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(National Post)   Canadian politician wants to treat ordinary innocent people who put peanut butter on their genitals in the general vicinity of a golden retriever the same as criminals who have intercourse with dogs   (nationalpost.com) divider line
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2017-12-15 3:19:46 AM  
That's ruff.
Your dog doesn't want tube steak.
 
2017-12-15 3:34:02 AM  
That story made me want to blow Chunks.  Chunks is my dog.
 
2017-12-15 4:10:55 AM  
re many examples of courts accepting guilty pleas in bestiality cases involving non-penetrative conduct," wrote Camille Labchuk

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MrBallou [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-15 5:46:08 AM  

fusillade762: re many examples of courts accepting guilty pleas in bestiality cases involving non-penetrative conduct," wrote Camille Labchuk

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1/32, on his mother's side.
 
koder [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-15 6:56:55 AM  
An abusive stepfather attempted to force the family dog to have sex with his 16-year-old stepdaughter. Then, using peanut butter, he forced the girl to receive oral sex from the dog.

That's bad and all, but I'm surprised the writer left out, "He forced the dog to chase squirrels and sniff other dogs' butts, too.  Begrudgingly, the dog complied with all forms of blackmail and surreptitiously called the national abuse hotline."
 
RJReves  
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2017-12-15 7:15:59 AM  
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2017-12-15 7:17:34 AM  
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2017-12-15 7:19:33 AM  
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2017-12-15 7:23:00 AM  
 
Munden [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-15 7:49:57 AM  
You hear the one about the scientist studying beastiality?  They arrested him while he was inside his lab.
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-15 8:03:42 AM  
A friend of mine named his dog, Stain. I asked why he did that.

He replied; "Watch this"  And he calls his dog...., "Come, stain!"

/its funnier if you say it out loud.
 
Reyito  
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2017-12-15 8:07:31 AM  
Can you believe the gall of this cur?!
 
2017-12-15 8:12:11 AM  
Sorry.  I thought it was called peenis butter.

Off to the store....
(6 hours later)
Now I'm back and I have a court order that says I can't go within fifty yards of that store.  Well, more time to develop peenis butter.
(4 minutes later)
I'll work on that peenis butter idea more after a nap.
 
2017-12-15 8:26:40 AM  
If enticing my dog Skippy to perform oral sex is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
GreenSun  
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2017-12-15 8:31:31 AM  
As a woman, just because I wear something attractive doesn't mean I am inviting men to rape me. If I decide to wear peanut butter, that doesn't mean the dog can perform oral sex on me. Stop victim blaming. Teach dogs about consent.
 
RJReves  
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2017-12-15 8:33:35 AM  

GreenSun: As a woman, just because I wear something attractive doesn't mean I am inviting men to rape me. If I decide to wear peanut butter, that doesn't mean the dog can perform oral sex on me. Stop victim blaming. Teach dogs about consent.


Wow. That's pretty ruff.
 
NevynFox  
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2017-12-15 8:35:22 AM  
Just like the closeted Republicans against gay rights, this guy is very much banging his dog. He hates to see others sin the same as he.
 
davynelson  
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2017-12-15 8:35:43 AM  
oh please...who among us has not taken a licking from old faithful?
 
MessyDwarf  
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2017-12-15 8:36:07 AM  
I like simple pleasures, like, butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth.
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2017-12-15 8:38:43 AM  

GreenSun: As a woman, just because I wear something attractive doesn't mean I am inviting men to rape me. If I decide to wear peanut butter, that doesn't mean the dog can perform oral sex on me. Stop victim blaming. Teach dogs about consent.


And when your step-dad puts the peanut butter on you.....what exactly?  Considering the case deadheading the issue is 16 yro girl being raped and molested by her step-dad, involving the peanut butter and the family dog, I'm having a hard time seeing any jokes in this.
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-15 8:44:14 AM  
I wonder if she's a dog owner...

or likes peanut butter.

