2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

Sherdog PotWR Primary Ballot


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WARNING: All votes are final. There is no change vote option on these ballots. Please do not request your vote be changed because it will not be done.

War Room citizens, the time has come. You've endured two weeks of campaign announcements, promises, endorsements and denouncements but now you ultimately have the power. The ballot is up and only two candidates will make it to the general election. This round serves as a chance for you to vote outside of strategy or pressure. Vote the candidate you truly want to win this election and enjoy an election where you finally have the freedom to do so without the guilt of "throwing away your vote".

Jungle Primary voting will end December 1st, 9pm EST time. General election candidates will be announced shortly after along with non-advancing candidates concession speeches/endorsements. The general election will begin within a day or so after primary voting ends.

Please remember that the results showing above are not accurate to the actual results. Only registered voters will be counted who voted in the poll above. Please do not make assumptions simply from seeing the numbers above as they are no accurate.


Further reading for candidates:
The jungle primary round serves to decide the top two candidates that will make it to the general election (Round 4). In the event of a tie, the tiebreaker method in this round will come down to seeding. The ballot is in order of the seeding to make it clearer. A lot of consolidation happens during this round. Candidates who believe they are unable to make it to the general announcement are free to make concession speeches/ endorsements beforehand. Please keep in mind though these are informal and in the event you actually do place in the top 2, you still will advance to the general election so try to avoid calling it over too early for your campaign. It is also important to note that beyond the power of your endorsement, the number of votes you receive this election will play a role in the tiebreaker procedure for Round 4. A third place candidate likely will have a lot of political capital going into the general election despite not being on the ballot.

Registered Voter List
@22k
@44nutman
@7437
@Aegon Spengler
@AGGAMEMNON66
@AgonyandIrony
@Al Gorithm
@alanb
@AnGrYcRoW
@Anung Un Rama
@Amerikuracana
@Arkain2K
@Armbars
@AviatorShades
@Bald1
@BAM

@BEER
@Big_Chief_Stove
@BKMMAFAN
@Bloodworth
@Bloody Pulp
@brothir
@Byron Carter
@Cake4Breakfast
@Captain Davis
@carlos cadona
@CauseImbetta
@Caveat

@CEROVFC
@Ceez
@chardog
@Cid
@cincymma79
@Cint
@Clippy
@colby25
@computer fogie
@Coolidge
@Cooz
@Contra-dictator
@cottagecheesefan
@Cubo de Sangre
@curryjunkie
@Cuzcatlan
@DannyNL
@Darkballs
@Deffid
@Denter
@Der Eisbar
@Devout Pessimist
@dfoster
@Diamond Jim
@dontsnitch
@Dr J
@dragonsfly

@DragRacer
@drstrangelov
@DynamicLoosener
@Edison Carasio
@EGarrett
@EL CORINTHIAN
@electricfuneral
@ens189
@Factory
@Falsedawn
@Fanu

@Farmer Br0wn
@Fawlty
@Fedorable
@FinalFight
@floivanus
@Fluffernutter
@fonzob1
@forum poster
@freaky

@faustian
@Fugazy
@Gandhi
@GearSolidMetal
@GhostZ06
@Giblert
@glennrod
@goldennirvana
@Goonerview
@Graverobber
@Grenz
@Greoric
@gspieler
@Gunny
@Gutter Chris
@Ham Socks
@HamPhan
@Hans Gercmiov
@Hans Gruber
@Happiness
@Hard To Tell
@Helden
@HeLLMuTT
@HereticBD
@Higus
@HIMBOB
@Hit-N-Run

@HockeyBjj
@Hogey
@HOLA
@HomerThompson
@Ice That Jaw
@IDL
@IGIT
@IIIIIIII
@ILLogic

