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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)   Some headlines are made for Fark: Man wearing leopard print robe and Crocs used a hairbrush to rob McDonald's   (myfox8.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Beaumont, Texas, leopard print robe, Jefferson County, Texas, Beaumont - Port Arthur metropolitan area, Gevondis Demond Joseph, Jefferson County jail, Burglary, short foot chase  
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Walker [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-24 8:40:04 AM  
Nobody move or I brush your hair!
 
2017-03-24 9:06:43 AM  
I hope they charged him for the Crocs alone.
 
calbert  
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2017-03-24 11:54:39 AM  
were they Ray Krocs?
 
2017-03-24 12:55:44 PM  
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comhcinc  
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2017-03-24 1:51:40 PM  
How is this not in Florida?
 
2017-03-24 1:51:55 PM  
Did he say robble robble robble?
 
blatz514 [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:52:15 PM  

calbert: were they Ray Krocs?


Go ahead, click play

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mrtuba9  
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2017-03-24 1:58:10 PM  
 
2017-03-24 1:59:31 PM  
He was unable to kill the Grimmis.
 
2017-03-24 2:07:28 PM  
I've never heard "rob McDonald's" used as a euphemism for "make tumblr masturbation video" before.
 
OkieDookie  
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2017-03-24 2:07:38 PM  
Pimpin ain't easy, so I rob Mickey D's in my spare time.
 
2017-03-24 2:10:58 PM  
I think they mean
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hairpick
 
mama2tnt  
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2017-03-24 2:11:36 PM  
Officers were told that Joseph was wearing a black piece of clothing over his face, a leopard print robe, orange gloves and orange Crocs. When officers arrived at the McDonald's, they saw Joseph running from the scene. He was taken into custody after a short foot chase.

How the hell did they know it was him?
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 2:12:33 PM  
A mug shot doesn't cut it. There need to be crime scene surveillance or you are just wasting our time, Fox.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 2:13:09 PM  
He was just teasing.
 
ds615  
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2017-03-24 2:18:40 PM  
Look, not everyone starts out as Lex Luthor.
It takes time to get established.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 2:19:29 PM  
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2017-03-24 2:22:39 PM  
saw Joseph running from the scene

Not a great plan. Everyone knows that it's impossible to run in Crocs.
 
OOF  
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2017-03-24 2:24:37 PM  
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2017-03-24 2:26:37 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: I hope they charged him for the Crocs alone.


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2017-03-24 2:26:45 PM  
At least it wasn't a modified wooden toilet roll holder.
 
OOF  
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2017-03-24 2:29:44 PM  

brantgoose: He was just teasing.


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whitroth  
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2017-03-24 2:39:07 PM  
Hairbrush? He was going to spank them into submission?
 
NikkiPoooo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 2:52:23 PM  

macdaddy357: Did he say robble robble robble?


Winner!
 
Hawkin05  
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2017-03-24 3:00:16 PM  

mama2tnt: Officers were told that Joseph was wearing a black piece of clothing over his face, a leopard print robe, orange gloves and orange Crocs. When officers arrived at the McDonald's, they saw Joseph running from the scene. He was taken into custody after a short foot chase.

How the hell did they know it was him?


Well, that's not exactly an inconspicuous outfit.  Someone probably saw him put it on/take it off/without the mask.

/but did he eat any faces?
 
2017-03-24 3:12:17 PM  

macdaddy357: Did he say robble robble robble?


brantgoose: A mug shot doesn't cut it. There need to be crime scene surveillance or you are just wasting our time, Fox.


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2017-03-24 3:17:37 PM  
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2017-03-24 3:26:51 PM  
Dad?
 
2017-03-24 4:46:36 PM  
Don't you mean his "big rubber masturbatin' shoes"?
 
2017-03-24 5:05:16 PM  
Only white guy I ever saw wear a leopard print bathrobe

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2017-03-24 5:40:11 PM  

comhcinc: How is this not in Florida?


Came here to say the exact same thing.
 
Gyrfalcon  
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2017-03-24 6:25:27 PM  
I hope that foot chase turns up on COPS before too long.
 
2017-03-25 9:33:47 AM  

comhcinc: How is this not in Florida?


How is this blah dude who may or may not be gay and who South Texas cops thought had a gun still alive?
 
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