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2017-12-15 8:50:56 AM  
Choosey Mongrels Choose Jiff
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-12-15 8:57:46 AM  
More peanut butter laws won't work. Enforce the ones we have!
 
orbister  
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2017-12-15 9:03:07 AM  

lack of warmth: And when your step-dad puts the peanut butter on you.....what exactly? Considering the case deadheading the issue is 16 yro girl being raped and molested by her step-dad, involving the peanut butter and the family dog, I'm having a hard time seeing any jokes in this.


Isn't a sixteen year old about a hundred in doggie years? Ewww.
 
MythDragon  
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2017-12-15 9:05:37 AM  
It's not cheating!
Road Trip - Not Cheating Your Dog
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Kegovitch  
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2017-12-15 9:05:45 AM  
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2017-12-15 9:11:08 AM  

lack of warmth: Considering the case deadheading the issue is 16 yro girl being raped and molested by her step-dad, involving the peanut butter and the family dog, I'm having a hard time seeing any jokes in this.


Inappropriate.
 
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2017-12-15 9:11:47 AM  
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What putting Mr Peanutbutter in your genitals might look like
 
2017-12-15 9:12:03 AM  
This is one of those rare private member's bills that will go through with barely any debate or issues.  Usually, opposition bills are symbolic gestures that have no hope of passing but once in a while, a non-partisan one that just makes sense becomes law.

The Senate might tweak the wording to avoid any potentially overly broad interpretation (e.g. no one should be prosecuted because their dog humped their leg), but as the article mentions, it was widely understood that any act of sexual touching of an animal (without an obvious non-gratification reason like a farmer collecting (ahem) genetic material or a vet doing him job) was illegal.  The loophole was a side effect of law writers assuming that they had been clear enough and archaic precedents from English common law that used to treat PIV as the only real form of sexual assault.

The creep's lawyer did their job well in finding the loophole and now Parliament is going to close it.  I do wonder if some older convictions might get challenged though.
 
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2017-12-15 9:12:07 AM  

steklo: I wonder if she's a dog owner...

or likes peanut butter.

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I bet she's into all manner of kink, but he favourite thing in the world is to block anyone on twitter that isn't fawning all over her, better bring a safe word.
 
2017-12-15 9:16:27 AM  
Part of the Conservative mindset is the burning hatred they have of anyone enjoying sexual encounters with no consequences. This is just an easy target which most people would agree with due to the overwealming 'ick' factor.
 
2017-12-15 9:29:56 AM  
Why does subby know to use peanut butter?
 
2017-12-15 9:44:50 AM  
Is this really our most pressing issue?
 
2017-12-15 9:45:26 AM  
Peanut butter jaily time,
Peanut butter jaily time,
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Peanut butter jaily time  ...
 
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2017-12-15 9:47:11 AM  
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Andulamb  
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2017-12-15 9:49:17 AM  
Why do politicians suck so much at writing laws? They're either too specific or too vague. This one's too vague. "Any contact by a person, for a sexual purpose, with an animal."

Let's see, what could this criminalize that it shouldn't?

Posing for pornographic photos with a boa draped around your neck.
Having sex (with another person) on the back of a horse.
Artificially inseminating any animal.

Meanwhile, it's still perfectly legal to ejaculate on your cat.
 
sno man [TotalFark]  
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2017-12-15 9:55:30 AM  

Jimmy's getting angry: Is this really our most pressing issue?


Closing a recently discovered loophole that allowed a step-dad to doge one of his sexual abuse charges with a teen? Yea, zero need to fix that at all.
 
WoodyHayes [OhFark]  
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2017-12-15 10:00:47 AM  
Whitney Wisconsin disapproves.
 
sno man [TotalFark]  
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2017-12-15 10:03:46 AM  

Andulamb: Why do politicians suck so much at writing laws? They're either too specific or too vague. This one's too vague. "Any contact by a person, for a sexual purpose, with an animal."

Let's see, what could this criminalize that it shouldn't?

Posing for pornographic photos with a boa draped around your neck.
Having sex (with another person) on the back of a horse.
Artificially inseminating any animal.

Meanwhile, it's still perfectly legal to ejaculate on your cat.


Without reading the actual text it's hard to know, but there was already another kick at this can with a bill that had really garbage wording, and from the article, this doesn't sound much better. Ms. Rempel is not by any stretch a legal scholar, that her wording would be legally weak shouldn't surprise anyone.
 
