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(UPI)   Rhode Island once again tries to win the coveted title of "The Florida Of The North"   (upi.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, roughly 4-foot-long alligator, smoke shop, Rhode Island, Glass smoke shop, small free weights, Rhode Island Department, United Press International, Edward Hauser  
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blatz514 [OhFark]  
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2017-06-26 10:28:43 AM  
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2017-06-26 1:12:05 PM  
That's nothing - There is a pet shop in Johnston, RI that had a rather large gator, behind a fence (indoors) - guy would feed rabbits to the thing. Not sure if they still have it, but it was quite a large gator
 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-06-26 1:56:20 PM  

HighlanderRPI: That's nothing - There is a pet shop in Johnston, RI that had a rather large gator, behind a fence (indoors) - guy would feed rabbits to the thing. Not sure if they still have it, but it was quite a large gator


Last time I was there it was still there, but that was a few years ago now.
 
2017-06-26 4:13:05 PM  
I thought Michigan already held that title.
 
LegacyDL  
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2017-06-26 5:56:36 PM  

Banned on the Run: I thought Michigan already held that title.


I thought it was Maine, with all their drug problems and illegals.
 
2017-06-26 5:59:24 PM  

LegacyDL: Banned on the Run: I thought Michigan already held that title.

I thought it was Maine, with all their drug problems and illegals.


Your honor, I'd like to point to Maine as exhibit A.

I rest my case.
 
dywed88  
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2017-06-26 6:03:15 PM  

LegacyDL: Banned on the Run: I thought Michigan already held that title.

I thought it was Maine, with all their drug problems and illegals.


Don't forget their governor.
 
2017-06-26 6:06:17 PM  
Hahaha I know this guy.
 
cgraves67  
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2017-06-26 6:20:53 PM  
Better luck next time, RI. At least you'll always be the stupidest standard of measurement for area.
 
daffy  
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2017-06-26 6:27:53 PM  
I have lived in Florida for two years and I haven't seen one gator. I did see an armadillo, but he was dead.
 
2017-06-26 6:44:06 PM  

daffy: I have lived in Florida for two years and I haven't seen one gator. I did see an armadillo, but he was dead.


Why would you check out a dead armadillos genitals?
 
jtown  
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2017-06-26 7:20:27 PM  
Police said they obtained a warrant to search the shop to search for illegal drugs and also seized 3.6 ounces of marijuana.

Something's farked up here.  How low is the bar to get a warrant in RI?
 
gerbilpox  
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2017-06-26 7:23:19 PM  
Richmond Police charged Edward Hauser, 43, for possessing the roughly 4-foot-long alligator

How many Rhode Islands is that?
 
2017-06-26 7:39:09 PM  

NewportBarGuy: LegacyDL: Banned on the Run: I thought Michigan already held that title.

I thought it was Maine, with all their drug problems and illegals.

Your honor, I'd like to point to Maine as exhibit A.

I rest my case.


Came here to say Maine. No questions. Maine all day is ALMOST as redneck as Florida.
 
daffy  
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2017-06-26 10:23:58 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: daffy: I have lived in Florida for two years and I haven't seen one gator. I did see an armadillo, but he was dead.

Why would you check out a dead armadillos genitals?


HUH?
 
2017-06-26 11:01:52 PM  
Pirhanna filled moat wasn't good enough?  Guess I'm just old fashioned.
 
2017-06-26 11:57:42 PM  

daffy: I have lived in Florida for two years and I haven't seen one gator. I did see an armadillo, but he was dead.


I've lived here my whole life. Trust me, just because you don't see them, doesn't mean they're not there.
 
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