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(Click2Houston)   Sixth grader threatened with suspension after school officials notice he has *GASP* two lines in his haircut. OH NOES   (click2houston.com) divider line
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11682 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Apr 2017 at 5:20 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Copy Link



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jwa007  
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2017-04-26 4:20:59 PM  
The school administration's actions are clearly based on a deep-seated fear of death that permeates our society.  Their total lack of moral authority results in actions that reasonable people object to.  I'm sure if you check this out you will find the principal's office is aligned across an east/west axis that also contributes to the irrational behavior.  We live in a sorry world.
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 4:24:35 PM  
Holy shiat, every '80s h.s. hockey player would get suspended.

/also needs a touch of Sun-In
 
dv-ous [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-26 4:29:45 PM  
OMG HE MIGHT BE IN A GANG!!!
 
2017-04-26 4:31:51 PM  
We had a kid in high school who shaved "Grove Street" into the back of his head (by himself, using a mirror) for no reason other than he got drunk on Everclear while playing GTA. It actually came out surprisingly legible. Then the dean saw him and sent him out to get his head shaved before he could come back.
 
facepalm.jpg  
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2017-04-26 4:37:09 PM  
This is what happens when we become litigious to schools. Either they enforce the rules uniformly and absolutely, or they don't enforce it as all. The child with a couple of tramlines is the same as the guy who writes gang sings in his hair.
 
CipollinaFan  
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2017-04-26 4:38:55 PM  
Sharpie, is there anything you can't do.
 
2017-04-26 4:39:46 PM  
The school district is simply drawing a line in the scalp.  A greater infraction might have resulted in incarceration.
 
2017-04-26 4:41:01 PM  

facepalm.jpg: This is what happens when we become litigious to schools. Either they enforce the rules uniformly and absolutely, or they don't enforce it as all. The child with a couple of tramlines is the same as the guy who writes gang sings in his hair.


Actually, it's called the School to Prison Pipeline.  It's what helps feed the private prison industry.
 
2017-04-26 4:42:25 PM  
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2017-04-26 4:49:11 PM  
Letters, symbols, and designs beyond a single straight line which draw attention to an individual shall not be permitted.

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He needs to show up with a reverse mohawk.
 
Barfmaker  
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2017-04-26 4:51:27 PM  
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I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-26 4:58:00 PM  
If other children are doing lines off his head then, yes, that is a problem.
 
blatz514 [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 5:12:45 PM  

facepalm.jpg: This is what happens when we become litigious to schools. Either they enforce the rules uniformly and absolutely, or they don't enforce it as all. The child with a couple of tramlines is the same as the guy who writes gang sings in his hair.



Doesn't have much of a choice, I guess.

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2017-04-26 5:16:43 PM  
You look a little too 'ethnic'.  SUSPENDED!
 
RedRudy  
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2017-04-26 5:28:19 PM  
If you get a hair style done for shock factor, don't be suprised at the results.
 
2017-04-26 5:29:23 PM  
On the one day he brought a gun for show and tell too!

Saved by the Conformance Brigade. Fit in, or F off
 
2017-04-26 5:30:03 PM  

dv-ous: OMG HE MIGHT BE IN A GANG!!!


I have a Cuban aunt who teaches in Miami. I've never seen it, but she says down there two lines shaved into your eyebrow is a gang thing.
 
leonel  
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2017-04-26 5:32:17 PM  
White administrators against black kid?
*click*
Yup.
 
Walker [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-26 5:32:35 PM  
It's Texas. They still paddle kids there in school.
To say they are backwards is an understatement.
They actually measure boys hair there to make sure it's not too long and suspend 4-year-olds.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Braid-Ends-Mesquite-Schools-Mane-Event-82112687.html
 
eric271982  
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2017-04-26 5:37:40 PM  
Individualism will not be tolerated!!!  You must conform!!!
 
foo monkey [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-26 5:38:37 PM  
Is this where I feign outrage at a dress code violation?
 
Notabunny [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-26 5:42:46 PM  

foo monkey: Is this where I feign outrage at a dress code violation?


Im pretty sure we're supposed to want somebody to lose their job
 
Russ1642  
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2017-04-26 5:43:07 PM  

facepalm.jpg: This is what happens when we become litigious to schools. Either they enforce the rules uniformly and absolutely, or they don't enforce it as all. The child with a couple of tramlines is the same as the guy who writes gang sings in his hair.


Bull. Shiat. What'll protect them from litigation is not acting like complete assholes.
 
zepillin [BareFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-04-26 5:43:17 PM  
"She took a Sharpie permanent marker and colored the bottom of his hair in "

Send Her home for being distracting in school.
 
2017-04-26 5:44:33 PM  

facepalm.jpg: This is what happens when we become litigious to schools. Either they enforce the rules uniformly and absolutely, or they don't enforce it as all. The child with a couple of tramlines is the same as the guy who writes gang sings in his hair.


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Gang sings are the WORST!
 
Iowan73  
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2017-04-26 5:44:48 PM  
My son had a brightly-colored mohawk at his Catholic school for four years and nobody cared. Stop.making a big deal out of things that aren't.
 
MSBFDffpm  
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2017-04-26 5:44:56 PM  

gameshowhost: Holy shiat, every '80s h.s. hockey player would get suspended.

/also needs a touch of Sun-In


Class of '82

/guilty as charged
 
2017-04-26 5:45:23 PM  
Comply, citizen.
 
2017-04-26 5:48:54 PM  
Conform, or be cast out.
 
2017-04-26 5:49:48 PM  

bearded clamorer: Letters, symbols, and designs beyond a single straight line which draw attention to an individual shall not be permitted.

