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(Daily Mail)   Today's teacher student sex scandal involves a middle school teacher who thought her car was a good place for extracurricular activities   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-06-26 3:28:02 PM  
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sithon [TotalFark]  
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2017-06-26 3:33:56 PM  
How old was the kid? I can't find it anywhere.
Must be under 16 though.
 
dj_bigbird  
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2017-06-26 3:38:43 PM  
Don't do a GIS at work even with safe search on. Just sayin.
 
sithon [TotalFark]  
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2017-06-26 5:09:34 PM  

dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS at work even with safe search on. Just sayin.


Why?
There's no nudes as far as I know.
 
dj_bigbird  
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2017-06-26 5:35:38 PM  

sithon: dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS at work even with safe search on. Just sayin.

Why?
There's no nudes as far as I know.


I saw some. Maybe it was Bing....
 
2017-06-26 7:57:46 PM  
 
dkimball  
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2017-06-26 8:42:41 PM  
 
2017-06-26 8:46:04 PM  
The story didn't mention, what make/model of car?
 
LarryDan43  
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2017-06-26 8:47:21 PM  

sithon: How old was the kid? I can't find it anywhere.
Must be under 16 though.


Middle school, 11-14.
 
hammettman  
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2017-06-26 8:48:44 PM  
She was a public school teacher employed by a private company.  Guess the company wasn't... private enough.

Still, the "invisible hand" of the free market looks like it will finish up here to everyone's satisfaction.  Nothing to see here people, thanks to capitalism, you got a substitute teacher on the cheap, no pension or benefits to pay.  Money saved---yayy!
 
Vtimlin  
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2017-06-26 8:50:13 PM  
Peters town
 
yomrd  
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2017-06-26 8:51:48 PM  

hammettman: She was a public school teacher employed by a private company.  Guess the company wasn't... private enough.

Still, the "invisible hand" of the free market looks like it will finish up here to everyone's satisfaction.  Nothing to see here people, thanks to capitalism, you got a substitute teacher on the cheap, no pension or benefits to pay.  Money saved---yayy!


Substitute teacher.
 
2017-06-26 8:58:36 PM  
There is nothing less attractive than a middle-school age boy.  Sorry, guys, but they stink and they're generally stupid.  Shudder.
 
jst3p  
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2017-06-26 8:59:42 PM  

dkimball: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/26/substitute-teacher-24-arrested-for-sex-in-two-counties-with-17-year-old-boy-student.html

Hotter version

Substitute teacher, 24, accused of sex in two counties with 17-year-old boy student


I have heard of some weird kinks with regard to sexual positions but "on the county line" is a new one to me.
 
Altoid  
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2017-06-26 9:00:44 PM  

dj_bigbird: sithon: dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS at work even with safe search on. Just sayin.

Why?
There's no nudes as far as I know.

I saw some. Maybe it was Bing....


how do you do a GIS with Bing?    Wouldn't it be a BIS?
 
2017-06-26 9:03:29 PM  

dkimball: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/26/substitute-teacher-24-arrested-for-sex-in-two-counties-with-17-year-old-boy-student.html

Hotter version


That's like going from a 5.5 to a 6. Technically you're correct.
 
Thingster  
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2017-06-26 9:04:51 PM  

Altoid: dj_bigbird: sithon: dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS at work even with safe search on. Just sayin.

Why?
There's no nudes as far as I know.

I saw some. Maybe it was Bing....

how do you do a GIS with Bing?    Wouldn't it be a BIS?


Boobie image search?
 
Altoid  
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2017-06-26 9:06:00 PM  

Thingster: Altoid: dj_bigbird: sithon: dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS at work even with safe search on. Just sayin.

Why?
There's no nudes as far as I know.

I saw some. Maybe it was Bing....

how do you do a GIS with Bing?    Wouldn't it be a BIS?

Boobie image search?


That really needs to be a thing.
 
