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dionysusaur [TotalFark]  
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2017-06-26 11:47:01 AM  
When we drag them back, make Texas part of Oklahoma.
 
drewsclues  
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2017-06-26 11:53:50 AM  

dionysusaur: When we drag them back, make Texas part of Oklahoma.


better yet, they can take Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas, and South Carolina with them. When we drag them back, we can make them one state called, Assholes.
 
HawgWild [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-06-26 11:54:59 AM  
No. No they didn't.
 
2017-06-26 12:01:31 PM  
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2017-06-26 12:02:44 PM  
That's cute
 
ChrisDe  
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2017-06-26 12:02:50 PM  
Call their bluff. Please.
 
2017-06-26 12:09:48 PM  
FTFA: ""nay their obligation, to break the chains and throw down the regulations that bind them." "

One night will remind them how we touched and went our separate ways.
 
Alebak  
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2017-06-26 12:10:47 PM  
It's Texas.

Its not like a state that pulls its own weight is leaving.
 
Mouren  
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2017-06-26 12:11:19 PM  
"...but they understood we were trying to do something that has never been done."

There's a reason a lot of things have never been done before.
It's usually because it's a really stupid idea.
 
2017-06-26 12:11:36 PM  
Uh, it was a mock Texas legislature in some weird conglomeration of high schools that my casual skimming couldn't be bothered to make sense of.

This deserves the Fake tag, not News.
 
2017-06-26 12:11:38 PM  

drewsclues: dionysusaur: When we drag them back, make Texas part of Oklahoma.

better yet, they can take Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas, and South Carolina with them. When we drag them back, we can make them one state called, Assholes.


And Arizona. We're moving to Oklahoma, so I'd still like to go home to Arizona without a passport. Thanks.
 
2017-06-26 12:11:41 PM  
Misleading article header is misleading
 
HawgWild [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-06-26 12:11:50 PM  
Let the game of "Who Actually Read the Article" begins!
 
2017-06-26 12:13:07 PM  

Myk-House of El: FTFA: ""nay their obligation, to break the chains and throw down the regulations that bind them." "

One night will remind them how we touched and went our separate ways.


Texas on a Journey without going anywhere...
 
bobtheme [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-06-26 12:13:25 PM  
That's fine, we'll just be taking those lovely military bases and jobs back first.  Then you should be good to go.
 
2017-06-26 12:13:34 PM  
"a secession bill won overwhelming support from the mock legislature in Texas Boys State, the American Legion's summer program"
 
2017-06-26 12:13:37 PM  
Lucky them
 
meh... [TotalFark]  
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2017-06-26 12:13:47 PM  

drewsclues: dionysusaur: When we drag them back, make Texas part of Oklahoma.

better yet, they can take Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas, and South Carolina with them. When we drag them back, we can make them one state called, Assholes.


You left out North Carolina...
 
Rindred  
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2017-06-26 12:14:05 PM  
It's true that everything is bigger in Texas, including "stupidity" and "naivete."
 
2017-06-26 12:14:26 PM  
This article is stupid. WaPo is stupid for even writing about it.

Fake news bullsh*t just to stir up sh*t like it already did a few posts up. We hate each other. Great.
 
2017-06-26 12:14:43 PM  
First of all... No, they didn't, for those that DRTFA, this is something that was done by The Boys State, a youth group mock government.

Secondly, all it takes to convince a bunch of high school kids to secede is one internet meme "Secede for Harambe" or some shiat would have them all voting not only to secede, but to do so with their pants unzipped with a sock hanging out the zipper...
 
Wonktnod  
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2017-06-26 12:14:43 PM  
Ha, those stupid Texans. Now excuse me, I need to check up on how Calexit is doing.
 
2017-06-26 12:14:44 PM  
So this is a bunch of high school boys who can't get dates and whack off to guns and ammo... so just another day in Texas
 
Rueened  
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2017-06-26 12:14:48 PM  

HawgWild: Let the game of "Who Actually Read the Article" begins!


Read the article? I didn't even read the headline.
 
mainsail  
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2017-06-26 12:15:01 PM  
So the "Lost Cause" myth is still strong in Texas, for another generation or two. Yay, Texas Schoolboard. Anything but join the real world.
 
2017-06-26 12:15:04 PM  
They definitely suck.
 
mainsail  
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2017-06-26 12:15:51 PM  
The American Legion should hang its head in shame.
 
2017-06-26 12:16:09 PM  
Let 'em. It'll help our federal bottom line since Texas takes more dollars federally than they send in. However, I might want to let Trump build a wall between Texas and the United States.
 
2017-06-26 12:16:29 PM  
Anyone trademark Texit yet?
 
Brian6828  
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2017-06-26 12:18:23 PM  
I say, let 'em crash.
 
hej  
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2017-06-26 12:18:45 PM  
What's with the endless links to WAPO?  Did somebody there pay off Drew?
 
khonshu  
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2017-06-26 12:19:20 PM  
You know how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2017-06-26 12:19:59 PM  

hej: What's with the endless links to WAPO?  Did somebody there pay off Drew?


