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(Mirror.co.uk)   More and more women are painting the Eye of Sauron on their fingernails   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Strange, Penis, quirky new trend, fairly bizarre thing, Sexual intercourse, female sex organ, Vulva, Sex organ, Reproductive system  
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9806 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2017 at 8:50 AM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Copy Link



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EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-08-17 7:45:34 AM  
You sure those aren't Okeefe paintings?
 
2017-08-17 8:02:24 AM  
Girls, don't forget to ink your phone # and rates.
 
2017-08-17 8:41:52 AM  
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Or, you can paint an asshole on your thumbnail.
 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-08-17 8:45:06 AM  
Unless it's a self portrait of some sort, I fail to see the point.

I wonder how quickly a man who tattooed penises on his fingernails would be charged with sexual harassment.
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-08-17 8:46:19 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Unless it's a self portrait of some sort, I fail to see the point.

I wonder how quickly a man who tattooed penises on his fingernails would be charged with sexual harassment.


How do you tattoo a fingernail?
 
fireclown  
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2017-08-17 8:51:32 AM  
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TheManofPA  
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2017-08-17 8:54:05 AM  

EvilEgg: Pocket Ninja: Unless it's a self portrait of some sort, I fail to see the point.

I wonder how quickly a man who tattooed penises on his fingernails would be charged with sexual harassment.

How do you tattoo a fingernail?


Very carefully?

What about a tattoo of all 10 fingernails on one's penis?
 
2017-08-17 8:56:22 AM  

EvilEgg: How do you tattoo a fingernail?


Meh. At least it would show more commitment than paint.
 
2017-08-17 8:58:50 AM  
Bunch of coonts.
 
2017-08-17 9:01:16 AM  
I was always warned to trim my nails before I go near there.
 
2017-08-17 9:02:35 AM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 425x350]

Or, you can paint an asshole on your thumbnail.


That's a cloaca -- both an asshole and a c*nt.
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2017-08-17 9:04:02 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Unless it's a self portrait of some sort, I fail to see the point.

I wonder how quickly a man who tattooed penises on his fingernails would be charged with sexual harassment.


Quick, run for a safe space!
 
2017-08-17 9:04:14 AM  
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2017-08-17 9:04:33 AM  
"Women?"  How about "pre-pubescent girls?"
 
idrow  
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2017-08-17 9:09:16 AM  

EvilEgg: Pocket Ninja: Unless it's a self portrait of some sort, I fail to see the point.

I wonder how quickly a man who tattooed penises on his fingernails would be charged with sexual harassment.

How do you tattoo a fingernail?


I've actually had that done.  When I was a teenager in the 80's, I babysat for a tattoo artist.  He did a rose on my thumb nail and it was really cool, I hated when my nail started growing out and eventually breaking.  It only took him a couple minutes, I'm surprised it's not more of a trend because it looked amazing and lasted as long as you could keep your nail from breaking.  It was certainly more appealing than a vag on your nail.
 
cgraves67  
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2017-08-17 9:13:21 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Bunch of coonts.


A couple handfuls at least.
 
2017-08-17 9:15:01 AM  
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2017-08-17 9:18:01 AM  
So does that mean I have to lick the fingernails too?  Not that I mind, just want to make sure I have the protocol down.
 
omegaic  
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2017-08-17 9:26:21 AM  
Hey, boys draw penises on everything...this is a refreshing bit of equality.
 
stonelotus  
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2017-08-17 9:31:14 AM  
 
Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-08-17 9:32:16 AM  

omegaic: Hey, boys draw penises on everything...this is a refreshing bit of equality.


lol at school we used to draw a penis on a rubber (eraser) with a biro and then use it as a stamp, on your neighbours schoolwork.
 
omegaic  
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2017-08-17 9:35:04 AM  

Lady J: omegaic: Hey, boys draw penises on everything...this is a refreshing bit of equality.

lol at school we used to draw a penis on a rubber (eraser) with a biro and then use it as a stamp, on your neighbours schoolwork.


That is some next-level penile evangelism, excellent work!
 
2017-08-17 9:35:59 AM  

stonelotus: probably one of the top ten most NSFW things I've ever seen.

