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    Jennifer Lopez's Cup Will Make You Feel Poor And Ugly

    I love a cup.

    Here I am minding my own ugly business doing my own ugly things drinking out of ugly cups when I'm alerted by email that gorgeous Jennifer Lopez was doing a gorgeous thing and sipping out of a gorgeous cup.

    Anyway...

    These are the pictures I'm talking about.

    *Transforms into gay mode*

    Yes, sweeties, your eyes aren't deceiving you. There's a new skinny legend on the block and it's J.Lo's cup!

    Bedazzled and beautiful, all eyes on her, ICONIC!, yas kwane!

    You are giving me L-I-F-E, Miss Cup. Mariah is SHAKING putting honey in her peasant-ass champagne glass! Canceled and over!

    #ChaliceChicas* UNITE!

    In conclusion:

    I now stan a cup and that is where my life is.

    The end :(