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2017-04-26 5:32:59 PM  
I've soaped up a fat beaver, or two, in my day.
 
2017-04-26 5:48:16 PM  
Oh, bother.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 5:55:18 PM  
Nice beaver.
 
Walker [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-26 6:16:43 PM  
"And I didn't like it much at all"
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2017-04-26 6:18:56 PM  
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uncleacid [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 6:22:01 PM  
A beaver walks into a bar.
 
2017-04-26 6:22:56 PM  
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Barfmaker  
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2017-04-26 6:41:20 PM  
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2017-04-26 8:10:47 PM  
Molson Canadian "Chasing Beaver" Commercial
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2017-04-26 8:11:19 PM  
The knee jerk reaction is to shave it, but the hair really isn't contributing significantly to the size of the beaver. A fat beaver is its own reward.
 
Spaceballer  
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2017-04-26 8:14:29 PM  
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2017-04-26 8:14:40 PM  
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I'd recognize that big brown beaver anywhere.
 
SwiftFox  
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2017-04-26 8:15:12 PM  
Beavers hibernate?  I thought they stored food for the winter in their ponds under the ice.
 
2017-04-26 8:16:29 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [l.yimg.com image 533x399]
I'd recognize that big brown beaver anywhere.


Smells like seven layers,
 
2017-04-26 8:17:25 PM  
That beaver was definitely in the fence about going on a diet.
 
Spaceballer  
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2017-04-26 8:19:08 PM  

Walker: "And I didn't like it much at all"
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daisygrrl  
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2017-04-26 8:20:27 PM  
The CBC article has this gem of a quote from animal services:

"Hamilton Animal Services is thrilled to give this beaver a happy ending"
 
2017-04-26 8:23:23 PM  
Wood Jerry, wood.
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basicstock  
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2017-04-26 8:23:53 PM  

SwiftFox: Beavers hibernate?  I thought they stored food for the winter in their ponds under the ice.


The beaver story posted on CBC.ca has a correction indicating that beavers are less active in the winter but do not hibernate.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/trapped-beaver-1.4086804
I always thought that beavers were vicious if cornered.  I guess the beaver somehow understood that unless it got some help, it wasn't going anywhere (unless they sedated it before they used the soap).
 
2017-04-26 8:24:32 PM  
Great.  Just when Google had unflagged Fark.com as a porno site......
 
2017-04-26 8:27:45 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: farkingismybusiness: [l.yimg.com image 533x399]
I'd recognize that big brown beaver anywhere.

Smells like seven layers,


That beaver eats Taco Bell.
 
2017-04-26 8:30:39 PM  
This thread could be epic.

/worked on beavers
 
abhorrent1  
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2017-04-26 8:32:44 PM  

SwiftFox: Beavers hibernate?


No, they do not.

JOURNALISM!
 
dywed88  
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2017-04-26 8:34:58 PM  

basicstock: SwiftFox: Beavers hibernate?  I thought they stored food for the winter in their ponds under the ice.

The beaver story posted on CBC.ca has a correction indicating that beavers are less active in the winter but do not hibernate.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/trapped-beaver-1.4086804
I always thought that beavers were vicious if cornered.  I guess the beaver somehow understood that unless it got some help, it wasn't going anywhere (unless they sedated it before they used the soap).


It wasn't in a position to do very much. I am guessing they approached it from behind and fooednit up.
 
ChrisDe  
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2017-04-26 8:39:29 PM  
"free fat beaver" ? Sign me up.
 
2017-04-26 8:50:28 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Great.  Just when Google had unflagged Fark.com as a porno site......


Erotica =/= porn
 
2017-04-26 8:56:21 PM  
A loose beaver could be a good thing or a bad thing. Discuss.
 
2017-04-26 8:56:28 PM  

Masses r asses: This thread could be epic.

/worked on beavers


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2017-04-26 9:00:41 PM  

Nick Nostril: A loose beaver could be a good thing or a bad thing. Discuss.


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i.r.id10t  
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2017-04-26 9:02:29 PM  

Nick Nostril: A loose beaver could be a good thing or a bad thing. Discuss.


Lets just admit that any beaver that you get to get up close to is a thing to be enjoyed, as long as it isn't infected with something nasty....

Like rabies.
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x12779  
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2017-04-26 9:06:33 PM  
I don't know but ALL this BS PISSES ME OFF!
 
Salmon  
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2017-04-26 9:06:49 PM  
They make the rocking world go round.
 
Billy Liar  
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2017-04-26 9:14:37 PM  
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2017-04-26 9:35:25 PM  
This is the kind of feel good beaver story I can get behind.
 
fappomatic  
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2017-04-26 9:36:27 PM  
I own some timber property surrounding a lake and pine trees are my crop. I know how to handle this:

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CoysOdie  
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2017-04-26 9:42:39 PM  
Norbert or Dagget?
 
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2017-04-26 9:48:19 PM  
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x12779  
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2017-04-26 9:58:01 PM  
There's a badass beaver from Hawaii now in Kazakhstan.. soon to be Almaty then Bangkok then Tokyo then Honolulu! Yes he's the most wanted man on el planet!
 
2017-04-26 10:02:33 PM  
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WTP 2  
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2017-04-26 10:12:40 PM  
soap =/= lube


/close , but no cigar....
 
2017-04-26 10:15:04 PM  

CowardlyLion: DjangoStonereaver: Great.  Just when Google had unflagged Fark.com as a porno site......

Erotica =/= porn


Amazing; I read your response in an affected nasal voice and my mouth spontaneously formed a sneer.

Which is just how I image you sound.

/Ask the wizard for a sense of humour next time you talk to him, would you?
 
2017-04-26 10:54:39 PM  

SwiftFox: Beavers hibernate?  I thought they stored food for the winter in their ponds under the ice.


No, they don't, and if they did they wouldn't be fat when they emerged.  TFA is made-up fake news.
 
2017-04-27 12:49:02 AM  

SwiftFox: Beavers hibernate?  I thought they stored food for the winter in their ponds under the ice.


They don't hibernate, and they do store stuff to eat.

It's just past breeding season and that particular beaver is likely not long from giving birth.
 
2017-04-27 3:15:40 AM  
Golly gee, Beav! Why don'cha quit eatin' all those cheeseburgers!
 
2017-04-27 3:19:16 AM  
What's the point of lubing a beaver if you're not going to stuff it?
 
2017-04-27 4:14:29 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: CowardlyLion: DjangoStonereaver: Great.  Just when Google had unflagged Fark.com as a porno site......

Erotica =/= porn

Amazing; I read your response in an affected nasal voice and my mouth spontaneously formed a sneer.

Which is just how I image you sound.

/Ask the wizard for a sense of humour next time you talk to him, would you?


I've been found out! To the Frinkmobile!

/and/or found the one user for whom Fark really isn't his personal erotica site
 
2017-04-27 4:23:37 AM  
Nothing like fondling an excited and  wiggly wet beaver..
 
2017-04-27 4:46:20 AM  
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I say we eat the beaver.
 
TheMysticS  
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2017-04-27 5:19:34 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [l.yimg.com image 533x399]
I'd recognize that big brown beaver anywhere.


I'm adding that to your farkie...

Because Winona & 7 layers

/fave verse
Along came Lou with the old baboon
 
TheMysticS  
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2017-04-27 5:21:05 AM  

clodcomplex: That beaver was definitely in the fence about going on a diet.


Boo et hisss.
 
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