1.
Telling your friends you’re gonna have a low-key night:
2.
But then eventually getting completely shitfaced:
3.
Dancing like a complete lunatic:
4.
And thinking you can sing:
5.
Befriending literally anyone you meet in the bathroom:
6.
And getting pissed when you're in there too long and miss your song:
7.
Hugging someone you haven't seen in years and pretending you miss them:
8.
And then drunkenly making plans with them — which you know you're going to cancel tomorrow.
9.
Not being able to do basic math when you pay your tab:
10.
That is, if you didn't forget and leave your card at the bar — which you probably did.
11.
Tweeting something exceptionally stupid:
12.
Or Instagramming a pic you thought everyone looked hot AF in:
13.
Fighting with your friends or someone else over the dumbest stuff:
14.
Acting barbaric in public:
15.
Eating like an actual pig:
16.
Getting too deep with the Uber driver:
18.
Responding to a "U up?" text:
19.
And sending a "U up?" text:
20.
And finally, falling asleep wherever the fuck you want or wherever you wind up: