Parents·Posted on Oct 22, 201719 Parents Whose Kids Definitely Made Them Laugh/CryAre kids exhausting? Of course! But they're also funny AF.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. MumMumMommy 🤦🏻♀️ @tinyandtired 3 is playing with a boy named Cooper, but keeps calling him Pooper. I'm doing nothing to correct this. 10:50 PM - 13 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. SpacedMom @copymama My daughters are playing Barbies and one of them just said "Ken is wearing a Speedo to the wedding," and that's a wedding I need to attend. 01:45 PM - 26 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Grayson Lamontagne @graysonl3 It was princess day at dance and one little girl came as a hot dog I have never admired someone more 10:51 PM - 09 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 7-year-old: All the boys said they were faster than girls in gym class. Me: What did you say? 7: Nothing. I just beat them. 10:25 PM - 22 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Ashley Austrew @ashleyaustrew 4: "Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time." 11:02 PM - 19 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000 3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3yo: Will he love it? Me: Yes. 08:22 AM - 21 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Zoe vs. the Universe @zoevsuniverse I love the innocent irony of my 5yo telling me who in her class is the biggest tattletale. 11:01 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Brian Sack @brian_sack My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed 12:39 AM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 🕷Vampire Valerie🎃 @ValeeGrrl 8yo: On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden 6: BUTTS 8: 4 calling 6: BUTTS 8: 3 French 6: BUTTS 8: MOMMYYYYY 08:09 PM - 24 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Tim @Playing_Dad [At dinner] Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Me: Probably like 90% D: So it's 10% balls? Me: *spits out food* 12:39 AM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Josh @iwearaonesie watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college 09:23 PM - 27 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Master of Mediocrity @charliedelta7 7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me. 02:20 AM - 13 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Chris Whittle @cwhittle24 Yesterday my 3 year old told his Grandma that he wasn't in an old picture because he was still swimming in his daddy's balls #shitmykidsays 02:35 AM - 11 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Rose-za Quartz @SleeplesssInKy Ben thinks this is him and won't let go of the diapers 🙄 08:31 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. kelly oxford @kellyoxford I worry about people with fanny packs. - my eleven year old son 09:31 PM - 03 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Kristin @FeralCrone Fully expecting a few carefully worded questions at the next parents' night. 10:27 PM - 13 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Ponies and Martinis @PonyMartini The Girl: Why would someone dress like a hamster? Me:.... Do you mean hipster? Girl: What's the difference? 01:11 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Tragic Ally @TragicAllyHere My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: "can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?" 08:00 PM - 23 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Count JACQUES-ULA @jnyemb Nothing brings me more joy than my 1 year old texting me +++++++++++++++++++++++++&*_%#@_------- from my wife's phone. 03:02 PM - 23 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite