Did you ever knock and run somebody's front door?

STEVEN SEAGOLD

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I remember back in 7th grade me and my friends knocked and run'd a house... We were waiting for someone to answer it so we could get that sweet reaction. Little did we know that the old man had a side door from his garden. Pops had a pitchfork for real. Caught us on the blind side. Dude KNEW what we were doing. He was coming straight for us.

Unfortunately our only exit was in the direction of where the old man with the pitchfork was. The 4 of us spread wide like an NFL offense, and he had to pick his poison. He tried to go for me but I gave him the juke footwork. Crossed over, ankles broken. He then started chasing us down the 800m long road. He nearly got my scrawny friend Andrew. Luckily paps ran out of steam.

We looked in the clear. My friends started slowing down, but I knew we couldn't take the foot off the gas. Just about down the 800m road, the old man long gone back to his crib, it seemed all over.

Until his 7ft tall son appeared in the distance. He was on a push bike. We were FUCKED.
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Gigantus was going at the speed of light. I had kept running while my friends were a good 300m behind me. They hadn't looked behind themselves yet. They couldn't see the monster approaching. I was screaming to them... "Get the fuck out of there!".. But from such a distance away it could only be heard as audible screeching. They were seemingly laughing at me looking like a fool. The 7ft Goliath was about 100m away when one of them noticed the beast. They did not stand a chance. It was brutal. Absolutely vicious. The Galactus grabbed all three of them in a bearhug. Like a goddamn unstoppable force, he walked all three of them back, bearhug carry.

I gave up on them. Ran home. Fuck those dudes. I warned them we couldn't stop running.

The aftermath was they called the cops and my 3 friends got busted. I didn't because #NoSnitches. We broke a window so they had to pay for it. Schmucks.
 
You should try that shit at George Zimmermans house
 
Knocked and run'd? What kind of PC bullshit thesaurus are you using?

It's :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: knocking, just say it.
 
It's call ding dong ditch. Wtf is up with you kids these days? I used to do that to my friend's house all the time. Good times...
 
You were doing that shit in 7th grade?? That's like 12 years old. I was doing that shit when I was 8 years old not 12. At 12 me and my friends started trying smoking pot for the first times and watching porn. By 8th grade most of us weren't virgins anymore. 12 years old doing nikki nine doors LOL
 
Knocked and run'd? What kind of PC bullshit thesaurus are you using?

It's :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: knocking, just say it.
Literally the first time in my life I've heard this. It was nicky-nicky-nine-door when I was a kid.
 
I like to play this too but I turn it up a notch and hide and when they come out I hit them on the head with rebar and then I pretend I'm in a store and go in their house and take whatever I need
 
We set off fireworks at some dickheads front door, set a bit of his house on fire was pretty funny. Then 6 of us trying to cram into an S13 to escape.
 
When i was like 19-21 i got pulled over by the cops (had to pull into a gigantic school parking lot at night. It was empty with nobody around). There was about 4 of is in the car. The cop came up with his gun drawn and made us get out. We didn't do anything so it was odd. We get out and he hasn't said anything yet. Finally he screams "You kids been playing that Ding Dong Doo Doo!" and we started cracking up. It was like Super Troopers. He got really pissed. It eventually got settled but it's something i still find funny.
 
We used to go trick or treat in the middle of June

Most of the time we were told to fuck off but surprisingly some gave us whatever sweets they had around the house
 
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