/game over


That dude needs to seriously think about manscaping
 
2017-08-17 9:37:14 AM  
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Kurohone  
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2017-08-17 9:37:33 AM  

Lady J: omegaic: Hey, boys draw penises on everything...this is a refreshing bit of equality.

lol at school we used to draw a penis on a rubber (eraser) with a biro and then use it as a stamp, on your neighbours schoolwork.


This is the most British thing ever posted on Fark.
 
Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-08-17 9:48:32 AM  

Kurohone: Lady J: omegaic: Hey, boys draw penises on everything...this is a refreshing bit of equality.

lol at school we used to draw a penis on a rubber (eraser) with a biro and then use it as a stamp, on your neighbours schoolwork.

This is the most British thing ever posted on Fark.


lol really? you ain't seen nuthin
 
2017-08-17 9:49:56 AM  
Now we all know what The Eye of Sauron really means.
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2017-08-17 9:52:19 AM  

Lady J: Kurohone: Lady J: omegaic: Hey, boys draw penises on everything...this is a refreshing bit of equality.

lol at school we used to draw a penis on a rubber (eraser) with a biro and then use it as a stamp, on your neighbours schoolwork.

This is the most British thing ever posted on Fark.

lol really? you ain't seen nuthin


[7_bong.jpg]
 
2017-08-17 9:52:32 AM  
vaginails
 
jim32rr  
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2017-08-17 9:53:23 AM  

stonelotus: probably one of the top ten most NSFW things I've ever seen.

/game over


Barack needs a hobby.
 
jmr61  
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2017-08-17 9:53:30 AM  
So does this mean that those women with vaginas on their nails are open to sexing?

Asking for a friend.
 
2017-08-17 9:54:10 AM  
pussying your fingers?
 
2017-08-17 9:57:32 AM  

sardonicobserver: Now we all know what The Eye of Sauron really means.
[img.fark.net image 850x850]


The all seeing vagina?
 
2017-08-17 9:59:19 AM  
It's more likely than you think...
 
2017-08-17 10:07:48 AM  

sardonicobserver: Now we all know what The Eye of Sauron really means.
[img.fark.net image 850x850]


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2017-08-17 10:30:39 AM  
So getting flipped off by a chick with nails like this is now a turn on??!!
 
mainsail  
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2017-08-17 10:45:06 AM  
Pedantry on: vulva, not vagina
Pedantry off.
 
rubertidom  
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2017-08-17 10:48:51 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: "Women?"  How about "pre-pubescent girls?"


Nope, unfortunately there are grown ass women doing this tacky bs.
 
2017-08-17 10:48:55 AM  

Psychopusher: bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 425x350]

Or, you can paint an asshole on your thumbnail.

That's a cloaca -- both an asshole and a c*nt.


I anticipate that your post won't get nearly as many smarts as it deserves.
 
2017-08-17 10:54:35 AM  

mainsail: Pedantry on: vulva, not vagina
Pedantry off.


Synecdoche.

/yw
 
malaktaus  
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2017-08-17 10:54:41 AM  
Right, but when I wear my Priapus medallion everyone looks at me like I'm some kind of pervert. It represents my deeply held religious beliefs, you bigots!
 
2017-08-17 11:01:23 AM  
I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve but this...?
 
2017-08-17 11:13:08 AM  
I'll pay attention when they get photographs of their own vaginas printed onto nail wraps and start wearing those.
 
Brockalisk  
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2017-08-17 11:17:43 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: mainsail: Pedantry on: vulva, not vagina
Pedantry off.

Synecdoche.


Ah, that's when a part refers to a hole.
 
dbrunker  
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2017-08-17 11:24:31 AM  

BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 187x157]


Breakfast of champions
 
2017-08-17 11:25:07 AM  

Marksrevenge: I'll pay attention when they get photographs of their own vaginas printed onto nail wraps and start wearing those.


I have a nice camera, and hereby offer my services.
 
2017-08-17 11:30:40 AM  

Psychopusher: bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 425x350]

Or, you can paint an asshole on your thumbnail.

That's a cloaca -- both an asshole and a c*nt.


Wrong.  That's a coelacanth.
 
2017-08-17 12:30:50 PM  
Whispering Eye of Sauron.
 
2017-08-17 1:53:20 PM  
Pre-banged fingers.
 
2017-08-17 2:03:13 PM  
FTA: "Some...are incredibly detailed."

I was detailing vaginas before it was cool.

/wait...It's always been cool.
 
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