering what I am pondering, Pinky?
I think so, Brain, but how do we get Elizabeth Taylor into the rubber baby buggy?

All my own work.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-10-22 3:16:34 PM  

jso2897: There won't be a dustbin safe in Shropshire tonight.


I didn't know they had dustbins in Shropshire. I thought it was all rural and nouveau riches knocking down three or four hundred year houses to build giant fake three or four hundred year old houses.

The kind of place where the dustbins only come out of the sheds, barns and dustbin cozies on garbage night.

Dustbin cozies. Something for the Radical Knitters. Camouflage yarn. Camouflage yarn is a real thing, I bet.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-10-22 3:19:41 PM  
I have a country cousin who says he would buy anything in mossy oak camouflage. I think he thinks camouflage is slimming, but fact is, he just goes from look fat to looking like a duck blind.

/ Not a blind duck. A duck blind.  If your underpants look like a duck blind tent, losing weight would be a good idea. See a physician or nutritionist.
 
Ruthven13  
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2017-10-22 9:00:54 PM  
I feel for those people across the pond. First Ophelia and now this. The pictures are amazing though, even the idiots taking storm selfies. To be honest I would probably be one of them. I would just make sure I parked my car far away from the shore. The waes can take me out and kill me but don't screw with my truck...
 
philodough  
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2017-10-22 10:19:49 PM  

Your Dance Instructor: philodough: luckyeddie: It's blown a few apples off my tree, so Mrs Luckyeddie is having to make apple pies and apple crumbles. How will I cope?

Warm homemade apple pie with some van

What's van


What the hell is a van anyway?

Seriously though, I was trying to keep my deck umbrella from blowing away last night while posting on my phone. Umbrella was in the right hand, phone in the left. I'm right handed, and my left thumb is a total dunce; hence the premature post.
Van = vanilla
 
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