Post-Divorce Update Vol. 3 (First Contact)

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Hi All,

It's been awhile since I posted in the Berry. I stay low in the War Room. Anyways, It's time for a post-divorce update.


As the months have gone by, I realized my ex-wife was definitely either A) repeatedly fucking a dude with long hair towards the end of our marriage, or B) had fucked a dude with long hair and then decided that that was what would seal our fate.

This could drive a man crazy, make him sad, or cause him to consume hard liquor. None have been the outcome in my case.

The past three months have been surreal as fuck. I moved up to a place in the ghetto where everyone just sits in their cars and smokes weed and listens to rap. I walk with my chest out. Part of me wants to get in a knife fight.

Be that as it may, I've done nothing but be free.

Last night was a trip:

I went to this random girls apartment. We hit it off. We drank wine and talked politics/philosophy for about three hours.

Then we fucked.

Then I left all sweaty and high off of the accomplishment.

Then I realized my car was towed....and that I was 20 miles from my pad.

Homegirl woke up and drove me to a broke ass towing place and it was tight cause we were still hitting it off.


Stay strong, homies. You can persist when times are hard.
 
you should go to long haired dude's house and give him the gift of the neverending uppercut
 
lol I had the same thing happen to me years ago. Went to this chicks apartment and I went in and we chilled and I banged it out and went to leave a few hours later and my car was towed. Came to find out the security guard at the gate was really into the chick I was banging and saw me go in there so he called a tow company to tow my car. What a fucking bitch ass hater.

Anyways, glad you are doing well after that nightmare you had before. As they say the best way to get over your old girl is to get under a new one.

Cheers!
 
AKA pretending to be fine and moving on whilst crying yourself to sleep every night.
 
lol I had the same thing happen to me years ago. Went to this chicks apartment and I went in and we chilled and I banged it out and went to leave a few hours later and my car was towed. Came to find out the security guard at the gate was really into the chick I was banging and saw me go in there so he called a tow company to tow my car. What a fucking bitch ass hater.

Anyways, glad you are doing well after that nightmare you had before. As they say the best way to get over your old girl is to get under a new one.

Cheers!
Just straight hatin'.

If he wanted to bang so much, he should have made his intentions known, amirite?
 
lol I had the same thing happen to me years ago. Went to this chicks apartment and I went in and we chilled and I banged it out and went to leave a few hours later and my car was towed. Came to find out the security guard at the gate was really into the chick I was banging and saw me go in there so he called a tow company to tow my car. What a fucking bitch ass hater.

Anyways, glad you are doing well after that nightmare you had before. As they say the best way to get over your old girl is to get under a new one.

Cheers!

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Desperate for some pats on the back or something?
 
Very glad things are looking up for you. Don't rush. Stay within your sphere of influence. You are building a new foundation. And the better you build it, the more ornately you can build upon it.
 
Desperate for some pats on the back or something?
Or sharing a positive experience after messed up ones.

Keep walking with your chest out, don't get into knife fights, and appreciate the simple things in life. Like a random who will get up in the middle of the night to get your car. Most react in more destructive ways than you to such things, so there's that.
 
Or sharing a positive experience after messed up ones.

Keep walking with your chest out, don't get into knife fights, and appreciate the simple things in life. Like a random who will get up in the middle of the night to get your car. Most react in more destructive ways than you to such things, so there's that.


Don't give two fucks aside from a slight disgust in your desperation for pats on the back.
 

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