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		Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants. That'll do pigs, that'll do (usatoday.com)		94
		More: Hero, Iraq, Islamic State militants, Iraq War, bitterly contested area, Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, local Ubaid tribe, Gov. Najmaldin Karim, Kirkuk. U.S.-backed troops

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fusillade762

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2017-04-26 3:00:01 AM

And they can't even take delicious revenge by turning them into tasty bacon.

Polish Hussar

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2017-04-26 6:54:36 AM

So one could say, they were boared to death.
/YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Danger Avoid Death

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2017-04-26 7:08:09 AM

Cormee

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2017-04-26 7:09:13 AM

Trained bees is the answer

jjwars1

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2017-04-26 7:10:03 AM

Has Trump taken credit yet?

SillBinger

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2017-04-26 7:10:43 AM

These are the people we are told to fear every day of our lives.

PoweredByIrony

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2017-04-26 7:11:18 AM

No, that is a wild pig.

THAT is a wild bore.

Mr. Shabooboo

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2017-04-26 7:12:05 AM

The irony is as delicious as freshly cooked bacon..

PC LOAD LETTER

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2017-04-26 7:12:17 AM

This was written by John Bacon? Is this fake news?

Cormee

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2017-04-26 7:12:25 AM

are

Shaggy_C

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2017-04-26 7:14:32 AM

PoweredByIrony: No, that is a wild pig.

[img.fark.net image 425x231]

THAT is a wild bore.

Funny! Very amusing!

/I said hey

Langdon_777

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2017-04-26 7:15:18 AM

That's what you get when you don't eat them.

Munden

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2017-04-26 7:16:32 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: This was written by John Bacon? Is this fake news?

Let's dig a little deeper, this story came from The Times UK, written by... AmmarShammary

Fake news confirmed.

advex101

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2017-04-26 7:17:09 AM

If I was a superstitious and religious man, I would say that actually sounds like punishment from Allah.

Gyrfalcon

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2017-04-26 7:19:53 AM

SillBinger: These are the people we are told to fear every day of our lives.

Dude, wild boars are freaking mean. I wouldn't hunt them with less than a squad of Marines.

Gleeman

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2017-04-26 7:22:27 AM

Gyrfalcon: SillBinger: These are the people we are told to fear every day of our lives.

Dude, wild boars are freaking mean. I wouldn't hunt them with less than a squad of Marines.

Might need a whole Company.

Resident Muslim

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2017-04-26 7:24:46 AM

Smoking GNU

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2017-04-26 7:25:38 AM

When Good Bacon Goes Bad vol 1

Exluddite

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2017-04-26 7:25:42 AM

Gyrfalcon: SillBinger: These are the people we are told to fear every day of our lives.

Dude, wild boars are freaking mean. I wouldn't hunt them with less than a squad of Marines.

That's what I was thinking. A friend of mine lived in Hawaii for a while, and he'd see an occasional big Hawaiian dude with a bow slung over his shoulder. Bow hunting wild boar.
That right there is balls that clank.

Beltway Bandito

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2017-04-26 7:27:04 AM

LOL

lycanth

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2017-04-26 7:27:13 AM

Karma.

FloridaFarkTag

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2017-04-26 7:28:30 AM

ISIS friends in DNC, Nation of Islam, ACLU, SPLC, now will go sue to ban wild boars

moel

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2017-04-26 7:28:32 AM

How many militants did the Moab kill? I can help but feel deploying wild boar would be far more effective.

Coram_Deo

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2017-04-26 7:29:04 AM

I wonder if this is real.

Chompachangas

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2017-04-26 7:30:02 AM

advex101: If I was a superstitious and religious man, I would say that actually sounds like punishment from Allah.

Came to say: if that's not a pretty obvious sign, I don't know what is.

Another Government Employee

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2017-04-26 7:30:59 AM

Cataholic

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2017-04-26 7:32:17 AM

Exluddite: Gyrfalcon: SillBinger: These are the people we are told to fear every day of our lives.

Dude, wild boars are freaking mean. I wouldn't hunt them with less than a squad of Marines.

That's what I was thinking. A friend of mine lived in Hawaii for a while, and he'd see an occasional big Hawaiian dude with a bow slung over his shoulder. Bow hunting wild boar.
That right there is balls that clank.

I take it you've never seen one of these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boar_spear

advex101

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2017-04-26 7:32:33 AM

Chompachangas: advex101: If I was a superstitious and religious man, I would say that actually sounds like punishment from Allah.

Came to say: if that's not a pretty obvious sign, I don't know what is.

