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lostcat  
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2017-11-20 4:35:11 PM  
Subby, please don't Google "Flat Earth" any time soon. I'd hate for your to have a rage aneurysm.
 
Kouta  
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2017-11-20 5:27:41 PM  
Soundstage on Mars people. Duh!
 
croesius [OhFark]  
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2017-11-20 5:29:44 PM  
How you gonna say "still" when it was never proven to begin with? Just gonna take the word of all those snooty elite scientists? I've played a lot of video games, all utilizing the best CGI, and I guarantee that all NASA had to do was render it in Frostbite and slap a grainy filter on it. BAM. Moon landing.
 
optikeye [TotalFark]  
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2017-11-20 5:55:48 PM  
If you don't think the shuttle landed on the moon I hope Louis Armstrong punches you in the face.
 
2017-11-20 6:05:54 PM  
The original Russian fake news story.
 
2017-11-20 6:21:47 PM  
And people who believe this crap vote.
 
2017-11-20 6:22:39 PM  
Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.
 
ISO15693  
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2017-11-20 6:23:19 PM  
It was so obviously faked its unbilevable. Why R people so gullible??? Morons.
 
2017-11-20 6:23:44 PM  

optikeye: If you don't think the shuttle landed on the moon I hope Louis Armstrong punches you in the face.


Louis Armstrong????

I thought it was Curtis Armstrong:
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OOF  
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2017-11-20 6:24:15 PM  
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A10Mechanic  
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2017-11-20 6:24:37 PM  
I don't believe in the moon.  I just think it's the back of the sun.  -Dr. Jan Itor
 
2017-11-20 6:26:43 PM  
Human beings cannot survive above 100, 000 feet. It's just a fact. Above 100, 000 feet there is too much solar radiation and it will just kill you. Why do you think the U2 and Sr 71 flew below this threshold. Basically all manned space flight is a hoax. Only satellights can survive the harsh environment.

/am I doing it right?
 
2017-11-20 6:27:12 PM  
It's a space station.
 
2017-11-20 6:27:38 PM  
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2017-11-20 6:27:42 PM  

lostcat: Subby, please don't Google "Flat Earth" any time soon. I'd hate for your to have a rage aneurysm.


No crap, everyone knows it's spherical and hollow with entry points to the Lizardpeople world hidden at both poles.
 
Ker_Thwap [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-11-20 6:27:59 PM  
Grifters gonna grift.  You put up a website with something ridiculous, and invite commenting.  People, who know they're smarter than you will be unable to control themselves, and visit your website to debunk your ridiculousness.  Sell advertising, profit.
 
Nightjars  
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2017-11-20 6:28:31 PM  
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2017-11-20 6:28:46 PM  
I choose to believe that these people don't exist.  The existence of Moon hoaxers are something *they* want you to believe.  Don't be a dupe!
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2017-11-20 6:29:31 PM  
 
swamp_of_dumb  
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2017-11-20 6:29:57 PM  
Buzz Aldrin to the white courtesy phone. Paging Mr. Buzz Aldrin.

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Gyrfalcon  
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2017-11-20 6:30:43 PM  
What's really amazing is that the people who believe this crap believes that NASA has all kinds of amazing tech and gizmos to FAKE a moon landing...but couldn't actually get there.

They can manipulate the very fabric of time and space...but can't put a man on the moon?!?
 
2017-11-20 6:31:12 PM  
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skyotter  
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2017-11-20 6:31:32 PM  
The moon landing was faked, but Pizzagate is real.
 
2017-11-20 6:32:03 PM  

swamp_of_dumb: Buzz Aldrin to the white courtesy phone. Paging Mr. Buzz Aldrin.

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Dont you mean Buzz Lightyear?

Ali G - Buzz Aldrin
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omegaic  
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2017-11-20 6:32:32 PM  
Food for thought: 11 of the 12 men who walked on the moon were Republicans. Neil Armstrong was a Libertarian.
 
2017-11-20 6:32:44 PM  
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meat0918 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-11-20 6:32:53 PM  

lostcat: Subby, please don't Google "Flat Earth" any time soon. I'd hate for your to have a rage aneurysm.


Came to mention this.

The internet is very damaging to people that cannot critically examine claims with a skeptical eye, and even then confirmation bias is a cruel thing.
 
