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(NYPost)   Naked man squirts hose at cops. Happily, that's not a euphemism   (nypost.com) divider line
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2017-08-16 8:08:51 PM  
Could be worse.  Could be a malphemism.
 
jwookie  
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2017-08-16 9:14:27 PM  
Emotionally disturbed? Looks more like he should've just said no.
 
CoysOdie  
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2017-08-16 9:14:32 PM  
Hey hoser, 'take off' doesn't mean your clothes.
 
2017-08-16 9:20:55 PM  

jwookie: Emotionally disturbed? Looks more like he should've just said no.


Bath salts, almost guaranteed.

Or, he's actually manic.
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-16 9:27:19 PM  

johnnydrama: Lol why did he get naked but keep his hat on?


Randy Newman - You Can Leave Your Hat On
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jwookie  
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2017-08-16 9:27:27 PM  

Ive come from afar: jwookie: Emotionally disturbed? Looks more like he should've just said no.

Bath salts, almost guaranteed.

Or, he's actually manic.


How do they do bath salts? Do they shoot it up, smoke it, snort it, or eat that shiat? I don't know. I don't understand why someone would do bath salts when there is so much good cocaine around.
 
dj_bigbird  
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2017-08-16 9:27:42 PM  

johnnydrama: Lol why did he get naked but keep his hat on?


Probably bald, didn't want to get a sunburn on the top of his head.
 
2017-08-16 9:32:55 PM  

jwookie: Ive come from afar: jwookie: Emotionally disturbed? Looks more like he should've just said no.

Bath salts, almost guaranteed.

Or, he's actually manic.

How do they do bath salts? Do they shoot it up, smoke it, snort it, or eat that shiat? I don't know. I don't understand why someone would do bath salts when there is so much good cocaine around.



My guess is that if it's a leafy green carrier, you smoke it, if it's a powder I guess snort or smoke?

I've never had cause to take the stuff, or even ever possess it.

yeah, this is NYC, so you can pretty much get anything fairly easily, either guy didn't have a hookup, or has to take pee tests, and figured he'd be clean using them.

Or, manic.
 
2017-08-16 9:33:31 PM  
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sed s/cocaine/PCP
 
2017-08-16 9:56:10 PM  

dj_bigbird: johnnydrama: Lol why did he get naked but keep his hat on?

Probably bald, didn't want to get a sunburn on the top of his head.


Or the inside is lined with tinfoil so as to block out the CIA mind control program he's attempting to resist.
 
Thingster  
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2017-08-16 10:26:03 PM  
Well, someone was high.
 
kendelrio  
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2017-08-16 10:29:57 PM  
What is happening here?

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2017-08-16 10:40:37 PM  
He can squirt his hose at me anytime.

/I mean he can put his penis in my vagina.  Just want to be clear.
 
drayno76  
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2017-08-17 2:05:01 AM  

Ive come from afar: jwookie: Ive come from afar: jwookie: Emotionally disturbed? Looks more like he should've just said no.

Bath salts, almost guaranteed.

Or, he's actually manic.

How do they do bath salts? Do they shoot it up, smoke it, snort it, or eat that shiat? I don't know. I don't understand why someone would do bath salts when there is so much good cocaine around.


My guess is that if it's a leafy green carrier, you smoke it, if it's a powder I guess snort or smoke?

I've never had cause to take the stuff, or even ever possess it.

yeah, this is NYC, so you can pretty much get anything fairly easily, either guy didn't have a hookup, or has to take pee tests, and figured he'd be clean using them.

Or, manic.


It's a crystalline substance that can be crushed and snorted, swallowed, and possibly smoked.  Another Cathinone like bathsalts.

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2017-08-17 10:53:26 AM  

johnnydrama: Lol why did he get naked but keep his hat on?


Although no one ever comes to visit, someone might?
 
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