How many times will Jones poke Cormier in the eye?

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You know Jones is going to poke Cormier at least once, so how many in total? I recon hes going to do it about 4-5 times. Whenever Cormier tries to close the distance...

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steroids made his finger go straight instead of his dick. therefore it isnt his fault.
 
steroids made his finger go straight instead of his dick. therefore it isnt his fault.


Plausible. When my boyfriend tried Viagra the first time, he couldn't make a fist for a month, and his dick remained tiny and soft.
 
I wonder if they will have odds for an over/under.
 
Will the extended fingers rules be in place for the fight? If so maybe ONLY 3 or 4 times.
 
He will hit him with the classic 1-2 combo, eye poke followed by titty twister:

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No can defend.
 
Will the extended fingers rules be in place for the fight? If so maybe ONLY 3 or 4 times.
Yes, CSAC already adopted the new rules. That means Jonsy will receive 175847698 warnings for extended fingers and then 1 warning for "unintentional" eyepoke every time he goes knuckle-deep inside Cormier's eye-sockets.
 
he gone be pokin' that boy more than once, certainly, but not with his fingers, Jones gonna make DC his bottom b on live ppv because the coke and hookers can't even raise his pulse anymore.. it's an ugly, ugly thing we're about to witness.
 
Are they fighting under new rules? If so Jon should be warned for even having his fingers out, I think D.C. Wins the first 3 rounds while Jones shakes off the rust, then it gets closer but D.C. Wins a decision.
 
He's gonna reach in and pull one of DC's eyes out on its stalk and play the ocular nerves like a bass guitar
 
Are they fighting under new rules? If so Jon should be warned for even having his fingers out, I think D.C. Wins the first 3 rounds while Jones shakes off the rust, then it gets closer but D.C. Wins a decision.

They are fighting under new rules. Jones will lose points, and may even get DQed.
 
Considering jones has had like 4 eyepokes combined his entire career, I'm confused as to why so many of you are picking such high numbers.
 
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