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He needs to show up with a reverse mohawk.


And a baluster growing out of the back of his head?
 
MSBFDffpm  
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2017-04-26 5:49:56 PM  

Iowan73: My son had a brightly-colored mohawk at his Catholic school for four years and nobody cared. Stop.making a big deal out of things that aren't.


Our team captain had something similar

/Lutheran HS
//not a gov't school
 
2017-04-26 5:50:32 PM  
Huh, copying and pasting image urls tends not to embiggen them.
 
Pincy  
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2017-04-26 5:59:37 PM  
Simple solution: shave everyone's head: girls, boys, teachers, administrators, anyone who works for the school district.
 
Llois  
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2017-04-26 6:00:31 PM  
This kind of crap caused a riot at my middle school... Kids these days don't know how to shake things up!
1985 Anthony Jr High Riot
 
ISO15693  
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2017-04-26 6:00:50 PM  
School uniforms.

Emphasis on uniform.

It isnt like this is rare or unusual.
 
DubyaHater  
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2017-04-26 6:01:09 PM  
If it was a white kid with a shaved head, he'd be class president.
 
mooseyfate  
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2017-04-26 6:03:36 PM  

facepalm.jpg: This is what happens when we become litigious to schools. Either they enforce the rules uniformly and absolutely, or they don't enforce it as all. The child with a couple of tramlines is the same as the guy who writes gang sings in his hair.


Rarely as it asks, our are children learned?
 
2017-04-26 6:03:48 PM  
Got one of those when I was a kid for wearing what we called a duck tail.

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0z79  
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2017-04-26 6:05:08 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: facepalm.jpg: This is what happens when we become litigious to schools. Either they enforce the rules uniformly and absolutely, or they don't enforce it as all. The child with a couple of tramlines is the same as the guy who writes gang sings in his hair.

Actually, it's called the School to Prison Pipeline.  It's what helps feed the private prison industry.


Yep. The high school I would have attended in Ohio had doors that were held open by electromagnets, which released when the bell rang, locking for the entire class. Any student caught out in the hallway got detention. Repeat infractions got suspended or, if the administration really doesn't like a certain kid, just call the cops and spin some yarn about drugs or some other crap.

Innocent kids getting locked up for being late to class one too many times, never to receive a proper education, literally having been locked out of the classroom.

Montana was a lot more humane and the school system actually used common sense, if you can believe it.
 
2017-04-26 6:07:26 PM  

Russ1642: facepalm.jpg: This is what happens when we become litigious to schools. Either they enforce the rules uniformly and absolutely, or they don't enforce it as all. The child with a couple of tramlines is the same as the guy who writes gang sings in his hair.

Bull. Shiat. What'll protect them from litigation is not acting like complete assholes.


Know how I know you know nothing about helicopter parents, or the education industry?
 
Ambitwistor  
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2017-04-26 6:09:26 PM  

dv-ous: OMG HE MIGHT BE IN A GANG!!!


Poser.  This is what an original gangster looks like:

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2017-04-26 6:12:12 PM  
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
 
2017-04-26 6:14:00 PM  

Ambitwistor: dv-ous: OMG HE MIGHT BE IN A GANG!!!

Poser.  This is what an original gangster looks like:

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That is a "welcome to fark" meme waiting to happen.
 
12349876  
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2017-04-26 6:14:06 PM  

Julius Pleaseher: Got one of those when I was a kid for wearing what we called a duck tail.

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Duck tail?

I've only ever heard rat tail.
 
CanuckAmok  
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2017-04-26 6:15:12 PM  

bearded clamorer: Letters, symbols, and designs beyond a single straight line which draw attention to an individual shall not be permitted.

[img.fark.net image 350x350]

He needs to show up with a reverse mohawk.


Actually...
https://www.google.ca/search?q=Iroquois+hairstyle&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj26Y_KksPTAhWJiVQKHTO_DmQQ_AUICigB&biw=1332&bih=763
 
2017-04-26 6:15:12 PM  

Ambitwistor: dv-ous: OMG HE MIGHT BE IN A GANG!!!

Poser.  This is what an original gangster looks like:

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Future Gas N Sip third stringers right there. Not the guys you'd trust to add "nacho sauce" goo to the nacho machine, but maybe they can be larnt ta wipe up after.
 
2017-04-26 6:18:41 PM  

lovely_filth: Ambitwistor: dv-ous: OMG HE MIGHT BE IN A GANG!!!

Poser.  This is what an original gangster looks like:

[img.fark.net image 650x487]

Future Gas N Sip third stringers right there. Not the guys you'd trust to add "nacho sauce" goo to the nacho machine, but maybe they can be larnt ta wipe up after.


You're only saying that because he's wearing a Knicks hat.
 
Dragonhermit  
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2017-04-26 6:19:15 PM  

Julius Pleaseher: Got one of those when I was a kid for wearing what we called a duck tail.

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Woo oo
 
2017-04-26 6:22:23 PM  

giantmeteor: lovely_filth: Ambitwistor: dv-ous: OMG HE MIGHT BE IN A GANG!!!

Poser.  This is what an original gangster looks like:

[img.fark.net image 650x487]

Future Gas N Sip third stringers right there. Not the guys you'd trust to add "nacho sauce" goo to the nacho machine, but maybe they can be larnt ta wipe up after.

You're only saying that because he's wearing a Knicks hat.


Lol
 
kronicfeld  
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2017-04-26 6:27:25 PM  
Rules like this are uniformly targeted at and disproportionately enforced against ethnic minorities. Same as it ever was.
 
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