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(LA Times)   Judge gives Alex Jones's children a chance at normalcy   (latimes.com) divider line
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2017-04-28 7:46:12 AM  
Is that how it works in Texas? In Mass parents start off with shared custody automatically, so it would be considered not a "stripping" of custody, but a restoration of rights for Mom.

/No, seriously, I'm curious.
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Chris Ween [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-28 8:00:29 AM  
I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.
 
2017-04-28 8:05:40 AM  

Chris Ween: I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.


But what if it's reallyfunny?
 
nekom [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-28 8:34:40 AM  

Chris Ween: I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.


Even if you're a nobody, I got a letter from some... I don't even remember who it was, Mormons?  JW's?  Some religious group.  They had trolled public records and sent a form letter about wow this must be such a hard time for you, just know we're here or somesuch.  I felt it was wildly inappropriate but hey, public record is public.  When you file for divorce you are litigating just the same as if you sued for eviction/back rent.
 
jake_lex [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-28 9:05:41 AM  
I wouldn't put it past this asshole to have intentionally tanked this with his bizarre antics during the trial so that he can go on the air and say Soros took his kids away.
 
2017-04-28 9:26:45 AM  

nekom: a form letter about wow this must be such a hard time for you


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2017-04-28 9:27:14 AM  

jake_lex: I wouldn't put it past this asshole to have intentionally tanked this with his bizarre antics during the trial so that he can go on the air and say Soros took his kids away.


Are we sure AJ even has kids? I've never seen them.
 
2017-04-28 9:28:04 AM  
Man, I have a sudden hankering for chili.
 
2017-04-28 9:31:02 AM  

Chris Ween: I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.


I'll make an exception for the asshole who said that Sandy Hook never happened.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-04-28 9:32:56 AM  
Pfft.  "Normalcy."  Those kids are destined for the pizza parlor and forced Chobani enemas administered by George Soros.
 
2017-04-28 9:33:04 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: nekom: a form letter about wow this must be such a hard time for you

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wish i could funny this twice
 
2017-04-28 9:33:28 AM  
He would care more if he could remember his kids' names.
 
2017-04-28 9:34:59 AM  
Hey Alex,

[trumpf*ckyourfeelings.jpg]

/have a nice day :)
 
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2017-04-28 9:37:01 AM  
Hero tag busy for this judge?
 
Chris Ween [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-28 9:37:19 AM  

nekom: Chris Ween: I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.

Even if you're a nobody, I got a letter from some... I don't even remember who it was, Mormons?  JW's?  Some religious group.  They had trolled public records and sent a form letter about wow this must be such a hard time for you, just know we're here or somesuch.  I felt it was wildly inappropriate but hey, public record is public.  When you file for divorce you are litigating just the same as if you sued for eviction/back rent.


Credit reporting companies, realtors, lots of companies do that shiat.

Nunyabidness!
 
2017-04-28 9:37:25 AM  
WITCH HUNT
 
2017-04-28 9:38:03 AM  
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2017-04-28 9:38:09 AM  
Curious as to what the older children wanted

I am sure if they did not want to be with their father...the liberal LA Slimes would be running with it

Going from sole custody of husband to joint custody is not such a big thing. It's only a story because the Slimes and Tribune Company hate one of the people who led to Hillary loss
 
grumpfuff  
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2017-04-28 9:38:16 AM  
Obviously, the judge is a globalist.
 
Ethertap [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-28 9:42:14 AM  
These are the kids of Alex Jones, they never had a chance at normalcy.
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-04-28 9:42:26 AM  
If he wants children, he can always hire some crisis actors.
 
2017-04-28 9:42:31 AM  

ToastmasterGeneral: He would care more if he could remember his kids' names.


Have you ever tried to remember your kids names after eating a big bowl of chili?
 
strapp3r  
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2017-04-28 9:43:47 AM  
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2017-04-28 9:43:54 AM  

hubiestubert: Is that how it works in Texas? In Mass parents start off with shared custody automatically, so it would be considered not a "stripping" of custody, but a restoration of rights for Mom.

/No, seriously, I'm curious.
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I can't speak for tejas, but that's how it is in Louisiana too.

I was surprised that this is about modifying a sole custody order. Generally, sole custody only occurs when the noncustodial parent presents some kind of danger to the kids.  At least where I practice.
 
Telos  
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2017-04-28 9:44:10 AM  

Johnny Rockets: Chris Ween: I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.

I'll make an exception for the asshole who said that Sandy Hook never happened.


Alex had no kids, these were paid actors.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-04-28 9:45:44 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Curious as to what the older children wanted

I am sure if they did not want to be with their father...the liberal LA Slimes would be running with it

Going from sole custody of husband to joint custody is not such a big thing. It's only a story because the Slimes and Tribune Company hate one of the people who led to Hillary loss


Personal accountability in action once again.
 
2017-04-28 9:47:44 AM  
Texas empanels juries for custody cases?  That's downright weird.
 
2017-04-28 9:47:47 AM  
Earlier, Alex Jones' attorney argued that the children, ages 9, 12 and 14, were thriving under Jones' care and that he should remain the sole caregiver.

Shiaaaaaaaat.

I'd thrive too if I had private tutors, nannies, and housekeepers, as well as a near bottomless slush fund. All paid for, courtesy of people who seriously believed that Obama was turning Wal-Marts into concentration camps and routine military exercises were being used to round up "God-fearin' folk" to brainwash them into becoming "muslin (sic) socialist Commy (sic) athiest (sic) liberal gays who are controlled by the Jewish elete (sic)".
 