Nightjars  
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2017-11-20 6:33:20 PM  

optikeye: If you don't think the shuttle landed on the moon I hope Louis Armstrong punches you in the face.


That guy who was always getting on TV, tooting his own horn?  Yeah, like I'm going to believe him!
 
2017-11-20 6:35:24 PM  
I'm a believer that man never really landed on Earth.
 
2017-11-20 6:36:52 PM  

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Are you sure that's not Author 2: On the Rocks?
 
bedtundy  
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2017-11-20 6:37:05 PM  
We didn't land on the Moon!  The Moon landed on us! - Malcolm 10
 
2017-11-20 6:37:11 PM  

MurphyMurphy: lostcat: Subby, please don't Google "Flat Earth" any time soon. I'd hate for your to have a rage aneurysm.

No crap, everyone knows it's spherical and hollow with entry points to the Lizardpeople world hidden at both poles.


Absolute garbage.  It's a *concave* hollow earth.

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2017-11-20 6:38:01 PM  
There is no fark side of moon
It's all farked as a matter of fact
 
2017-11-20 6:38:21 PM  

omegaic: Food for thought: 11 of the 12 men who walked on the moon were Republicans. Neil Armstrong was a Libertarian.


Give me an Eisenhower era Republican that's not openly racist (and I am not singling republicans out in that distinction, racism was in both parties, we're just talking about republicans right now though) and I would vote for that candidate any day of the week over any current Republican candidate and most current democratic candidates:

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2014/oct/28/facebook-posts/viral-meme-says-1956-republican-platform-was-prett/
 
AeAe  
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2017-11-20 6:39:38 PM  
Maybe it's a smudge.
 
omegaic  
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2017-11-20 6:41:11 PM  

I'm Mr. Meeseeks!: Give me an Eisenhower era Republican that's not openly racist


My God, you're right! Come to think of it...NASA didn't land a single POC on the Moon! NASA is a racist organization, we should remove all of their monuments immediately! This whitewashing of the moon landings is just another way people of color are being held down by systemic racism.
 
rbuzby  
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2017-11-20 6:42:36 PM  
It's not just that moon landing conspiracy people are wrong, it's that they are missing out on a very very very VERY cool thing.

And if you like conspiracies, why not just read up on the badass shiat that is going down in broad daylight?  It's as fascinating as any conspiracy, and, actually real.  Like the USA trying to destroy all the post ww2 institutions, just the way a certain bare chested vladimir would want us to do if he were in charge somehow. For example.
 
2017-11-20 6:45:05 PM  

omegaic: I'm Mr. Meeseeks!: Give me an Eisenhower era Republican that's not openly racist

My God, you're right! Come to think of it...NASA didn't land a single POC on the Moon! NASA is a racist organization, we should remove all of their monuments immediately! This whitewashing of the moon landings is just another way people of color are being held down by systemic racism.


Ok, complex thought it hard for you. Try this.

Republicans. In the 1950s. And the 1960s. Are not the same. As. Republicans. Today.
 
Priapetic [BareFark]  
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2017-11-20 6:45:05 PM  
Looks like Buzz will have to clock another biatch.
 
gingerjet  
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2017-11-20 6:46:46 PM  
Didn't realize BadAstronomer was still a thing.
 
2017-11-20 6:47:44 PM  

Gyrfalcon: What's really amazing is that the people who believe this crap believes that NASA has all kinds of amazing tech and gizmos to FAKE a moon landing...but couldn't actually get there.

They can manipulate the very fabric of time and space...but can't put a man on the moon?!?


The people who I've talked to who believe this crap have the blankest looks on their faces when I ask them, "The moon landing was fake? Which one?"

They don't even know that we had six successful moon landings.
 
Nightjars  
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2017-11-20 6:49:41 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: What's really amazing is that the people who believe this crap believes that NASA has all kinds of amazing tech and gizmos to FAKE a moon landing...but couldn't actually get there.

They can manipulate the very fabric of time and space...but can't put a man on the moon?!?

The people who I've talked to who believe this crap have the blankest looks on their faces when I ask them, "The moon landing was fake? Which one?"

They don't even know that we had six successful moon landings.


And that's just the ones we know about.  I have it on good authority that the FBI has been monitoring us from the moon for centuries, so the number of successful landings is certainly much, much higher.
 
2017-11-20 6:51:30 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: What's really amazing is that the people who believe this crap believes that NASA has all kinds of amazing tech and gizmos to FAKE a moon landing...but couldn't actually get there.

They can manipulate the very fabric of time and space...but can't put a man on the moon?!?

The people who I've talked to who believe this crap have the blankest looks on their faces when I ask them, "The moon landing was fake? Which one?"

They don't even know that we had six successful moon landings.


And that doesn't even begin to cover the classified mission which discovered the Soviets made it to the moon too and rock aliens live in the craters. Some noble soul found the footage and edited it together into a documentary and released it to select theaters so the public would know the truth.
 
GoldSpider  
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2017-11-20 6:51:51 PM  
It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!) 

Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it!These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you. 

Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night! 

Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
 
omegaic  
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2017-11-20 6:52:47 PM  
I'm Mr. Meeseeks!:Republicans. In the 1950s. And the 1960s. Are not the same. As. Republicans. Today.

Agreed, you have shown me how NASA is a racist institution. I did a little research and found out the the number one organization promoting Global Climate change is, guess who...NASA! I also read about how Climate Change is also RACIST!
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/sep/14/africa-us-haiti-climate-change-black-lives-matter
https://www.pri.org/stories/2016-09-06/black-lives-matter-uk-says-climate-change-racist
https://everydayfeminism.com/2016/11/how-climate-change-is-racist/
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/how-environmental-racism-affects-global-warming

So we have this organization (NASA), dominated by cis white men, who did not let a person of color land on the moon...and now they are forcing minorities to shoulder the burden of their Climate Change?! Where does this end?
 
Epicedion  
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2017-11-20 6:53:54 PM  
The moon landing was obviously a hoax. We established the first moon base in the early 50's after we got all those German rocket scientists after WW2. The so-called "moon landing" was just an attempt to convince the Soviets that we were way behind on militarizing the moon. The astronauts were already on the moon, they just hauled some cheap props out into the middle of nowhere and filmed it. The Apollo program was actually just cover for lifting a bunch of heavy machinery to the base, probably nuclear missiles or missile defense. There's no other reason they'd have to use something as big as a Saturn V rocket for the later Apollo launches. This'll all be confirmed in just a few years when they start declassifying the program.
 
keldaria  
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2017-11-20 6:58:27 PM  

I'm Mr. Meeseeks!: omegaic: I'm Mr. Meeseeks!: Give me an Eisenhower era Republican that's not openly racist

My God, you're right! Come to think of it...NASA didn't land a single POC on the Moon! NASA is a racist organization, we should remove all of their monuments immediately! This whitewashing of the moon landings is just another way people of color are being held down by systemic racism.

Ok, complex thought it hard for you. Try this.

Republicans. In the 1950s. And the 1960s. Are not the same. As. Republicans. Today.


Meh, not many people get that the Republican Party of yesteryear is actively spinning Soo much in their grave that they could power the entire US off Teddy Roosevelt alone if they opted to harness it.
 
T.rex  
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2017-11-20 6:58:53 PM  

optikeye: If you don't think the shuttle landed on the moon I hope Louis Armstrong punches you in the face.


And if you DO think it landed on the moon, I hope you punch Louis Armstrong in the face for taking part in the farce.
 
T.rex  
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2017-11-20 6:59:23 PM  
wait... Louis Armstrong?  got me.
 
2017-11-20 6:59:45 PM  

GoldSpider: It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!) 

Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it!These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you. 

Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night! 

Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.


There is one fatal flaw in your post that proves this is satire good sir.

Everyone who knows about gun control inc, also knows that television isn't real. These boxes that we buy beam the signal directly into our brains. That's why you can keep track of what's on the television, even if you only can hear it when you look away. It's an obvious form of mind control that ties in with electricity. That's why I don't have any form of tv. I use a wall of incandescent bulbs, powered by alpacas I have lashed to a wheel which generates the electricity I need to power said wall of light bulbs to generate the images I need to spread the good news on the internet. And you almost convinced me too, until you brought up that 1984, liberal, commie brainwashing device.
 
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