The reason some fans complain about PED's...

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Too much soy... In reality, all pro athletes are taking something. Fortunately, these delusions can be cured. To identify whether you are having too much soy ask yourself; Does the below, apply to me:

A male consuming too much soy may possess male genitalia however they also exhibit prominent feminine features: high-pitched voices, little to no body hair, low muscle mass, round flabby faces, scrawny limbs, thin necks, wide hips and sometimes even semi-developed breasts. Worst case scenario, do you look like any of the below men?

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While there are many cures for this ailment, the starting point is to obviously stop soy. I would recommend replacing it with onions. Just eat 2 small or 1 medium raw red onion per day and your testosterone will rise significantly. Slowly you should start this resemble the male below:

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Fortunately for MMA once this transformation begins to happen, you will also begin to realise all pro athletes are on PED's. Then and only then can we start to make MMA great again.
 
It's a weak OP.
 
But but but Soy Sauce!

 
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Those 3 pics. Let me guess...

You, your dad, and your mom, right ?
 
I blame too many cop shows.

People think polygraphs and urinalysis are effective because they watch too much TV....
 
You're trying very hard, and I can respect that to a degree, but you're not funny op, you're really not.
 
because they have tiny penises smaller then that of one of the cheetos they are digging their fingers into while in moms basement
 
Is there a way that you can find out if that kid is dead? That he smashed face first into the street leaves me doubting survival.
The fact he was dumb enough to do this in the first place practically guarantees he wasn't brain damaged by the incident.
 
Too much soy... In reality, all pro athletes are taking something. Fortunately, these delusions can be cured. To identify whether you are having too much soy ask yourself; Does the below, apply to me:

A male consuming too much soy may possess male genitalia however they also exhibit prominent feminine features: high-pitched voices, little to no body hair, low muscle mass, round flabby faces, scrawny limbs, thin necks, wide hips and sometimes even semi-developed breasts. Worst case scenario, do you look like any of the below men?

cropped-header_1-1.jpg


While there are many cures for this ailment, the starting point is to obviously stop soy. I would recommend replacing it with onions. Just eat 2 small or 1 medium raw red onion per day and your testosterone will rise significantly. Slowly you should start this resemble the male below:

hqdefault.jpg


Fortunately for MMA once this transformation begins to happen, you will also begin to realise all pro athletes are on PED's. Then and only then can we start to make MMA great again.
Soy has known estrogen effects. Agreed. Damn man boobs.

#WarLesnar
 
Too much soy... In reality, all pro athletes are taking something. Fortunately, these delusions can be cured. To identify whether you are having too much soy ask yourself; Does the below, apply to me:

A male consuming too much soy may possess male genitalia however they also exhibit prominent feminine features: high-pitched voices, little to no body hair, low muscle mass, round flabby faces, scrawny limbs, thin necks, wide hips and sometimes even semi-developed breasts. Worst case scenario, do you look like any of the below men?

cropped-header_1-1.jpg


While there are many cures for this ailment, the starting point is to obviously stop soy. I would recommend replacing it with onions. Just eat 2 small or 1 medium raw red onion per day and your testosterone will rise significantly. Slowly you should start this resemble the male below:

hqdefault.jpg


Fortunately for MMA once this transformation begins to happen, you will also begin to realise all pro athletes are on PED's. Then and only then can we start to make MMA great again.



Everyday that goes by makes me wish people's parents used more birth control.
 
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