Whats the best injury you ever had?

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When I was a teenager, I split my knee open on the corner of a pool table somehow. Did not hurt, but there was an Army of Dead level amount of blood shooting out. I felt badass .
 
Got some bruised ribs but won the girl.
 
Thrown out of a car going 55 mph. Slide across street. Car went up Hill and slid down and came to a stop so close to my head I could have kissed the tire. In slow motion I saw the car sliding thinking fk....my head is gonna get squished by the car I was just sitting in. Got up off the street and told everyone we need to get the car out of the road because it was in a dangerous place. My buddies face looked like someone hit it with a shovel. Never seen so much blood. His nose was sideways. Anyhow, We pushed the car to the side and I sat on the hood and smoked a cigarette while one of my other buddies called 911. A few broken ribs, bruised legs, and a nasty cut on my arm was all that happened. I felt bullet proof at that time. A day later I was like wtf.....I almost died.
 
Cut all the flesh off the side of my finger with a knife while camping as a kid. The flap was hanging and you could see the bones and tendons and everything. Still feels like i have a lump of clay on the side of my finger
 
Everyday day I beat myself up.

hurts+so+good
 
I ate a knee in the face when someone was trying to sweep me,and it split my lip,and lots of blood came out. Once i knew my teeth were all still there,i felt like a badass. Esp when i went to work a few hrs later,and all my co workers were like whoa...
 
Smoking Indoors said:
When I was a teenager, I split my knee open on the corner of a pool table somehow. Did not hurt, but there was an Army of Dead level amount of blood shooting out. I felt badass .
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i used to get fuckers disease---- it is when your hips hurt too much from fucking bitches a lot
 
Broken femur from getting dragged out a window three stories. I was tearing apart a scaffold and a 2x4 brace slung me down. My back, knees and right leg are fucked. Good times.
 
My 2 front teeth are dentures. I knocked them out myself, by falling face first on the kitchen floor after doing some lame gymnastics. It makes me look like a fighter a little bit, even though I'm not a fighter at all.
 
Playing imaginary baseball by myself in the living room and went to slide into second base but my foot scuffed the floor and went head first into the wall. Had a bad ass X shaped bandaid on my forehead for elementary school.
 
Leonard Haid said:
My 2 front teeth are dentures. I knocked them out myself, by falling face first on the kitchen floor after doing some lame gymnastics. It makes me look like a fighter a little bit, even though I'm not a fighter at all.
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I also lost two teeth playing baseball and had fake ones I could take out like a retainer (they're permanent now) but I would tell people that I was a rodeo clown and on my 3rd year in the pro circuit at bars. Never picked up a girl.
 
Broken elbow meant I missed an exam I was definitely going to fail. Used the recovery time to study and came top of the year when I sat it a few weeks later.
 
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