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(Oregon Live)   Portland's police chief and Lieutenant Leasure are on leave for unspecific reasons. No, really, Lieutenant Leasure is a person's title and name   (oregonlive.com) divider line
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davidphogan  
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2017-03-25 12:45:18 AM  
He went to the academy with Officer O'Masing and Captain Cuel?
 
whither_apophis  
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2017-03-25 1:05:32 AM  
Lt. Leisure is my bachelorette party stripper name
 
davidphogan  
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2017-03-25 3:17:17 AM  
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He looks quite relaxed.
 
Just another Heartland Weirdass  
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2017-03-25 5:05:25 AM  
Lesiure Suit Larry would like a word...
 
sinko swimo  
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2017-03-25 5:06:28 AM  

whither_apophis: Lt. Leisure is my bachelorette party stripper name


"Excuse me ladies but we've had a noise complaint" he quips while cranking up the volume on a boom box as he tears off his shirt.
 
elkboy  
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2017-03-25 5:09:49 AM  
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Harry_Seldon  
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2017-03-25 5:12:39 AM  
Yeah, the PPB is a real anachronism in a very progressive city.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-25 5:23:34 AM  
Perhaps he should change his name to Joe Isuzu and do car commercials.
 
Bob The Nob [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-25 5:27:43 AM  
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detonator  
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2017-03-25 5:49:22 AM  
Especially in the PDX!
/ eugene
 
Mr. Shabooboo  
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2017-03-25 6:01:14 AM  
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Would David Leisure lie to you?
 
beany  
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2017-03-25 6:39:38 AM  
I bet he has major major major major issues to work out.
 
FloridaFarkTag  
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2017-03-25 7:30:29 AM  
With Portland being a quinoa munching liberal fartsack...they probably are on leave because they said something like "Islamic Terrorist" or "Illegal Alien"
 
SirEattonHogg  
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2017-03-25 7:35:09 AM  
He was my favorite character in Police Academy.  MAAAHHHONNNEEEEY!
 
felching pen [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-25 7:47:56 AM  
And don't forget the head of the review board - Constantine Severe.

//It's like the character list of a comic book.
 
lack of warmth  
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2017-03-25 8:12:55 AM  

sinko swimo: whither_apophis: Lt. Leisure is my bachelorette party stripper name

"Excuse me ladies but we've had a noise complaint" he quips while cranking up the volume on a boom box as he tears off his shirt.


Boombox turned up to drown out another party of women yelling for him to not take his XXL shirt off, revealing his beer keg belly, covered in hair and Dorito dust.
 
pissnmoan  
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2017-03-25 8:20:28 AM  
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The Pope of Manwich Village [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-25 8:36:45 AM  
Commissioner Ivana Holiday, Lieutenant Leif O'Absence and Sergeant Sonny Sabbatical all had no comment.
 
yuthinasia  
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2017-03-25 10:42:29 AM  
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the captain doesn't appreciate that attitude
 
TWX  
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2017-03-25 12:04:52 PM  
Wasn't Lieutenant Leasure Tony Curtis' character in Operation Petticoat?
 
huckleberg  
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2017-03-25 12:07:25 PM  
Any relation to Bill Leasure?

http://murderpedia.org/male.L/l/leasure-william.htm
 
AlfalfaMale  
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2017-03-25 2:43:41 PM  
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spiralscratch  
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2017-03-25 2:49:34 PM  

whither_apophis: Lt. Leisure is my bachelorette party stripper name


Hey now. Lt. Leisure is the name I use for composing covers of Police songs for use in porn.
 
whither_apophis  
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2017-03-25 3:08:09 PM  

lack of warmth: sinko swimo: whither_apophis: Lt. Leisure is my bachelorette party stripper name

"Excuse me ladies but we've had a noise complaint" he quips while cranking up the volume on a boom box as he tears off his shirt.

Boombox turned up to drown out another party of women yelling for him to not take his XXL shirt off, revealing his beer keg belly, covered in hair and Dorito dust.


So you've been to my shows?
 
lack of warmth  
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2017-03-25 7:23:07 PM  

whither_apophis: lack of warmth: sinko swimo: whither_apophis: Lt. Leisure is my bachelorette party stripper name

"Excuse me ladies but we've had a noise complaint" he quips while cranking up the volume on a boom box as he tears off his shirt.

Boombox turned up to drown out another party of women yelling for him to not take his XXL shirt off, revealing his beer keg belly, covered in hair and Dorito dust.

So you've been to my shows?


What can I say, you got 3 stars on yelp.
 
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