@indrid
@IngaVovchanchyn
@InternetHero
@irish_thug
@Jack V Savage
@Jackie Blue
@JadeOwl
@JDragon
@jeffk
@jgarner
@Joe
@JohnnySagebrush
@JonesBones
@JonnyRingo84
@JosephDredd
@JSnake
@JudoThrowFiasco
@Junes
@K1levelgrappler
@Kafir-kun
@kahiljabroni
@KaNesDeath
@KBE6EKCTAH_CCP
@KILL KILL
@King of Fists
@KnightTemplar
@KONG-D'SNT-TAP
@kpt018
@Last Samurai
@Lead
@Leagon

@lecter
@lfd0311
@lilelvis
@Limbo Pete
@Lionel Mandrake
@Liquid Smoke

@LogicalInsanity
@loyalyolayal
@Lucifer Alpha
@luckyshot
@M3t4tr0n
@m52nickerson
@Madmick
@MadSquabbles500
@Makani
@Mark Hunts FIST
@MarloStanfield
@Max Power
@MayhemMonkey
@mb23100
@mcveteran81

@MeatheadMike
@meauneau
@Metusalemi
@Michaelangelo
@MicroBrew
@MMAViewer
@mr.bigglesworth
@mrbaapt

@MusterX
@n...not crazy
@nac386
@ncordless
@nhbbear
@no fat chicks
@nostradumbass
@ObsoleteSoul
@ocfightfan
@Octavian
@oldshadow
@oleDirtyBast4rd
@Orgasmo
@Overpressure
@Overtures
@PainIsLIfe
@Palis
@panamaican
@Panmisiek

@pcptornado
@PEB
@Pelosi2016
@Peteyandjia
@PHATV
@Phisher
@PolishHeadlock
@Possum Jenkins
@PrinceOfPain
@Protectandserve
@Prutfis
@Pupi
@Quipling
@Rational Poster
@Rebound59
@RedAger
@Rematch
@RerouteToRemain
@RetiredSlave

@Rex Kwon Do
@RIPWarrior
@Roaming East

@Rod1
@ROSCONATION
@Rozko
@Ruprecht
@S Class
@s karlyle
@sabretruth
@SafeSpace
@SammyPops
@sangreporsangre
@Satanical Eve
@SBJJ
@Scerpi
@Scrody
@Seano
@second sight

@senri
@shadow_priest_x
@ShadowRun
@Scheme
@ShinkanPo
@ShoelessRye
@Shoemaker
@sickc0d3r
@SidJustice
@silicavaginitis
@Sir GymTanLaundry
@silus_2000
@skold
@Slick_36
@slivercord
@SMEAC
@snakedafunky
@sniper
@sodapopinski
@Son of Jamin
@SongXIII
@Space
@spamking
@spin_
@Starman
@StickAndMove
@Stoic1
@Strychnine
@sub_thug
@Supereem
@superpunch
@Swing
@Teen Wolf
@Tekk
@Teppodama
@TeTe

@The Diplomat
@The Higher Power
@The ScorpioN
@The Witcher
@theBLADE1
@TheComebackKid
@thefirstemporer
@TheGreatA
@TheTimeIsNotNow
@TheWorm
@Throttlehead
@Thurisaz
@trident
@Tropodan
@Trotsky
@TSO

@ultramanhyata
@uncommon
@Undying Poster
@unimackpass
@Unsurprised Diaz
@uppercutbus
@Videer
@voxom
@VivaRevolution
@Voodoo_Child906
@waiguoren

@WalkenWouldOwn
@Whippy McGee
@WhitebeltXL
@wonderbread
@Workers United
@WorldofWarcraft
@WTF2008
@XalexinchainsX

Round 1 Thread
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/2017-potwr-round-1-registration-campaign-announcements.3654637/
Round 2 Thread
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/2017-potwr-round-2-the-debate-town-hall.3660561/


