Adjacent. In grade 7 math class the first couple of days the teacher was saying that word, I thought he was saying my name.
Your name is Adjae?
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Deliver - Sounds like you are harvesting someone's organs. "I was stoked when she invited me to her hotel room, but then I woke up in a bathtub full of ice and realized that I'd been de-livered"
Cent?
No it doesn'tMuggle
sounds racist as fuck
Jason?Close
No it doesn't
Almost there.....sharp as marble, huh?
Stan?
ineffable means too great or extreme to be expressed or described in words. Not what I thought the word meant but at the same time I find it very suiting. Are you ineffable?Inflammable - sounds like it means the opposite of what it actually means. Simpsons had an episode where Dr. Nick accidentally set a fire because of confusion over this.