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		Texas sheriff blames Manchester attack on bad people. And by "bad people," he means the stupid politically correct British people who disarmed their citizens and let that guy in (rawstory.com)		152
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Action Replay Nick

Smartest (29) Funniest (5)

2017-05-24 5:17:56 PM

How dare they let in that guy who was born there. What the hell were they thinking?

jbc

Smartest (19) Funniest (14)

2017-05-24 5:36:22 PM

How dare they not arm a bunch of pre-teen girls at a concert?

gilgigamesh

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2017-05-24 6:07:04 PM

The only thing less surprising than the perp being a British bon Muslim is the flood of ignoramuses in cowboy hats dribbling around a mouthful of chaw that he needed to be sent back where he came from.

gilgigamesh

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2017-05-24 6:09:23 PM

jbc: How dare they not arm a bunch of pre-teen girls at a concert?

Just think how this would've gone had the victims been able to shoot the pieces of the guy after he blew himself up.

Just. Think.

jbc

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2017-05-24 7:04:04 PM

gilgigamesh: jbc: How dare they not arm a bunch of pre-teen girls at a concert?

Just think how this would've gone had the victims been able to shoot the pieces of the guy after he blew himself up.

Just. Think.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

Smartest (17) Funniest (3)

2017-05-24 7:31:47 PM

The biggest problem I see is that assholes like this aren't the ones dying

LeoffDaGrate

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2017-05-24 7:40:28 PM

You can't disarm citizens if they never had arms in the first place.

(Not for this idiot or against the UK, just pointing out a bit of logic)

vernonFL

Smartest (8) Funniest (10)

2017-05-24 7:40:32 PM

At an Arianna Grande concert?
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is 20,000 teenage girls with guns.

FlashHarry

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2017-05-24 7:40:40 PM

How the fark does a gun stop a bomb?

Solid State Vittles

Smartest (2) Funniest (3)

2017-05-24 7:42:23 PM

That has to be one of the most Texas sheriff-y looking guys I've ever seen.

Mergatroid

Smartest (10) Funniest (1)

2017-05-24 7:42:30 PM

Yeah!

Because, SO MANY TIMES we have seen a mass murderer in the USA stopped by a citizen toting a gun...oh wait, I don't think that's ever happened....EVER.

Yeah, guns...what a great thing to let a 50% crazy population have....

Smock Pot

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2017-05-24 7:42:32 PM

Wasn't the bomber outside the arena?

max_pooper

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2017-05-24 7:42:50 PM

FlashHarry: How the fark does a gun stop a bomb?

Bam bam bam bam

edmo

Smartest (20) Funniest (0)

2017-05-24 7:42:50 PM

Texas had nearly 1500 murders last year, mostly committed by people with guns and let in by birth.

fusillade762

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2017-05-24 7:43:25 PM

FlashHarry: How the fark does a gun stop a bomb?

If everybody in the audience shoots each other to death the bomb can't kill them. Duh.

stoli n coke

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2017-05-24 7:44:21 PM

Let the guy in? He was born and raised in Manchester.

eyeq360

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2017-05-24 7:45:46 PM

So if everyone was armed, he's saying there would be one less problem.

LarryDan43

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2017-05-24 7:46:04 PM

Little know fact but an AR-15 provides a forcefield around the carrier that protects them from bombs.

Subtle_Canary

Smartest (17) Funniest (7)

2017-05-24 7:46:49 PM

Remember that time all of America's guns stopped two planes from flying into the World Trade Center?

Bane of Broone

Smartest (7) Funniest (0)

2017-05-24 7:50:01 PM

Another gun nut with a Rambo fantasy. What a shock.

Wyalt Derp

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2017-05-24 7:51:03 PM

Action Replay Nick: How dare they let in that guy who was born there. What the hell were they thinking?

Maybe he thinks they shouldn't have let Ariana Grande in. Maybe they should ban all Americans until they figure out what the hell is going on.

Ocean_Pimp

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2017-05-24 7:51:24 PM

I'm sure your ccw pistol will be super helpful against a suicide belt

Retard....