And that point should be pushed in all of our psyops against these folks.

big pig peaches

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2017-04-26 7:34:53 AM

I don't believe this actually happened, but it sure is fun to think about.

orangehat

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2017-04-26 7:35:55 AM

FloridaFarkTag: ISIS friends in DNC, Nation of Islam, ACLU, SPLC, now will go sue to ban wild boars

This is the dumbest thing I've ever read and we had to read an Ayn Rand book in high school.

outtatowner

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2017-04-26 7:37:40 AM

Gyrfalcon: SillBinger: These are the people we are told to fear every day of our lives.

Dude, wild boars are freaking mean. I wouldn't hunt them with less than a squad of Marines.

Agreed. My first dogs final moments were facing one. He wasn't too bright and would pick fights well above his size. Also had fascination with soccer. Strange beasts those Fox Terriers.

dionysusaur

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2017-04-26 7:39:19 AM

Airlift a bunch of those feral pigs taking over Texas and Florida to DAESHland.

Billy Bathsalt

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2017-04-26 7:43:46 AM

FloridaFarkTag: ISIS friends in DNC, Nation of Islam, ACLU, SPLC, now will go sue to ban wild boars

You left out both BLMs, FloridafarkWit.

JJR

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2017-04-26 7:45:01 AM

Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the war pigs crawling,
Begging mercies for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings

Munden

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2017-04-26 7:45:11 AM

Gyrfalcon: SillBinger: These are the people we are told to fear every day of our lives.

Dude, wild boars are freaking mean. I wouldn't hunt them with less than a squad of Marines.

If you have any doubts of this, liveleak search for boar charges hunter. dude unloads his whole rifle clip into it and has to pull out his sidearm to kill it, and when it was finally killed you could see it was riddled with bullets and it's hind leg was hanging on by a thread - those boars are like the PCP junkie attack stories

skinink

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2017-04-26 7:45:12 AM

Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I'll never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarkers. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Exluddite

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2017-04-26 7:45:37 AM

dionysusaur: Airlift a bunch of those feral pigs taking over Texas and Florida to DAESHland.

Operation Pink Floyd.

killwhitey

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2017-04-26 7:46:51 AM

Danger Avoid Death: [img.fark.net image 536x531]

I was going to go with "Porky's Revenge".

Nick Nostril

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2017-04-26 7:48:57 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: This was written by John Bacon? Is this fake news?

Yep. This stinks of bollocks.

Gyrfalcon

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2017-04-26 7:50:42 AM

Coram_Deo: I wonder if this is real.

We know you're fake, so it's all good.

KrispykremeMcDonalds

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2017-04-26 7:57:27 AM

It would of been funnier if the boars also detonated into bacon and American flags.

Ian Mat

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2017-04-26 8:04:57 AM

Film adaptation already in the works about an elite team of war pigs deep in enemy territory: Inglorious Boarsteds.

dbho

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2017-04-26 8:16:42 AM

This is why I have two Great Danes. They were bread to fight wild boars.

BigMax

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2017-04-26 8:19:00 AM

As we know, history repeats itself. Here, we have the return of the Boar War.

LL316

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2017-04-26 8:31:09 AM

FloridaFarkTag: ISIS friends in DNC, Nation of Islam, ACLU, SPLC, now will go sue to ban wild boars

They're not the ones who want to build a wall to protect us from people who can't even kill pigs.

Polish Hussar

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2017-04-26 8:36:18 AM

Cataholic: Exluddite: Gyrfalcon: SillBinger: These are the people we are told to fear every day of our lives.

Dude, wild boars are freaking mean. I wouldn't hunt them with less than a squad of Marines.

That's what I was thinking. A friend of mine lived in Hawaii for a while, and he'd see an occasional big Hawaiian dude with a bow slung over his shoulder. Bow hunting wild boar.
That right there is balls that clank.

I take it you've never seen one of these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boar_spear

In Spain they still try to spear them from horseback.

And then there are the crazy farkers in the South and west that hunt porky with just a knife.

durbnpoisn

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2017-04-26 8:52:45 AM

This story just sounds so completely ridiculous that it cannot be true.

I think it's more like:
"Oi, we just killed these guys. People aren't going to be happy about that. How do we explain this?!"
"Uh, we'll just say it was a herd of wild boars. That's believable."

Alebak

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2017-04-26 8:55:50 AM

big pig peaches: I don't believe this actually happened, but it sure is fun to think about.

Yeah this sounds like those stories about SAS snipers killing ISIS guys in ironic ways. Decapitated a guy who was teaching new recruits how to cut heads off? Yeahok.gif

RoomFullOfMonkeys

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2017-04-26 8:57:27 AM

Smells like BS. Awesome BS.

SwiftFox

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2017-04-26 8:57:56 AM

Black Sabbath ~ War Pigs

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