2017-06-26 9:11:55 PM  
The Who - Substitute (Live 1966)
Youtube YM0vyLlQI7Q

I guess since these trysts keep happening, a 50 year old video isn't as backdated as we may think it is.
 
jaytkay [OhFark]  
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2017-06-26 9:12:41 PM  

dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS at work even with safe search on. Just sayin.


Lopez? Don't bother.

I have to Google people for work, and if they have an Irish or Spanish last name, trying to find the right person is nigh impossible.

I think Mike Murphy and Maria Gomez have about 1,000 each just in Chicago.
 
2017-06-26 9:13:31 PM  

dkimball: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/26/substitute-teacher-24-arrested-for-sex-in-two-counties-with-17-year-old-boy-student.html

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Sex in two counties???

How big is this kid's penis???
 
mcreel  
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2017-06-26 9:14:29 PM  
 
yomrd  
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2017-06-26 9:17:19 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: dkimball: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/26/substitute-teacher-24-arrested-for-sex-in-two-counties-with-17-year-old-boy-student.html

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Sex in two counties???

How big is this kid's penis???


2 Rhode Islands
 
morg  
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2017-06-26 9:18:19 PM  

Bane of Broone: dkimball: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/26/substitute-teacher-24-arrested-for-sex-in-two-counties-with-17-year-old-boy-student.html

Hotter version

That's like going from a 5.5 to a 6. Technically you're correct.


I don't even know if it's that. It's just whiter.
 
2017-06-26 9:20:40 PM  

jaytkay: dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS at work even with safe search on. Just sayin.

Lopez? Don't bother.

I have to Google people for work, and if they have an Irish or Spanish last name, trying to find the right person is nigh impossible.

I think Mike Murphy and Maria Gomez have about 1,000 each just in Chicago.


On my first business trip to Korea. the guys I work with told me to go to the customer's reception area and tell them that I was there for a meeting with Mr. Kim.

Jerks.
 
2017-06-26 9:26:04 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: dkimball: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/26/substitute-teacher-24-arrested-for-sex-in-two-counties-with-17-year-old-boy-student.html

Hotter version

Sex in two counties???

How big is this kid's penis???


"'Cross country tour'.  Say isn't there an O in 'country'?"
"Nope!"
 
2017-06-26 9:42:30 PM  
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2017-06-26 9:47:03 PM  
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2017-06-26 9:52:50 PM  
Like a high school student, or a high school teacher, could afford a motel room....
 
2017-06-26 10:00:56 PM  

hammettman: She was a public school teacher employed by a private company.  Guess the company wasn't... private enough.

Still, the "invisible hand" of the free market looks like it will finish up here to everyone's satisfaction.  Nothing to see here people, thanks to capitalism, you got a substitute teacher on the cheap, no pension or benefits to pay.  Money saved---yayy!


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2017-06-26 10:01:43 PM  
My wife works a few hours a week at a local high school that my kids attend(ed -my daughter graduated).  One of the female teachers was caught a few years ago in the parking lot of the school around 2 am with one of the students.  Her husband also was a teacher there, but fled out of pure embarrassment.

Best thing, this lady was the faculty adviser for the fellowship of Christian athletes, and also was a big abstinence promoter too.
 
loral  
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2017-06-26 10:03:27 PM  

Bane of Broone: dkimball: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/26/substitute-teacher-24-arrested-for-sex-in-two-counties-with-17-year-old-boy-student.html

Hotter version

That's like going from a 5.5 to a 6. Technically you're correct.


which is the best kind of correct
 
2017-06-26 10:17:29 PM  
Dear Teachers, administrative staff, priests, etc...
Stop farking the children under your care!
- Signed,
 Me, Ed Grubermann.
 
Salmon  
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2017-06-26 10:34:31 PM  
There are lots of nudes.
 
