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		The Trump family has big phallic plans for 666 5th Ave (forward.com)		61
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EvilEgg

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2017-03-24 6:21:37 AM

They're going to change the number from 666 to 660. I bet it wouldn't be too hard to convince "mystics" to say that doesn't matter and it is still possessed.

OtherLittleGuy

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2017-03-24 8:09:59 AM

Scarier address:

Jake Havechek

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2017-03-24 8:22:44 AM

Behold, the Beast!

PunGent

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2017-03-24 8:24:03 AM

Jake Havechek: Behold, the Beast!

I thought they figured out a few years back it was actually 616?

/618 is the neighbor of the Beast

ssaoi

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2017-03-24 8:24:56 AM

Why would a Jewish person care about the Book of Revelations?

Martian_Astronomer

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2017-03-24 8:26:58 AM

Not one to be outdone by Jared Kushner's father-in-law when it comes to gaudiness, tastelessness, or phallic obsession, the Kushner family recently unveiled plans for a humongous skyscraper at 666 Fifth Avenue in New York City.

At this rate, they'll be greeting each other with "Hail Satan" and wearing "I am the Antichrist, no seriously" lapel pins by some point next year.

Day_Old_Dutchie

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2017-03-24 8:29:17 AM

/obligatory.

luckyeddie

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2017-03-24 8:29:52 AM

/oblig

PsychoPhil

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2017-03-24 8:31:11 AM

Old smaller building in NYC gets replaced by new, taller building. Film at 11...

Jake Havechek

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2017-03-24 8:31:42 AM

Respect the cock.

ChrisDe

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2017-03-24 8:33:32 AM

Igor Jakovsky

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2017-03-24 8:38:37 AM

EvilEgg: They're going to change the number from 666 to 660. I bet it wouldn't be too hard to convince "mystics" to say that doesn't matter and it is still possessed.

Will it have a 13th floor?

BunkyBrewman

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2017-03-24 8:40:04 AM

Didn't DC Comics used to be located at that address?

fruitloop

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2017-03-24 8:47:27 AM

And it's circumcised.

give me doughnuts

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2017-03-24 8:48:13 AM

Is Dr. Raven Sable opening a restaurant on the top floor?

pueblonative

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2017-03-24 8:53:05 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img.fark.net image 498x264]

/obligatory.

Intelligence,class and style would be my guess.

Farking Clown Shoes

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2017-03-24 9:00:52 AM

fruitloop: [img.fark.net image 339x487]

And it's circumcised.

Yikes, that's like the banana-peeling method.

If that's what happened to Jared, no wonder he's angry all the time. Poor bubby.

mainsail

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2017-03-24 9:04:04 AM

What? No pearl-clutching Evangelicals? Oh wait-Republicans can't be the Antichrist, right?

groppet

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2017-03-24 9:10:50 AM

mainsail: What? No pearl-clutching Evangelicals? Oh wait-Republicans can't be the Antichrist, right?

I bet if Obama and Hillary had office space there it would be around the clock protests.

amindtat

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2017-03-24 9:12:45 AM

Front view:

Side view:

stuhayes2010

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2017-03-24 9:17:37 AM

Again. Could you fathom the right's outrage if the Obama family was making cash hand over fist two months after his election.

danny_kay

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2017-03-24 9:18:46 AM

It looks like a really expensive designer vibrator...

damageddude

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2017-03-24 9:19:18 AM

They're moving the building from 52st to across from Bryant Park (42st)? Impressive.

Mouser

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2017-03-24 9:23:35 AM

EvilEgg: They're going to change the number from 666 to 660. I bet it wouldn't be too hard to convince "mystics" to say that doesn't matter and it is still possessed.

Don't worry, these guys are right on it:

The Irresponsible Captain

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2017-03-24 9:25:10 AM

It looks like a giant...

edmo

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2017-03-24 9:27:56 AM

ssaoi: Why would a Jewish person care about the Book of Revelations?

To prove Donald Trump is a great Christian?

Tentaclefriendly

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2017-03-24 9:33:18 AM

Was expecting more of a... Dark Tower.

a particular individual

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2017-03-24 9:36:19 AM

FTFA: "666 as we all know, is "the number of the beast" - a pop-culture symbol for the devil."

Or, you know, a Biblical symbol for the Anti-Christ.

Horizon

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2017-03-24 9:40:17 AM

HAHAHAHA That looks like a giant toilet bowl plunger or brush. What clever bastard or full on dipshiat designed that?

moofburger

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2017-03-24 9:50:11 AM

Just about the only way you can make 666 sound more evil is to tack the words 'Fifth Avenue' onto the end of it!