SloppyFrenchKisser

Smartest (7) Funniest (1)

2017-05-24 7:51:58 PM

And who the hell cares what some backwater Texan clown thinks about this terrible event?

El Dudereno

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2017-05-24 7:52:32 PM

FlashHarry: How the fark does a gun stop a bomb?

It's like rock-paper-scissors.

The third item in this case is Texas.

BitwiseShift

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2017-05-24 7:53:05 PM

Thank goodness no one is exploiting this unspeakable tragedy.

Satanic_Hamster

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2017-05-24 7:53:12 PM

Dear Dumbass:
Even with this, their murder rate is so far farking lower than ours I think they'd consider it worth it.

US:
3.9

UK:
0.9

per 100,000

El Dudereno

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2017-05-24 7:55:08 PM

Smock Pot: Wasn't the bomber outside the arena?

Yeah. He chose his target wisely. There was a bottleneck of people leaving the concert.
It's like attacking the security line at the airport. People are going to congregate, and there isn't a way to keep everyone safe all the time.

Sean VasDeferens

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2017-05-24 7:55:58 PM

Action Replay Nick: How dare they let in that guy who they knew went to train and fight for ISIS in Syria ~~was born there~~. What the hell were they thinking?

FTFY

Stratohead

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2017-05-24 7:58:18 PM

exactly how would guns have prevented this suicide bombing?
not only did the liberals disarmed the people, they outlawed the psychic abilities that could have been used to detect the bomber and primitively shoot him.

BitwiseShift

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2017-05-24 7:59:41 PM

Richard Hertz

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2017-05-24 7:59:53 PM

Sheriff Gin Blossom, I presume?

max_pooper

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2017-05-24 8:00:02 PM

El Dudereno: Smock Pot: Wasn't the bomber outside the arena?

Yeah. He chose his target wisely. There was a bottleneck of people leaving the concert.
It's like attacking the security line at the airport. People are going to congregate, and there isn't a way to keep everyone safe all the time.

Hopefully this will bring about a law that states every single path to exit in a public place needs to be open at all times. Funneling people through a limited number of exits is farking stupid and I dont understand why venues insist on doing it.

Nick Nostril

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2017-05-24 8:00:16 PM

_{/ tornaders all over the place 'round here}

Pinko_Commie

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2017-05-24 8:00:58 PM

Oh god, don't do that!

DarkSoulNoHope

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2017-05-24 8:00:59 PM

BitwiseShift: [img.fark.net image 425x260]

I always thought that was a great advertisement for Denton in the middle of a cemetery.

Gyrfalcon

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2017-05-24 8:01:21 PM

max_pooper: El Dudereno: Smock Pot: Wasn't the bomber outside the arena?

Yeah. He chose his target wisely. There was a bottleneck of people leaving the concert.
It's like attacking the security line at the airport. People are going to congregate, and there isn't a way to keep everyone safe all the time.

Hopefully this will bring about a law that states every single path to exit in a public place needs to be open at all times. Funneling people through a limited number of exits is farking stupid and I dont understand why venues insist on doing it.

...how else are they going to get out? Put a big drain in the floor?

ZeroPly

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2017-05-24 8:01:29 PM

SloppyFrenchKisser: And who the hell cares what some backwater Texan clown thinks about this terrible event?

Well, considering that Donald Trump is the US president right now, I'm guessing that quite a few people follow this line of thinking...

max_pooper

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2017-05-24 8:02:10 PM

Gyrfalcon: max_pooper: El Dudereno: Smock Pot: Wasn't the bomber outside the arena?

Yeah. He chose his target wisely. There was a bottleneck of people leaving the concert.
It's like attacking the security line at the airport. People are going to congregate, and there isn't a way to keep everyone safe all the time.

Hopefully this will bring about a law that states every single path to exit in a public place needs to be open at all times. Funneling people through a limited number of exits is farking stupid and I dont understand why venues insist on doing it.

...how else are they going to get out? Put a big drain in the floor?

What are you talking about?

