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cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-06-25 10:07:41 AM  
My God Russian Cars are Ugly
 
2017-06-25 1:51:09 PM  
The LaSabre was a much better car, from hte look, originality, and attention to detail, down to the engine that fits the dramatic badly style. The ZIS Concept is a poor copy full of panel gaps and utilizing a horribly underpowered engine.
 
2017-06-25 1:52:51 PM  

BadReligion: The LaSabre was a much better car, from hte look, originality, and attention to detail, down to the engine that fits the dramatic badly bodystyle. The ZIS Concept is a poor copy full of panel gaps and utilizing a horribly underpowered engine.


FTFM
 
Repo Man  
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2017-06-25 2:05:00 PM  
That engine sounds amazing for the time. Aluminum heads with hemispherical chambers in 1951!

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2017-06-25 2:05:23 PM  
FTFA:  "America arguably invented the whole idea of the concept car way back in 1938, with Harley Earl's Y-Job."

Harley Earl's Y-Job is the name of my all-midget Judas Priest cover band
 
Repo Man  
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2017-06-25 2:07:18 PM  
Now if the Soviets had managed to get the LeSabre, they likely could have built a very close copy...

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northgrave  
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2017-06-25 2:20:48 PM  
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Repo Man  
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2017-06-25 2:22:14 PM  
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2017-06-25 2:30:30 PM  
Gas was cheap, most roads were narrow and two-laned and the speed limit was 75.
 
2017-06-25 2:50:18 PM  

The Cold War was a clash of both ideologies and bonkers concept cars


The Fark War is a clash of non-idiots and people who rip off the headlines from TFAs.
 
2017-06-25 2:51:27 PM  
In Soviet Russia, car drive...well actually it doesn't drive at all...
 
UsikFark  
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2017-06-25 2:54:56 PM  

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The old Boeing factory used sand bags :)
 
2017-06-25 2:55:23 PM  
One good thing about Soviet Technology. They can verify the range to target with only one ping.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-06-25 2:55:48 PM  
Ah, Progress. Whatever happened to it? How did you end up with Donald Trump? How did they end up with the Tiny Perfect Czar, Tiny Dancer?

Are we all Third World yet?
 
Repo Man  
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2017-06-25 2:55:54 PM  
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It looks as though they were also "borrowing" from the Tucker.
 
2017-06-25 2:58:24 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Gas was cheap, most roads were narrow and two-laned and the speed limit was 75.


Seatbelts didn't exist, nor did headrests or crumple zones. And windshield wipers were operated by hand.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-06-25 2:58:42 PM  

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Where ever did you get this from? Good satire and cartooning. I gave it two Voteys.

I hope the cartoonist and writer made a whole history of Soviet technology or whatever. Cool.
 
2017-06-25 2:59:59 PM  

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It looks as though they were also "borrowing" from the Tucker.


I consider the Tucker turning 3rd light it's own unique thing. The aircraft motif has a similar but functionally different look.
 
Bob Dolemite  
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2017-06-25 3:01:04 PM  
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2017-06-25 3:03:05 PM  

brantgoose: Ah, Progress. Whatever happened to it? How did you end up with Donald Trump? How did they end up with the Tiny Perfect Czar, Tiny Dancer?

Are we all Third World yet?


In some ways, the Russians have long been ahead of us, mainly in regards to woman. They sent a woman Cosmonaut into space decades before we had female Astronauts. They had women on the front lines in WWII, and earlier.  They cared about using people. They did not care what gender that person was, just that they could use the, to do a job.
 
Repo Man  
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2017-06-25 3:05:46 PM  

brantgoose: Where ever did you get this from? Good satire and cartooning. I gave it two Voteys.

I hope the cartoonist and writer made a whole history of Soviet technology or whatever. Cool.



The artist is Stan Mott, and his work was published in National Lampoon back the the seventies/early eighties.


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"Sokerov's final effort was the Jet-O-Round adapter, here installed on famed TU-114 for testing at Volga Air Works. Adapter was designed to give unlimited power on limited fuel with virtually no air pollution! The principle on which it operated was much like harnessing the power of the sun; hot exhaust was directed back under the wings and into the front of the engines, turning them over faster, which blew out more hot exhaust directed back under the wings...ad infinitum! Unfortunately, Sokerov, as a result of an indiscretion made while being introduced to the spouse of NKVD chief Schelepin ("Sokerov, this is my wife..." "Sokerov yourself, you brought her! Hah!"), was chained to the pilot's seat and forced to push the starter button. Still, we say, hail to thee, Igor Sokerov!"
 
cwheelie  
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2017-06-25 3:18:52 PM  
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UsikFark  
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2017-06-25 3:33:09 PM  

Repo Man: brantgoose: Where ever did you get this from? Good satire and cartooning. I gave it two Voteys.

I hope the cartoonist and writer made a whole history of Soviet technology or whatever. Cool.


The artist is Stan Mott, and his work was published in National Lampoon back the the seventies/early eighties.