JUNGLE PRIMARY ELECTION RESULTS

1. @HomerThompson 47 votes 24.87%
2. @irish_thug 34 votes 17.99%

3. @pcptornado 25 votes 13.23%
4. @JDragon 15 votes 7.94
5. @Kafir-kun 11 votes 5.82%
6. @Rational Poster 11 votes 5.82%
7. @Clippy 9 votes 4.76%
8. @VivaRevolution
9. @Quipling 8 votes 4.23%
10. @Falsedawn 6 votes 3.17%
11. @snakedafunky 4 votes 2.12%
12. @Space 3 votes 1.59%
13. @colby25 3 votes 1.59%
14. @senri 2 votes 1.06%
15. @CauseImbetta 2 votes 1.06%
16. @alanb 1 vote 0.53%
17. @luckyshot 0 votes 0.00%
 
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DEEP STATE MEDIA EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT @Palis
BREAKING DEVELOPMENT WITH ENDORSEMENT FROM SITTING PRESIDENT


What are your thoughts ending the first term of the PotWR?
Palis said:
My thoughts are as follows: Standing outside in a field with a lovely wind at my back, blue sky above, in my birthday suit, is a wonderful feeling.

What is your opinion of the current race? Is the anything it adds or lacks compared to last years race?
Palis said:
The current race is amazing! What it lacks is substance but what it needs is substance. Overall, I think Usain could comeback and win one more race.

There are some posters more familiar with posting in the OT or Mayberry in the running this year. Whether justified or not, you were painted as an outsider from the Sports Bar. What are your views of these candidates running?
Palis said:
Yes people like to paint others. Whether obsessed with their beauty to showcase to the world or maybe just an artist rendition, like a caricature. I think I like the direction the painting is going and will be pleased greatly when finished. Oh, there are still posters in the OT?

Your main opponent last year, @JDragon, has decided to run again. How do you expect him to do?
Palis said:
Oh good ole JDragon. You know we sat down to hot coco, brownies and then senri came with the red wine. It was a delicious experience. We talked about life, we talked cinema, we talked about how youth today is taught in history class in Canada and America about WW2, Hitler and how bad it was. They really engrain how NOT to be a Nazi these days to the youth. JDragon is one of my good friends. Did you know that his main goal in life is to be POTWR? He confided in me that one of his dreams was to keep the POTWR Thread updated weekly with new content by himself as he has all the time in the world to do so! I didn't tell him at the time but i knew right there he needed to be President. For this very reason i hereby officially decree my endorsement, as Sherdogs first War Room President, to JDragon, the humble German K9 lover!!

What was your fondest memory of last years race?
Palis said:
My fondest memory was giving Hack P. Sausage and that fake conservative stalker panaimaican jobs within the Whitehouse. Winning it was a great memory as well, but supplying jobs to underprivileged 5 foot nothing unathletic doe boys is truly a blessing that tugs at my heart strings.

You chose to only run for one term. Explain your thinking behind this decision and how you finally came to it.
Palis said:
Serving one term is plenty here. I was filled with enough joy as Trump and I both crushed blue haired skulls and stole the souls from the pathetic wimps that were against us. Retiring at the top was the best thing to do.

What advice do you have to whoever your successor will be?
Palis said:
My advice to my successor (JDrag) would be: Enjoy your Presidency, don't listen to the people, change the sheets in the California King (lots of action, sorry) and always, ALWAYS remember, never feed Hummer Thompson after midnight.

Thank you for sitting down and speaking with us Mr. President
Palis said:
Thank you! God Bless!! Now where's my whiskey?
 
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GNN endorses a candidate
This just in, GNN has endorsed @HomerThompson as the sanity candidate.

Moderate right, moderate left, liberal posters we must stop splitting the vote!!!!

The rest of the sanity team has run excellent caimpagns but the internal blood letting must stop now.

GNN asks for the good of the war room that the remaining sanity candidates bury the hatchet with Homer and endorse him now!!!!!!!!

Fair and balanced

This is GNN
 
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Alright. Shut it down. The people have spoken.
 
On one hand, i see eye to eye with @irish_thug on a lot of things

On the other hand, @HomerThompson is a lefty. My vote is currency. And we all know the democrats can be bought.

This is really tough
 
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You people had better do the right thing and vote for @pcptornado Or i will send my squad of brownies to infest your house
 
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