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy

Smartest (1) Funniest (0)

2017-05-24 8:05:44 PM

Yeah, sorry, even I'm not enough of a gun nut to think a bunch of people opening fire in a crowded arena is gonna help with a suicide bomber.

/Do they not have dead-man switches in Texas?

Circusdog320

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2017-05-24 8:05:45 PM

themunsterfullback

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2017-05-24 8:06:45 PM

You're right. Having 9 year olds carrying guns never would have let that suicide bomber detonate himself. Shame on Britain. In all seriousness though your best and maybe only weapon against suicide bombings is intelligence. Get them weeks before they get you (us).

Gyrfalcon

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2017-05-24 8:12:03 PM

max_pooper: Gyrfalcon: max_pooper: El Dudereno: Smock Pot: Wasn't the bomber outside the arena?

Yeah. He chose his target wisely. There was a bottleneck of people leaving the concert.
It's like attacking the security line at the airport. People are going to congregate, and there isn't a way to keep everyone safe all the time.

Hopefully this will bring about a law that states every single path to exit in a public place needs to be open at all times. Funneling people through a limited number of exits is farking stupid and I dont understand why venues insist on doing it.

...how else are they going to get out? Put a big drain in the floor?

What are you talking about?

Dear heart, all the exits in any venue ARE always open. There are laws requiring it in every civilized country. People leave mainly out of the two or three front exits that are closest to the entrance and the parking lots. But there is nothing forcing them to do so.

In my concert-going days, we'd often beat the crowd by leaving through a side exit and walking around the building.

jayhawk88

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2017-05-24 8:13:30 PM

And because of how well armed we are, that's why we've never had a terrorist attack on US soil.

jso2897

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2017-05-24 8:14:21 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: BitwiseShift: [img.fark.net image 425x260]

I always thought that was a great advertisement for Denton in the middle of a cemetery.

My early years were a few miles from denton - visited there occasionally.
I don't remember it being the home of happiness. I remember it being the home of peckerwoods with tobacco-stain streaks in the clefts of where their chins should have been.

WTFDYW

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2017-05-24 8:18:09 PM

The sheriff is right.

rebelyell2006

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2017-05-24 8:18:35 PM

WTFDYW: The sheriff is right.

Explain yourself.

North_Central_Positronics

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2017-05-24 8:19:56 PM

Christ, as if we didn't have enough stupid f*cking people making the U.S. look bad already. Now there's this guy.

Go brush your tooth, you redneck asshole.

cchris_39

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2017-05-24 8:20:18 PM

jso2897: DarkSoulNoHope: BitwiseShift: [img.fark.net image 425x260]

I always thought that was a great advertisement for Denton in the middle of a cemetery.

My early years were a few miles from denton - visited there occasionally.
I don't remember it being the home of happiness. I remember it being the home of peckerwoods with tobacco-stain streaks in the clefts of where their chins should have been.

And that's just the girls at Texas Women's.

max_pooper

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2017-05-24 8:22:53 PM

Gyrfalcon: max_pooper: Gyrfalcon: max_pooper: El Dudereno: Smock Pot: Wasn't the bomber outside the arena?

Yeah. He chose his target wisely. There was a bottleneck of people leaving the concert.
It's like attacking the security line at the airport. People are going to congregate, and there isn't a way to keep everyone safe all the time.

Hopefully this will bring about a law that states every single path to exit in a public place needs to be open at all times. Funneling people through a limited number of exits is farking stupid and I dont understand why venues insist on doing it.

...how else are they going to get out? Put a big drain in the floor?

What are you talking about?

Dear heart, all the exits in any venue ARE always open. There are laws requiring it in every civilized country. People leave mainly out of the two or three front exits that are closest to the entrance and the parking lots. But there is nothing forcing them to do so.

In my concert-going days, we'd often beat the crowd by leaving through a side exit and walking around the building.

Did you listen to any of the news on this event? People at the show were stating that exit doors were locked.

jso2897

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2017-05-24 8:24:20 PM

rebelyell2006: WTFDYW: The sheriff is right.

Explain yourself.

Can one ever really, truly, explain oneself?

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