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"Sokerov's final effort was the Jet-O-Round adapter, here installed on famed TU-114 for testing at Volga Air Works. Adapter was designed to give unlimited power on limited fuel with virtually no air pollution! The principle on which it operated was much like harnessing the power of the sun; hot exhaust was directed back under the wings and into the front of the engines, turning them over faster, which blew out more hot exhaust directed back under the wings...ad infinitum! Unfortunately, Sokerov, as a result of an indiscretion made while being introduced to the spouse of NKVD chief Schelepin ("Sokerov, this is my wife..." "Sokerov yourself, you brought her! Hah!"), was chained to the pilot's seat and forced to push the starter button. Still, we say, hail to thee, Igor Sokerov!"


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2017-06-25 3:36:44 PM  

BadReligion: brantgoose: Ah, Progress. Whatever happened to it? How did you end up with Donald Trump? How did they end up with the Tiny Perfect Czar, Tiny Dancer?

Are we all Third World yet?

In some ways, the Russians have long been ahead of us, mainly in regards to woman. They sent a woman Cosmonaut into space decades before we had female Astronauts. They had women on the front lines in WWII, and earlier.  They cared about using people. They did not care what gender that person was, just that they could use the, to do a job.


They used people as cannon fodder. Care had not a thing to do with it, and they were far from ahead at all, at all.

I think you are a child. I think you don't remember the USSR. I think you should do a bit more learning.
 
2017-06-25 4:00:23 PM  
The Soviets were, of course, quite forward-looking. Actually this is just an excuse to post this video to share with all of you, because I can't resist bizarre surreal poetic pop music animated Soviet propaganda. There are English subtitles.

Вперед, время 1977
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Psylence  
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2017-06-25 4:11:40 PM  

BadReligion: brantgoose: Ah, Progress. Whatever happened to it? How did you end up with Donald Trump? How did they end up with the Tiny Perfect Czar, Tiny Dancer?

Are we all Third World yet?

In some ways, the Russians have long been ahead of us, mainly in regards to woman. They sent a woman Cosmonaut into space decades before we had female Astronauts. They had women on the front lines in WWII, and earlier.  They cared about using people. They did not care what gender that person was, just that they could use the, to do a job.


Yea yea, The Night Witches were pretty farking neato... but lets not cast Russia as giving fark one about people or animals even. Cannon fodder *has* a use after all.
 
dryknife  
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2017-06-25 4:45:09 PM  
My grandmother visited Lithuania in the late 50's, early 60's and brought back some Soviet bloc cigarettes. The tobacco-to-filter proportions were reversed; those smokes had like a 3 inch filter with about an inch of tobacco at the end.

/CSB
 
UsikFark  
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2017-06-25 4:47:14 PM  

dryknife: My grandmother visited Lithuania in the late 50's, early 60's and brought back some Soviet bloc cigarettes. The tobacco-to-filter proportions were reversed; those smokes had like a 3 inch filter with about an inch of tobacco at the end.

/CSB


And who knows what's in those filters.
 
2017-06-25 4:55:47 PM  
Then there's the Skoda (original), and all the other oil burner two strokes that barely made it over the border when the iron curtain came down.  They were concept cars -- it took imagination to see them as cars.
 
Fano  
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2017-06-25 6:57:09 PM  

cretinbob: My God Russian Cars are Ugly


That's the reason I would have rather the world be atomic ash than let the Soviets run it.
 
Mergatroid  
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2017-06-25 7:04:22 PM  
Sites that don't allow add-blockers suck the big, brown one-eye.
 
2017-06-25 8:10:37 PM  
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Erik_Emune  
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2017-06-25 10:36:15 PM  

BitwiseShift: Then there's the Skoda (original), and all the other oil burner two strokes that barely made it over the border when the iron curtain came down.  They were concept cars -- it took imagination to see them as cars.


Well... The pre-1989 Skodas were the best Eastern European design (not a big accomplishment, admittedly) and could actually be sold in the West as opposed to the Wartburgs and Trabants etc., which were all 100% as crappy as you describe. It wasn't a high-quality vehicle, but it wasn't horrid, either.

The Lada Niva was another decent design - 4WD and very austere, with all the protective capacity of a wet paper bag and the environmental impact of a minor oil spill. But it made a popular work vehicle - would keep going and going, could be repaired with a hammer and a spool of wire, and was generally a solid, boring and utilitarian object that got the job done.
 
Repo Man  
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2017-06-25 10:38:39 PM  

Mergatroid: Sites that don't allow add-blockers suck the big, brown one-eye.


They are becoming increasingly common - I think someone is going to have to step up their game on the ad blocking software side.
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2017-06-26 6:12:18 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: The Cold War was a clash of both ideologies and bonkers concept cars


The Fark War is a clash of non-idiots and people who rip off are inspired by the headlines from TFAs.


FTFY, rotten burgeois
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2017-06-26 6:29:46 AM  
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2017-06-26 6:32:29 AM  
 
Erik_Emune  
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2017-06-26 11:59:26 AM  

LewDux: Meanhile in Lithuania
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No offense, but I think the Danes win that category:

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Yes, that's homebuilt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UC3_Nautilus
 
whitroth  
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2017-06-26 3:04:17 PM  
My folks had a (used) 1953 Studebaker, aka "wingless F-101 interceptor". At least until the bottom of the engine didn't intercept the rod.....
 
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