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(Lexington Herald Leader)   Well, someone's Kentucky Derby celebration is going to be a little short on party favors   (kentucky.com) divider line
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BalugaJoe  
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2017-04-25 10:41:05 AM  
Get Woot Stout.
 
jake_lex [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-25 11:12:34 AM  
Damn Drew, I knew Google pulling ads really put a squeeze on you, but this is not the right way to make up for that.
 
mama2tnt  
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2017-04-25 11:24:24 AM  

jake_lex: Damn Drew, I knew Google pulling ads really put a squeeze on you, but this is not the right way to make up for that.


Says you, Mr. Rich Guy.
 
Curate's Keg  
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2017-04-25 2:09:24 PM  
I see you, Subby.

http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf

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Masses r asses  
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2017-04-25 3:54:32 PM  
They also flew it to wrong airport. Keeneland is in Lexington. Churchill Downs is in Louisville.

/Horse Racing fan
 
ChipNASA  
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2017-04-25 3:55:46 PM  
Well, it's no Preakness.

Preakness Toilet Run 2008
Youtube IIcyFSYhvV4

/bal-more, hon
 
cgraves67  
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2017-04-25 3:57:09 PM  
Drew, your order has been delayed.
 
eyeq360 [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-25 3:58:32 PM  
I'd say it's even money that some people are going to have a few horses go up their back stretch, racing hard on their way coming home.
 
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2017-04-25 4:05:03 PM  

ChipNASA: Well, it's no Preakness.

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/bal-more, hon


Every single can thrown at them was a bud light.
 
bionicjoe [OhFark]  
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2017-04-25 4:06:27 PM  

Masses r asses: They also flew it to wrong airport. Keeneland is in Lexington. Churchill Downs is in Louisville.

/Horse Racing fan


This. 
Although Bluegrass field is less than 10 minutes from Drew's house.

/Horse racing fan
//Lives in Lexington
 
Dangevin  
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2017-04-25 4:07:49 PM  
Wasn't this the plot to Mitchell?

/no, that shipment was going to Santa Fe
 
ForeverTangent  
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2017-04-25 4:11:23 PM  
Throw in a coked out black bear, and a couple angry lesbians and we could turn this into a sequel to The Bluegrass Conspiracy.
 
carrion_luggage  
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2017-04-25 4:12:48 PM  
UNITED BUMPS METH MULES FOR COKE MULES
 
Cataholic  
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2017-04-25 4:19:24 PM  

Masses r asses: They also flew it to wrong airport. Keeneland is in Lexington. Churchill Downs is in Louisville.

/Horse Racing fan


All the really good Derby parties happen in Lexington.

/and Keeneland is a particularly awesome place to watch the Derby...at least it was when they let you bring your own coolers in.
 
12349876  
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2017-04-25 4:30:34 PM  

Masses r asses: They also flew it to wrong airport. Keeneland is in Lexington. Churchill Downs is in Louisville.

/Horse Racing fan


Lexington has its share of Derby parties too.  And Goldfinger flew into there even though he was going to Fort Knox.
 
NephilimNexus  
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2017-04-25 4:34:16 PM  
Man, the CIA is really cracking down on the competition.
 
Plain Brown Rapper  
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2017-04-25 5:05:26 PM  
Read the names of the criminals.  M13 is in Kentucky?  How 'bout we build that wall ASAP and keep Mr. Rosas' type where they can't hurt us?
 
wildbill0712  
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2017-04-25 5:09:21 PM  
Funny how they conveniently ran that stop sign that allowed police to pull them over.
 
Salmon  
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2017-04-25 5:26:21 PM  

wildbill0712: Funny how they conveniently ran that stop sign that allowed police to pull them over.


Yep.

Or they may have had a tail light out, or forgot to signal, etc.
 
exvaxman  
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2017-04-25 5:51:26 PM  
I still think that my favorite there was when a private jet went through the wall and ended up almost at Keeneland. The pilot was described as a "businessman" and the young 20 something also on board was dwscribed as an "executive assistant" hired the day before two spend two weeks on safari in africa with him.
 
QueenMamaBee  
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2017-04-25 7:39:56 PM  

exvaxman: I still think that my favorite there was when a private jet went through the wall and ended up almost at Keeneland. The pilot was described as a "businessman" and the young 20 something also on board was dwscribed as an "executive assistant" hired the day before two spend two weeks on safari in africa with him.


When was that? Only plane crash I remember that ended up on Versailles Rd was an air ambulance crash that killed an older lady and injured her husband.
 
exvaxman  
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2017-04-25 8:07:30 PM  
I think that was in the mid to late 80's. My wife's parents live right by the airport in Versailles and we often drove over from Louisville to visit when I had the misfortune of working at Appliance Park.
 
exvaxman  
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2017-04-25 8:11:19 PM  
Here is a link to the really bad one that killed 49 in 2006. The one you were thinking of was in 2002?

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/27/us/27cnd-crash.html
 
stuffy  
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2017-04-25 9:14:51 PM  
This along with no Yak Burgers, is going to suck.
 
Cataholic  
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2017-04-25 9:21:06 PM  

exvaxman: I think that was in the mid to late 80's. My wife's parents live right by the airport in Versailles and we often drove over from Louisville to visit when I had the misfortune of working at Appliance Park.


The only one I can remember is this one:

https://ntsb.gov/_layouts/ntsb.aviation/brief.aspx?ev_id=20001213X32667&key=1

It happened just before Man O' War was completed and they reconfigured the entrance to the airport.
 
exvaxman  
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2017-04-25 10:20:15 PM  

Cataholic: exvaxman: I think that was in the mid to late 80's. My wife's parents live right by the airport in Versailles and we often drove over from Louisville to visit when I had the misfortune of working at Appliance Park.

The only one I can remember is this one:

https://ntsb.gov/_layouts/ntsb.aviation/brief.aspx?ev_id=20001213X32667&key=1

It happened just before Man O' War was completed and they reconfigured the entrance to the airport.


This one was a take off... all that I remember other than the hooker who was hired the day before to spend two weeks in Africa. And how the Woodford Sun danced around the issue.
 
NoahBuddy  
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2017-04-26 6:30:48 AM  

Curate's Keg: I see you, Subby.

http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf

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Glorious - thank you.
 
QueenMamaBee  
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2017-04-26 7:07:28 AM  

exvaxman: Here is a link to the really bad one that killed 49 in 2006. The one you were thinking of was in 2002?

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/27/us/27cnd-crash.html


I remember the one that killed 49, I just didn't know any other ones that ended up in the middle of the road.

2002 sounds right. I just remember it was before Lil Bee came along and he was born in 2006.
 
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