Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(WPTV)   ¿Dónde está Kermit?   (wptv.com) divider line
31
    More: Florida, Domestic pig, trainer Marisela Gutierrez, Pig, Florida, smartest swine, Ace, bilingual pig, Wild boar  
•       •       •

4388 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2017 at 8:50 PM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Copy Link



31 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
blatz514 [OhFark]  
Smartest (2)   Funniest (1)  
2017-03-24 9:53:54 AM  
Hey schlubby, you would think the Fark user image would speak Spanish.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (2)  
2017-03-24 11:49:14 AM  
Dentro senorita Piggy.
 
RottNDude  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (17)  
2017-03-24 6:46:25 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
gopher321 [OhFark]  
Smartest (2)   Funniest (8)  
2017-03-24 7:43:50 PM  
"A Vietnamese pot-bellied big might be South Florida's smartest swine resident."

FTFY
 
TheFoz  
Smartest (1)   Funniest (3)  
2017-03-24 8:54:35 PM  
En su culo?
 
Kriggerel  
Smartest (1)   Funniest (4)  
2017-03-24 9:02:59 PM  
...A pig that smart, you don't eat all of it at once.
 
Moniker o' Shame  
Smartest (1)   Funniest (3)  
2017-03-24 9:11:30 PM  
So what?  I taught my dog commands in German because she thought things said in human to human conversation and things heard on the TV and radio were directed to her.  What an ego!  This is nothing new.
 
abhorrent1  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (1)  
2017-03-24 9:11:53 PM  
Her trainer says the proficient porker understands commands in both Spanish and English.

So what? So does my dog. Is this supposed to be some breakthrough accomplishment?
 
Moniker o' Shame  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2017-03-24 9:16:48 PM  
Pretty close to a simulpost abhorrent1.
 
Danger Avoid Death  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (16)  
2017-03-24 9:18:45 PM  
Found him.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Dead for Tax Reasons  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (3)  
2017-03-24 9:25:59 PM  
no es facil ser verde
 
Rattrap007  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (1)  
2017-03-24 9:28:42 PM  

abhorrent1: Her trainer says the proficient porker understands commands in both Spanish and English.

So what? So does my dog. Is this supposed to be some breakthrough accomplishment?


agreed. Lots of work dogs are trained in other languages as well. No big accomplishment.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (2)  
2017-03-24 9:32:49 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Found him.

[img.fark.net image 500x333]


That is so farking deranged and wrong. Who would even think of something so sick, much less code it?

/funnied
 
RyogAkari  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (1)  
2017-03-24 9:33:12 PM  
En mi estomago.
 
RY28  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2017-03-24 9:38:27 PM  

abhorrent1: Her trainer says the proficient porker understands commands in both Spanish and English.

So what? So does my dog. Is this supposed to be some breakthrough accomplishment?


I do as well . But I guess it impresses some people . I'll use it to my advantage .
 
Beltway Bandito  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (5)  
2017-03-24 9:38:48 PM  
He has a new lover...
Chimp Rapes a Frog
Youtube qVE60zwXx1k
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (1)  
2017-03-24 9:43:08 PM  

Moniker o' Shame: So what?  I taught my dog commands in German because she thought things said in human to human conversation and things heard on the TV and radio were directed to her.  What an ego!  This is nothing new.


Yeah, my dogs have all known both verbal and sign commands. If I wanted to, I could have taught them all more than one language for the verbal commands.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (2)  
2017-03-24 9:48:18 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
loser0 [BareFark]  
Smartest (1)   Funniest (5)  
2017-03-24 9:49:21 PM  
Big deal. I give my cat commands in six languages. And he always responds the same way!
 
cmis04  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2017-03-24 9:49:24 PM  
Que?
 
wellreadneck  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (4)  
2017-03-24 9:54:22 PM  
My malamutes ignore both French and English commands.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2017-03-24 9:55:12 PM  

loser0: Big deal. I give my cat commands in six languages. And he always responds the same way!


Miaulement?
 
Cosmic Cowboy [OhFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (1)  
2017-03-24 10:04:25 PM  

Mugato: Danger Avoid Death: Found him.

[img.fark.net image 500x333]

That is so farking deranged and wrong. Who would even think of something so sick, much less code it?

/funnied


Even more deranged, and way less funny.  Couldn't get through it myself:
Hurt - Sad Kermit
Youtube BcERe5pd8yI
 
seelorq [TotalFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (3)  
2017-03-24 10:06:43 PM  
My dog teaches Spanish.
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (1)  
2017-03-24 10:07:17 PM  
I can speak English very good. I learned it from a pig.
thesun.co.ukView Full Size
 
loser0 [BareFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2017-03-24 10:08:28 PM  

LordOfThePings: loser0: Big deal. I give my cat commands in six languages. And he always responds the same way!

Miaulement?


Il dorme.
 
Ringo48  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2017-03-24 11:43:35 PM  

Cosmic Cowboy: Mugato: Danger Avoid Death: Found him.

[img.fark.net image 500x333]

That is so farking deranged and wrong. Who would even think of something so sick, much less code it?

/funnied

Even more deranged, and way less funny.  Couldn't get through it myself:
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/BcERe5pd8yI - 480x360]


Wow.  I don't even know what to do with that.  Just when I think I've seen everything on the internet...
 
Clemkadidlefark  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2017-03-25 12:59:58 AM  
Spreek Engrish, dammit
 
Ex-Texan  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2017-03-25 1:55:02 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Spaceballer  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (1)  
2017-03-25 2:45:38 AM  
68.media.tumblr.comView Full Size
 
The Soupman Cumeth  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2017-03-25 3:54:58 AM  
Yo miro tú madre en los baños con los perros. In las cullo.

/South Floridian
//oh damn
///3 snPs in a Z-Formation
 
Displayed 31 of 31 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

If you like these links, you'll love

TotalFark

Total access
Total knowledge
Total Fark

learn more | sign up

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.