I can hear 2 cats having sex outside

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You ever hear that shit? It might even be a fight but it sounds sexual in nature. Like fuck, it's a weeknight at 12:08

Keep your cats inside. Ther rapin everybody out here.
 
You ever hear that shit? It might even be a fight but it sounds sexual in nature. Like fuck, it's a weeknight at 12:08

Keep your cats inside. Ther rapin everybody out here.


you should go an join in
 
cats giving birth is far worse and traumatizing for an 8 year old pwent

holy shit those sounds haunt my dreams

i saw a pig give birth on my first grade field trip to a farm and it wasnt even 10% as loud as that cat screaming

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
That shit sounds like an old lady being tortured
 
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The male cat's penis is barbed.

You'd scream too.
 
That's the sound of me masturbating outside your house TS. What a lovely home you have.

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You ever hear that shit? It might even be a fight but it sounds sexual in nature. Like fuck, it's a weeknight at 12:08

Keep your cats inside. Ther rapin everybody out here.
Write 2 haikus, one about each cat.
 
The male cat's penis is barbed.

You'd scream too.
Yep its fuckdd up
Shes programmed to want it still though hence how female cats act on heat
Then he pins her with bite to neck she sumbits to until hes done and ul see female instantly fight back as soon as he blows..but not before

Basicaly cats are like some hellraiser/german porn show
 
You should go out with your gf and have sex beside them and have a moaning competition. That will show them who the superior species is.
 
Good reason to kill said cats, though no reason really needed other than FUN!
 
Yep its fuckdd up
Shes programmed to want it still though hence how female cats act on heat
Then he pins her with bite to neck she sumbits to until hes done and ul see female instantly fight back as soon as he blows..but not before

Basicaly cats are like some hellraiser/german porn show
Ribbed for her pleasure
 
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