WTF are you on about? This is literally the only WAPO on the front page...
 
skyotter  
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2017-06-26 12:23:37 PM  
 
thehobbes  
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2017-06-26 12:24:46 PM  

mainsail: The American Legion should hang its head in shame.


Well when they backed the business plot in 1933, that treasonous organization should have been gone for a long time.
 
2017-06-26 12:25:00 PM  

Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: First of all... No, they didn't, for those that DRTFA, this is something that was done by The Boys State, a youth group mock government.

Secondly, all it takes to convince a bunch of high school kids to secede is one internet meme "Secede for Harambe" or some shiat would have them all voting not only to secede, but to do so with their pants unzipped with a sock hanging out the zipper...


It's like playing poker with friends and not having playing with money of course I am going to go all in on pocket 2's with K,Q,J,9,8 showing, what are the consequences?
 
ChrisDe  
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2017-06-26 12:26:28 PM  

theresnothinglft: Anyone trademark Texit yet?


Yes, actually.
 
fruitloop  
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2017-06-26 12:26:34 PM  
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Rindred  
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2017-06-26 12:26:52 PM  

mainsail: The American Legion should hang its head in shame.


Do you know how I know you DNRTFA?
 
2017-06-26 12:28:09 PM  

khonshu: You know how I know you didn't read the article?


Because it's paywalled?

/ yeah, yeah - incognito tab.  Ain't nobody got time fo' 'dat!
 
SirSigsegV  
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2017-06-26 12:28:10 PM  

seriously.though: drewsclues: dionysusaur: When we drag them back, make Texas part of Oklahoma.

better yet, they can take Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas, and South Carolina with them. When we drag them back, we can make them one state called, Assholes.

And Arizona. We're moving to Oklahoma, so I'd still like to go home to Arizona without a passport. Thanks.


Only as long as the state of Baja Arizona/Gadsden stays part of the union.
 
2017-06-26 12:28:12 PM  

Alebak: It's Texas.

Its not like a state that pulls its own weight is leaving.


We do have one of the better southern ports, and all those oil refineries. Not saying we pull our weight, mind, just we do bring some things to the party.

If Texas secedes, can I stay with one of you? I cook well, and take up a lot of space.
 
eyeq360 [TotalFark]  
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2017-06-26 12:29:15 PM  
Now Texas can foot the bill for building the border wall with Mexico. If the Texas Boy State collects all the Monopoly money up, they might be able to do it.
 
mdb1407  
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2017-06-26 12:29:28 PM  
Breaking news!
Teenagers are dumb.
 
johndalek  
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2017-06-26 12:30:08 PM  
Oh boy.
 
2017-06-26 12:30:15 PM  

Circusdog320: So this is a bunch of high school boys who can't get dates and whack off to guns and ammo... so just another day in Texas


Yes, but they're also probably our future legislature.
 
WayneKerr [OhFark]  
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2017-06-26 12:30:38 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Alebak: It's Texas.

Its not like a state that pulls its own weight is leaving.

We do have one of the better southern ports, and all those oil refineries. Not saying we pull our weight, mind, just we do bring some things to the party.

If Texas secedes, can I stay with one of you? I cook well, and take up a lot of space.


You can stay with me. I only take up half of the basement.
 
Bazolar  
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2017-06-26 12:31:15 PM  
The only thing that I found interesting about this article was that there are two groups, one for boys and one for girls, and that apparently the American Legion sponsors these groups in all states, not just Texas.  These are groups designed to teach leadership and the function of government, yet they're separated by gender.  Hey American Legion, just a thought, but how about you have one group and encourage members of both genders to work together and see each other as equals?  One of the biggest problems we have facing our healthcare system today is that our current legislature is dominated by men who see no value in  healthcare that benefits women.  They also routinely rebuke women simply for talking, you know, doing their damn job as an elected representative.  How about we put the genders together when they're younger to see if our legislators of the future can find some common ground and learn mutual respect for one another?  Just a thought.
 
2017-06-26 12:32:24 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Alebak: It's Texas.

Its not like a state that pulls its own weight is leaving.

We do have one of the better southern ports, and all those oil refineries. Not saying we pull our weight, mind, just we do bring some things to the party.

If Texas secedes, can I stay with one of you? I cook well, and take up a lot of space.


PAWG?
The Weirdass family might be getting a new member.  My van's lock is broken, it can only work from the outside.  And the window doesn't roll down....
 
drewsclues  
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2017-06-26 12:32:46 PM  

seriously.though: drewsclues: dionysusaur: When we drag them back, make Texas part of Oklahoma.

better yet, they can take Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas, and South Carolina with them. When we drag them back, we can make them one state called, Assholes.

And Arizona. We're moving to Oklahoma, so I'd still like to go home to Arizona without a passport. Thanks.


Arizona gets to stay and so does Florida. They're redeemable. Louisiana gets to stay because Assholes can't have New Orleans. No way, no how.
 
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