Moopy Mac

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2017-03-24 10:05:28 AM

damageddude: They're moving the building from 52st to across from Bryant Park (42st)? Impressive.

That mock-up makes no sense for several reasons. The move of the building ten blocks south, showing 52nd and 53rd as major roads and THE DESTRUCTION OF UNIQLO!!!

Harry Freakstorm

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2017-03-24 10:06:01 AM

Looks like an architect was staring at the pen set on his desk.

And the world will be built around the corner by the .99 Porno Palace. Also designed by me. And then we'll seal the street between them in acrylic and put a plague on it. No. A plague.

WTFDYW

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2017-03-24 10:13:02 AM

amindtat: Front view:

[img.fark.net image 795x1148]
Side view:

[img.fark.net image 500x333]

Good eye. You have it.

Rigby-Reardon

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2017-03-24 10:32:35 AM

What is the difference between 660 5th avenue and a glass dildo?

660 5th avenue has the assholes on the inside.

kbronsito

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2017-03-24 10:45:11 AM

The architects name is Ivo Sandor. He was also a doctor who performed a lot of unnesesary surgery.

robodog

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2017-03-24 10:50:06 AM

Igor Jakovsky: EvilEgg: They're going to change the number from 666 to 660. I bet it wouldn't be too hard to convince "mystics" to say that doesn't matter and it is still possessed.

Will it have a 13th floor?

Much more likely to not have a 4th floor, the Chinese are a lot more serious about numerology than most westerners these days.

The Martian Manhandler

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2017-03-24 10:50:37 AM

BunkyBrewman: Didn't DC Comics used to be located at that address?

Yes - they were there throughout the '80s, at the very least.

NikkiPoooo

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2017-03-24 11:06:38 AM

mainsail: What? No pearl-clutching Evangelicals? Oh wait-Republicans can't be the Antichrist, right?

Well he's already Jewish, so...

Paris1127

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2017-03-24 11:38:40 AM

PunGent: Jake Havechek: Behold, the Beast!

I thought they figured out a few years back it was actually 616?

/618 is the neighbor of the Beast

So the Number of the Beast is the Grand Rapids (and formerly Kalamazoo and Battle Creek) area code?

mr intrepid

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2017-03-24 11:52:01 AM

I see a photoshop contest coming.

WilderKWight

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2017-03-24 11:56:22 AM

Paris1127: PunGent: Jake Havechek: Behold, the Beast!

I thought they figured out a few years back it was actually 616?

/618 is the neighbor of the Beast

So the Number of the Beast is the Grand Rapids (and formerly Kalamazoo and Battle Creek) area code?
[img.fark.net image 493x515]

Yes, and we in Michigan have enjoyed rubbing that into the faces the smug, preachy, right-wing Christians and Calvinists who make Grand Rabbits their home.

Colour_out_of_Space

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2017-03-24 12:08:58 PM

Sorry, Jared. Justin Trudeau is still handsomer.

Gordon Bennett

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2017-03-24 12:19:19 PM

Clemkadidlefark

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2017-03-24 12:19:33 PM

" .. But hey, at least the Kushner family is staying somewhat true to its Jewish roots - the building is circumcised, after all .. "

FORWARD anti-Semite writers think they're cute

Madman drummers bummers

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2017-03-24 12:20:25 PM

BunkyBrewman: Didn't DC Comics used to be located at that address?

Yes.

Their deal with the devil didn't seem to work out so well for them, though. Their competition made a deal with Disney, which is even more evil.

Madman drummers bummers

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2017-03-24 12:22:37 PM

robodog: Igor Jakovsky: EvilEgg: They're going to change the number from 666 to 660. I bet it wouldn't be too hard to convince "mystics" to say that doesn't matter and it is still possessed.

Will it have a 13th floor?

Much more likely to not have a 4th floor, the Chinese are a lot more serious about numerology than most westerners these days.

I've stayed in Chinese-owned hotels in NYC (they're cheaper), and some of them don't have a 4th floor.

/And you're tired again two hours later.

Another Government Employee

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2017-03-24 12:59:26 PM

It's self lubricating and has four quake settings.

StinkyBrownie

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2017-03-24 1:02:53 PM

[trump@localhost street]$ ls -l
total 0
-rw-rw-rw- 1 trump family 0 Mar 24 13:01 address
[trump@localhost street]$ chmod 660 address
[trump@localhost street]$ ls -l
total 0
-rw-rw---- 1 trump family 0 Mar 24 13:01 address
[trump@localhost street]$

brantgoose

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2017-03-24 1:07:10 PM

Nice pen. Where does the ink go in?

brantgoose

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2017-03-24 1:07:40 PM

Waterford Crystal called. They want their Headquarters back.

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