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(WFTV Orlando)   Florida man disrupts traffic to eat pancakes in roadway. Charged with Obstruction of Breakfast   (wftv.com) divider line
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    More: Florida, 21-year-old Lakeland man, Road, English-language films, Cox Media Group, Independent films, roadway breakfast, Memorial Boulevard, Brunnell Parkway  
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WelldeadLink  
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2017-03-24 12:11:11 PM  
You say he was pancaked in the street?
 
HawgWild [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 12:32:16 PM  
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real_headhoncho [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-24 12:50:00 PM  
Shouldn't that be Obstruction with Breakfast?
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-24 12:58:47 PM  
Well, he's toast.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:12:57 PM  
Most people just do donuts.  Of course, Florida Man has to take it a step further.
 
Bith Set Me Up  
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2017-03-24 1:19:36 PM  
Wait till the cops find his hash.
 
blatz514 [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:21:56 PM  
Lucky he didn't get his brain scrambled.
 
Bermuda59 [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:22:09 PM  
He should have dressed like Prince
 
DannyBrandt [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:25:26 PM  
Cult of Personality.
 
DannyBrandt [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:26:51 PM  
Who's the asshole that forwarded video to the cops?
 
Revek  
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2017-03-24 1:30:27 PM  

DannyBrandt: Who's the asshole that forwarded video to the cops?


Plenty of assholes in this one.  Starting with the dipshiat eating the canpakes.
 
FrancoFile [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:31:53 PM  
"Video surfaced on Facebook"

I'm sure somebody was doing a voiceover of "Worldstar worldstar worldstar"
 
Salmon  
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2017-03-24 1:33:51 PM  
Uhhh, someone lost a bet, Kenny vs. Spenny style.
 
MattyBlast [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:35:44 PM  
Whenever someone eating pancakes is in my way, ihop over them.
 
berylman  
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2017-03-24 1:35:47 PM  
This is performance art right?
 
Cheron  
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2017-03-24 1:40:39 PM  
This a sublime bit of performance art meant to show the inherent tension between human - wanting to be fead and nurtured, and corporate drone - desiring to move toward work. Rather obvious I think.
 
Eli WhiskeyDik [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:42:16 PM  

MattyBlast: Whenever someone eating pancakes is in my way, ihop over them.


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vudukungfu [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:45:37 PM  
A prank, son? A prank?
Shoulda said, I say, Shouda said "Art Installation. "
they give you a Pass, I say, a Pass for that one.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 1:48:51 PM  

vudukungfu: A prank, son? A prank?
Shoulda said, I say, Shouda said "Art Installation. "
they give you a Pass, I say, a Pass for that one.



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"Mmmmmm...prankakes....."
 
SuperChuck  
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2017-03-24 1:48:56 PM  

real_headhoncho: Shouldn't that be Obstruction with Breakfast?


This
 
mama2tnt  
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2017-03-24 1:49:11 PM  

Cheron: This a sublime bit of performance art meant to show the inherent tension between human - wanting to be fead and nurtured, and corporate drone - desiring to move toward work. Rather obvious I think.


you spelled "feeded" wrong
 
rummonkey  
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2017-03-24 1:50:48 PM  
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LarryDan43  
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2017-03-24 2:02:06 PM  
Leave him alone, he's getting divorced.
 
OOF  
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2017-03-24 2:17:55 PM  
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DannyBrandt [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 2:19:57 PM  
Not like the guy got a haircut that shut down air traffic for several hours.
 
mama2tnt  
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2017-03-24 2:27:48 PM  

DannyBrandt: Not like the guy got a haircut that shut down air traffic for several hours.


The guy in this photo?

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cyberspacedout  
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2017-03-24 2:56:59 PM  
I hear traffic was stacked.
 
fireclown  
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2017-03-24 2:58:39 PM  
Crabman?
 
a particular individual  
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2017-03-24 3:10:30 PM  

DannyBrandt: Not like the guy got a haircut that shut down air traffic for several hours.


http://www.snopes.com/bill-clinton-hairgate/

Typical conservative blather.
 
Danger Avoid Death  
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2017-03-24 3:14:22 PM  

MattyBlast: Whenever someone eating pancakes is in my way, ihop over them.


I once knew a one-legged waitress who worked at IHOP. Her name was Eileen.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 3:18:24 PM  

a particular individual: DannyBrandt: Not like the guy got a haircut that shut down air traffic for several hours.

http://www.snopes.com/bill-clinton-hairgate/

Typical conservative blather.


And super old typical conservative blather at that.

Meanwhile, at Trump Tower and Mar A Lago.....
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-24 3:19:26 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: MattyBlast: Whenever someone eating pancakes is in my way, ihop over them.

I once knew a one-legged waitress who worked at IHOP. Her name was Eileen.


Q:  What's got 6 legs and 5 teeth?

A:  The night shift at the Lakeland IHOP.
 
Clemkadidlefark  
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2017-03-24 5:06:03 PM  
WTF are they putting in their drugs down there?
 
Billy Liar  
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2017-03-24 5:13:50 PM  
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LisaNeedsBraces  
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2017-03-24 5:45:42 PM  

OOF: [img.fark.net image 448x336]


There exists no day where this gif & the clip it is from will not make me laugh.
Thanks for brightening my Friday, I needed that :)
 
Another Government Employee  
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2017-03-24 5:57:56 PM  
Sounds like a Greek prank to me.
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-24 10:33:44 PM  
in fairness, this is a stark improvement from the last time a man was illegally eating something in a Florida roadway

//at least they held the Salt this time...
 
RottenEggs  
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2017-03-25 7:49:35 AM  

DannyBrandt: Who's the asshole that forwarded video to the cops?


Ratty McRatface .
 
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