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(WGNO)   Man caught stealing from Home Depot escapes from police by completing the redneck triathalon - driving his truck into a lake, swimming across and then running across the Interstate   (wgno.com) divider line
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UberDave [OhFark]  
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2017-09-21 8:23:11 AM  
I believe there's also the stage that involves a 12-pack and a tilt-a-whirl.
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-09-21 9:45:25 AM  
WE'S AY-RIST-TOE-CRATS NOW, Y'ALL!
WE'S BOENA-FYED
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-09-21 10:41:35 AM  
Doesn't count if he wasn't carrying a beer throughout the entire event.
 
Salmon  
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2017-09-21 8:09:37 PM  
Wears his shades on his hat, 1 step away from wearing them backwards on his head.

Surprised they don't have bro-white frames.
 
morg  
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2017-09-21 8:16:03 PM  

rcain: Definitely a redneck -- he turned a Misdemeanor into a string of Felonies
And they've got a name and address for him if that was his truck


Which makes me wonder why they haven't released it.
 
DrWhy  
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2017-09-21 8:16:06 PM  
Tada?
 
JasonOfOrillia [TotalFark]  
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2017-09-21 8:17:34 PM  
Like this but backwards.

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loonatic112358  
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2017-09-21 8:26:46 PM  
I'm guessing a blood test will turn up a bit more then alcohol
 
serfdood [TotalFark]  
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2017-09-21 8:30:03 PM  

loonatic112358: I'm guessing a blood test will turn up a bit more then alcohol


Eh, not necessarily.  Stupid doesn't show up in a blood test, no matter how much is involved.
 
phishrace  
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2017-09-21 8:32:07 PM  
Great effort, but he gets a major deduction for not actually landing his truck in the lake.

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Better luck next year, Billy Bob.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons  
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2017-09-21 8:41:12 PM  
did they find him in bed with his sister when they finally caught him?
 
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes [TotalFark]  
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2017-09-21 8:48:43 PM  
It's entirely likely that the value of what he tried to steal wasn't anywhere close to the value of the truck he left behind. That's some mighty fine thinking there, Cletus.
 
Snargi  
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2017-09-21 9:33:48 PM  
Authorities say he is armed and dangerous. After swimming across a lake all he has is his arms and he might be dangerous.
 
biggamehickman  
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2017-09-21 11:13:21 PM  
It's called a hat trick subby.
 
destardi  
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2017-09-22 4:31:43 PM  

rcain: Definitely a redneck -- he turned a Misdemeanor into a string of Felonies
And they've got a name and address for him if that was his truck


Is this worse than taking advantage of a crisis like a hurricane to break into stores and steal in groups?

By default, that is way worse - you're taking part in group criminal behavior.
 
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