2017-06-26 10:39:15 PM  

interstellar_tedium: My wife works a few hours a week at a local high school that my kids attend(ed -my daughter graduated).  One of the female teachers was caught a few years ago in the parking lot of the school around 2 am with one of the students.  Her husband also was a teacher there, but fled out of pure embarrassment.

Best thing, this lady was the faculty adviser for the fellowship of Christian athletes, and also was a big abstinence promoter too.


When the Holy Rollers snap it's NEVER low key.  If you're going to have to atone for your sins then you'd better make it worth it.
 
archnem  
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2017-06-26 10:39:59 PM  
All of these stories really make me question if Penthouse Forums wasn't really so full of shiat after all.
 
2017-06-26 11:44:32 PM  

fusillade762: Substitute teacher sex with minor in car trifecta in play.


Their classmates are snickering that they couldn't land real teachers.
 
2017-06-27 12:00:07 AM  
It's called "intracarricular" activities.
 
stuffy  
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2017-06-27 12:25:02 AM  
Why don't we just start hiring hookers to teach.
 
Stoker  
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2017-06-27 12:47:02 AM  
You know some of us were wondering what's this thing about a victim? You had a teacher and a lucky kid, can't see the victim here.

/No, not really wondering. Actually don't care. Except for the teacher.
 
2017-06-27 12:50:43 AM  

stuffy: Why don't we just start hiring hookers to teach.


You'd sure get more dads showing up at parent-teacher conferences.
 
omg bbq [OhFark]  
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2017-06-27 2:27:44 AM  
After watching dudes crash and burn so spectacularly for decades at this game why over the last few years do women think they can do any better? Or have female teachers always been pulling this shiat as well and it went unpunished?  For the life of me it seems like male teachers are doing it less and female teachers are all like "hold my beer".
 
2017-06-27 3:15:42 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: It's called "intracarricular" activities.


"Enter-her-carricular"?
 
dready zim  
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2017-06-27 5:00:47 AM  
Dear Criminals who get Caught,

One piece of advice you may find useful, do not do your criminal activity in a box with windows in a public place. Maybe try a box without windows, possibly one away from public areas.

Yours sincerely,

Successful Criminals
 
dready zim  
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2017-06-27 5:01:11 AM  

4th Horseman: Benjimin_Dover: It's called "intracarricular" activities.

"Enter-her-carricular"?


In your endo
 
2017-06-27 5:05:56 AM  
Are teachers forbidden from using Tinder or something?

It makes getting laid pretty accessible. It's not ideal, but a resource when you need it.
 
2017-06-27 5:27:59 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: Are teachers forbidden from using Tinder or something?

It makes getting laid pretty accessible. It's not ideal, but a resource when you need it.


They use Tindergarten.
 
OldJames  
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2017-06-27 8:04:33 AM  

hammettman: She was a public school teacher employed by a private company.  Guess the company wasn't... private enough.

Still, the "invisible hand" of the free market looks like it will finish up here to everyone's satisfaction.  Nothing to see here people, thanks to capitalism, you got a substitute teacher on the cheap, no pension or benefits to pay.  Money saved---yayy!


Substitute teachers don't get a pension or benefits. Long term subs get benefits, but still no pension. And I think there are more instances of publicly employed teachers doing this stuff, so I would say the free market did a great job.
 
mrsleep  
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2017-06-27 1:13:24 PM  

omg bbq: After watching dudes crash and burn so spectacularly for decades at this game why over the last few years do women think they can do any better? Or have female teachers always been pulling this shiat as well and it went unpunished?  For the life of me it seems like male teachers are doing it less and female teachers are all like "hold my beer".


I think they are finally getting the press they should.
Seeing as how in education women outnumber men by a vast amount, you would expect to see more women banging their students.
 
2017-06-27 5:22:15 PM  

dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS at work even with safe search on. Just sayin.

Salmon: There are lots of nudes.


I didn't see any nudes when I GIS'd her.
I'm thinking GIS does the same thing for images that targeted ads do...
 
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