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(Action News Jacksonville)   A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work, unless a drunk woman bites your lure and swims away (with mugshot)   (actionnewsjax.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Crime, Resisting arrest, St. Johns County, deputies, Johns County deputies, Fishing, 22-year-old Alexandria Turner, Johns County Pier  
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TommyDeuce [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-08-16 5:08:41 PM  
Maybe she was trying to hook up with him?
 
dv-ous [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-16 5:20:11 PM  
That's actually hilarious. Too bad she went violent-drunk, I bet she's cool to party with.
 
uncleacid [OhFark]  
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2017-08-16 5:50:18 PM  
Looks like a Largemouth.
 
2017-08-16 8:23:28 PM  

uncleacid: Looks like a Largemouth.


I'm no taxidermist, but I'll bet one that big would be tricky to mount.
 
secondpsych  
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2017-08-16 8:36:09 PM  

bearded clamorer: uncleacid: Looks like a Largemouth.

I'm no taxidermist, but I'll bet one that big would be tricky to mount.


As an amatuer taxidermist, I would not stuff that.
 
mr_larry  
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2017-08-16 8:37:10 PM  
I'm pretty sure she is protected by the Marine Mammal Act.
 
jwookie  
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2017-08-16 8:38:08 PM  
Hey, she took the bait and landed in jail.
 
solokumba [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-16 8:39:10 PM  
 
berylman  
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2017-08-16 8:39:21 PM  
I was actually expecting worse. Like undead Kellyanne river-human McConway material.
 
Jeff5  
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2017-08-16 8:40:41 PM  
What, you thought Florida Man was single?
 
bedtundy  
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2017-08-16 8:40:55 PM  
So, did the biatch steal his fish?

/DNRTA
 
Mock26  
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2017-08-16 8:41:10 PM  
Throw that one back in the water.
 
lycanth  
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2017-08-16 8:41:56 PM  
This kind of story is the reason FARK exists.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-16 8:42:08 PM  
The police aren't catching and releasing?
 
solokumba [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-16 8:42:58 PM  
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2017-08-16 8:44:18 PM  
Dude landed a whale and he's complaining?
 
jwookie  
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2017-08-16 8:46:49 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Dude landed a whale and he's complaining?


She doesn't look like the kind of thing you'd wanna eat.
 
2017-08-16 8:49:09 PM  
Sometimes it is best to just cut the line rather than trying to retrieve your hook and bait....

On a side note, she is much less injured than I thought she would be.
 
jwookie  
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2017-08-16 8:53:13 PM  

The Gunslinger Roland: Sometimes it is best to just cut the line rather than trying to retrieve your hook and bait....

On a side note, she is much less injured than I thought she would be.


She must have sharp teeth.
 
mr_larry  
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2017-08-16 8:56:27 PM  
If you don't want to sleep tonight, do a GIS for "fish hook in the nose" or just click the link.
Fish hook in the nose
 
imauniter [OhFark]  
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2017-08-16 8:56:29 PM  
Bust out my fillet knife
 
Fano  
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2017-08-16 8:56:33 PM  
One two three five six, a woman bit me on the dick
 
2017-08-16 8:59:53 PM  

mr_larry: If you don't want to sleep tonight, do a GIS for "fish hook in the nose" or just click the link.
Fish hook in the nose


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2017-08-16 9:00:02 PM  
Fark this guy for calling the cops over his shiatty fishing lure.
 
redrumten  
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2017-08-16 9:00:25 PM  
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-16 9:01:40 PM  
Oh boy. I just don't even
 
2017-08-16 9:03:44 PM  

lycanth: This kind of story is the reason the morning after pill, penicillin and burner phones exist.


Fixed
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-16 9:05:49 PM  
"I missed one and it was THIS big.
 
jwookie  
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2017-08-16 9:05:54 PM  

redrumten: Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.


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jethroe  
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2017-08-16 9:06:26 PM  
Kind of a feel-good story these days.  She sounds like a fun gal.
 
jtown  
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2017-08-16 9:07:32 PM  
Still better than work.
 
trvth [recently expired TotalFark]  
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2017-08-16 9:07:59 PM  

Fano: One two three five six, a woman bit me on the dick


something something trouser trout
 
2017-08-16 9:08:38 PM  
These types of stories are always so much sexier in my head.
 
2017-08-16 9:08:57 PM  
Did the cops take the bait, and throw her in the drunk tank?
 
2017-08-16 9:14:31 PM  
The one that got away.
 
2017-08-16 9:25:39 PM  
Nothing to see here. Florida Woman gonna Florida.
 
drogg  
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2017-08-16 9:27:44 PM  

solokumba: for any farker reaching for a comment

/ yes i fish...


Now that's some quality trollin' ;)
 
2017-08-16 9:38:47 PM  
trash fish, or bycatch.  either way back over the railing it goes.
 
zez  
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2017-08-16 9:41:44 PM  
I don't think that's how you catfish someone
 
2017-08-16 9:44:26 PM  
That really depends on the job subby.  My new job incorporates some of my hobbies, mostly hockey, welding,  general craftsmanship, and operating interesting machines.  Then there's the best people I've ever worked with.  It barely feels like work.

Now working in a cubicle or job searching from mom's basement, where most Farkers work, I can see why going fishing sounds like a better option.  I like my frozen pond.
 
2017-08-16 9:50:59 PM  
Surprisingly not a euphemism.
 
solokumba [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-16 9:53:39 PM  

drogg: solokumba: for any farker reaching for a comment

/ yes i fish...

Now that's some quality trollin' ;)


Tackle Box isn't used enough nowadays.
 
2017-08-16 10:08:27 PM  
Stay tuned to see if she will 'pier in court. If so, is it a fluke or will she flounder?

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2017-08-16 10:13:12 PM  
Deputies said Turner began creating a scene and upsetting the "sense of public norm at the pier" when they tried to take her into protective custody.

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2017-08-16 10:37:28 PM  
"Last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"
 
Katerchen  
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2017-08-16 10:48:54 PM  
She mistook it for a wedding tackle?
 
2017-08-16 10:52:36 PM  
I wonder what he was fishing for.  No one catches a chub on purpose.
 
thorpe [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-08-16 11:18:58 PM  

lack of warmth: That really depends on the job subby.  My new job incorporates some of my hobbies, mostly hockey, welding,  general craftsmanship, and operating interesting machines.


I misread that as "intestinal machines."
Oh, and congrats on the new job. Sounds like a good one.
 
2017-08-16 11:34:02 PM  
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RottenEggs  
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2017-08-16 11:44:29 PM  
Definitely not a keeper .
 
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