Bondith  
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2017-12-15 10:09:52 AM  

sno man: Jimmy's getting angry: Is this really our most pressing issue?

Closing a recently discovered loophole that allowed a step-dad to doge one of his sexual abuse charges with a teen? Yea, zero need to fix that at all.


Not sure if serious, or hilariously appropriate typo.
 
2017-12-15 10:10:14 AM  

sno man: Jimmy's getting angry: Is this really our most pressing issue?

Closing a recently discovered loophole that allowed a step-dad to doge one of his sexual abuse charges with a teen? Yea, zero need to fix that at all.


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2017-12-15 10:17:01 AM  

ParanoidRodent: This is one of those rare private member's bills that will go through with barely any debate or issues.  Usually, opposition bills are symbolic gestures that have no hope of passing but once in a while, a non-partisan one that just makes sense becomes law.

The Senate might tweak the wording to avoid any potentially overly broad interpretation (e.g. no one should be prosecuted because their dog humped their leg), but as the article mentions, it was widely understood that any act of sexual touching of an animal (without an obvious non-gratification reason like a farmer collecting (ahem) genetic material or a vet doing him job) was illegal.  The loophole was a side effect of law writers assuming that they had been clear enough and archaic precedents from English common law that used to treat PIV as the only real form of sexual assault.

The creep's lawyer did their job well in finding the loophole and now Parliament is going to close it.  I do wonder if some older convictions might get challenged though.


So if you want to have sex with an animal, you either work on a farm or become a vet. Sort of like if you're a sadist you become a cop or a dentist.
 
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2017-12-15 10:21:23 AM  

Andulamb: Meanwhile, it's still perfectly legal to ejaculate on your cat.


And have them walk around looking like Cameron Diaz with clumped up hair?

/actually that would be funny.
 
2017-12-15 10:25:57 AM  

sno man: Jimmy's getting angry: Is this really our most pressing issue?

Closing a recently discovered loophole that allowed a step-dad to doge one of his sexual abuse charges with a teen? Yea, zero need to fix that at all.


He escaped one charge, not all of them. Wouldn't it be better to drop this whole issue rather than write in an overly bad broad law?

What if the animal consents?
 
sno man [TotalFark]  
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2017-12-15 10:32:41 AM  

punkwrestler: sno man: Jimmy's getting angry: Is this really our most pressing issue?

Closing a recently discovered loophole that allowed a step-dad to doge one of his sexual abuse charges with a teen? Yea, zero need to fix that at all.

He escaped one charge, not all of them. Wouldn't it be better to drop this whole issue rather than write in an overly bad broad law?

What if the animal consents?


What if the animal initiates? Dolphins are rape-y horndogs.
 
2017-12-15 10:38:05 AM  

sno man: punkwrestler: sno man: Jimmy's getting angry: Is this really our most pressing issue?

Closing a recently discovered loophole that allowed a step-dad to doge one of his sexual abuse charges with a teen? Yea, zero need to fix that at all.

He escaped one charge, not all of them. Wouldn't it be better to drop this whole issue rather than write in an overly bad broad law?

What if the animal consents?

What if the animal initiates? Dolphins are rape-y horndogs.


Exactly, don't forget about dogs and cats some of those get on top of you and try to do their will.
 
2017-12-15 10:50:41 AM  
RCW 16.52.205

Read it with someone you love...
 
RJReves  
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2017-12-15 11:23:38 AM  

steklo: Andulamb: Meanwhile, it's still perfectly legal to ejaculate on your cat.

And have them walk around looking like Cameron Diaz with clumped up hair?

/actually that would be funny.


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orbister  
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2017-12-15 12:04:35 PM  
Why does this matter? If the animal is harmed it can be dealt with under animal cruelty laws and if it isn't harmed what's left but a "yeuch" factor ... which is also the only grounds for criminalising gay sex.

It's not my thing at all, but I can't see why farking a sheep should be illegal while slitting its throat is just fine.
 
2017-12-15 1:08:16 PM  
The sentence should be having to do the same thing around a cat...
With Tuna...
 
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