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This is macaroni with a side of cheap cheese Becky please leave and never come back.
*Cries into bowl of snapped-off pretzels*
This is why I eat so much instant ramen.
Adulthood is when you learn that Santa is not only a made-up character, but also actually a vaguely triangular blob.
It's fine, I wanted to eat a pita wrap filled with just red sauce.
It's pizza and chocolate, what could go wrong? —me right before I became an adult.
T_T
(Shattered.)
I mean, those blades look dull AF.
Nothing is immune to failure. NOTHING!
At least it's got some vodka?
I'd probably eat the rest of the other foods too. 😬