2017-04-28 9:48:35 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Curious as to what the older children wanted

I am sure if they did not want to be with their father...the liberal LA Slimes would be running with it

Going from sole custody of husband to joint custody is not such a big thing. It's only a story because the Slimes and Tribune Company hate one of the people who led to Hillary loss


*takes off shirt, smokes strong weed, runs around courtroom smearing self in chili*

"I DON'T KNOW MY KIDS NAMES! WHY ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?! SOROS!!!!"
 
Badmoodman [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-28 9:49:00 AM  

Telos: Johnny Rockets: Chris Ween: I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.

I'll make an exception for the asshole who said that Sandy Hook never happened.

Alex had no kids, these were paid actors.


Yeah, he rented those kids from the same place that rented out kids to the Obamas.
 
2017-04-28 9:49:47 AM  

Chris Ween: I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.


Why the fark not? Everyone's browsing history is fair game now.  This is a post privacy nation now.  Thanks conservative values FCC.  By the way I'm into Bridget the midget sites for anyone interested.  And Google feel free to send me all the xxx midget sites ads into my side bar.  I'm a dirty boy and I'm giving hugs.
 
Telos  
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2017-04-28 9:53:01 AM  

twistedsteel5252: Chris Ween: I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.

Why the fark not? Everyone's browsing history is fair game now.  This is a post privacy nation now.  Thanks conservative values FCC.  By the way I'm into Bridget the midget sites for anyone interested.  And Google feel free to send me all the xxx midget sites ads into my side bar.  I'm a dirty boy and I'm giving hugs.


It isn't your browser history... it's every connection you make through your ISP. For instance if you write someone a message through Hangouts or Skype that's available.
 
2017-04-28 10:08:10 AM  

stan unusual: Texas empanels juries for custody cases?  That's downright weird.


I get called for jury duty a couple of times per year for municipal court and traffic tickets.

Dozens of people missing work and all of the paperwork and time of police/lawyers/court personnel for farking traffic tickets.

Insane.
 
cheezesub  
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2017-04-28 10:08:41 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Curious as to what the older children wanted

I am sure if they did not want to be with their father...the liberal LA Slimes would be running with it

Going from sole custody of husband to joint custody is not such a big thing. It's only a story because the Slimes and Tribune Company hate one of the people who led to Hillary loss


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anuran [TotalFark]  
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2017-04-28 10:11:24 AM  

scottydoesntknow: jake_lex: I wouldn't put it past this asshole to have intentionally tanked this with his bizarre antics during the trial so that he can go on the air and say Soros took his kids away.

Are we sure AJ even has kids? I've never seen them.


He doesn't. Everyone is saying they are paid crisis actors. He hired them as part of a false flag operation to distract us from the real crime.

Top officials confirm he is running a child prostitution ring out of Prison Planet. Study it out, sheeple! That "big bowl of chili" that made him forget 'his' kids' birthdays and what grade they're in? Code for a new shipment of marihuana (bowl) trafficked Mexican children (chili).
 
2017-04-28 10:13:38 AM  
Interesting point:  the judge made it clear that during the trial there would be no talk of politics or Infowars.  So Jones farked this up all on his own by being a complete lunatic.
 
nytmare  
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2017-04-28 10:17:47 AM  
Jury, submitter, not judge.
 
2017-04-28 10:20:09 AM  
Alex will be fine.  He's gonna go home, eat a big bowl of that spicy Texas chili, and forget about things for a while.
 
patricula  
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2017-04-28 10:20:46 AM  
"Normalcy" appears in the headline and there are no references to PAGANs yet?

I'm going to go get my goatskin pants. I'll be right back...
 
2017-04-28 10:21:23 AM  

Chris Ween: I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.


If you don't want it made public, don't involve the government in your love life.
 
2017-04-28 10:24:46 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: nekom: a form letter about wow this must be such a hard time for you

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I just laughed so hard I woke up my kid.
 
2017-04-28 10:25:38 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Curious as to what the older children wanted

I am sure if they did not want to be with their father...the liberal LA Slimes would be running with it

Going from sole custody of husband to joint custody is not such a big thing. It's only a story because the Slimes and Tribune Company hate one of the people who led to Hillary loss


User name checks out
 
2017-04-28 10:29:43 AM  
Different parents altogether?

/did not read TFA
 
jayphat  
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2017-04-28 10:29:53 AM  

special20: Guntram Shatterhand: Interesting point:  the judge made it clear that during the trial there would be no talk of politics or Infowars.  So Jones farked this up all on his own by being a complete lunatic.

Did he bust into his "black helicopters circling my house" bit? He hasn't used that one in a while, and it may still have some punch.


I read it in my Google News feed earlier. He went on a rant on shiat in court that involved Soros and other bat shiat crazy shiat.
 
2017-04-28 10:30:51 AM  
Can someone tell me what happened?  I tried to open the article on mobile and it all went to shiat.
 
jayphat  
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2017-04-28 10:32:04 AM  

special20: Guntram Shatterhand: Interesting point:  the judge made it clear that during the trial there would be no talk of politics or Infowars.  So Jones farked this up all on his own by being a complete lunatic.

Did he bust into his "black helicopters circling my house" bit? He hasn't used that one in a while, and it may still have some punch.


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2017-04-28 10:34:09 AM  
Judge put them in the witness protection program?

/still haven't read tfa
 
jvmahon  
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2017-04-28 10:35:23 AM  

Chris Ween: I don't care who you are, your divorce should not be public.


Open and transparent Courts are the only way to keep the rich and highly-connected from completely owning the Court system. That includes in divorce cases. Cost of freedom, etc. etc...
 
2017-04-28 10:38:44 AM  

JerseyTim: If he wants children, he can always hire some crisis actors.


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I had a legit, deep, belly laugh. Ty.
 
2017-04-28 10:39:11 AM  
Couldn't have happened to a nicer lunatic.
 
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