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(Pix11)   Man's head and upper chest found in shopping cart. Police hope to make a bust   (pix11.com) divider line
    More: Sick, The Bronx, fordham heights, grocery store, men collecting bottles, Bronx grocery store, Fordham Heights section, police sources, Fordham Road  
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4274 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Aug 2017 at 2:41 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Copy Link



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Astorix  
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2017-08-18 12:10:30 PM  
This story has no legs.
 
2017-08-18 12:29:25 PM  
Terrible story, awesome headline.
 
2017-08-18 12:31:21 PM  
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2017-08-18 12:50:50 PM  
Bravo, subby, bra-smurfing-vo.
 
2017-08-18 2:44:28 PM  
"Go find the thorax."

"Thor carries a hammer, dumbass."

~fin~
 
2017-08-18 2:44:31 PM  
HOTY
 
2017-08-18 2:44:51 PM  
Victim has been identified as Bob.
 
ChipNASA  
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2017-08-18 2:45:38 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [media.tenor.com image 498x274]


Well since I usually post these together, you're getting this.....

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2017-08-18 2:46:45 PM  
I'm always sad when I see a homeless person and their shopping cart.  Turns out that seeing just part of that is worse.
 
IRQ12  
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2017-08-18 2:47:37 PM  
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Mikey1969 [OhFark]  
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2017-08-18 2:48:44 PM  
Holy fark subby, that is epic...
 
berylman  
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2017-08-18 2:49:02 PM  
"I realized it wasn't bottles. ... I didn't smell anything.  If there's an odor you think, well, this is the Bronx," Terry Frazier said.Frazier plans to continue collecting bottles and cans, but said he only digs if he's sure of what's inside."You touch the top, if you a hear 'clink, clink, clink' you know it's cans or bottles. And I felt something mushy like wet carpet, so I was like you don't want to dig deep. And it was covered so you couldn't see what it was," Frazier said.

You gotta love earnest verbatim quotes like that. damn
 
abhorrent1  
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2017-08-18 2:49:39 PM  
I laughed at the headline.

/+1
 
cfreak [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-18 2:50:23 PM  
Window or aisle seat subby?

/ I laughed so I'm going too
// I prefer window personally
 
Arkanaut  
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2017-08-18 2:52:06 PM  
Recalls a classic...
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MattyBlast [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-18 2:52:53 PM  
+1 Subby

/Always quit while you're a head.
 
2017-08-18 2:54:07 PM  
i wonder what the alltopsy will say is the cause of death.
 
2017-08-18 2:55:43 PM  

Arkanaut


Don't forget his sister:


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ChipNASA  
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2017-08-18 2:56:16 PM  

Arkanaut: Recalls a classic...
[media.npr.org image 294x294]


Every time I see that, i see this.
(Made it for something else and saved it)
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ChipNASA  
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2017-08-18 2:57:07 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Arkanaut

Don't forget his sister:


[img.fark.net image 640x480]


I had to pull the shooped image from my recycling bin.
 
Toxophil  
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2017-08-18 2:57:30 PM  
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Must have been a hell of a ride.
 
AstroJesus  
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2017-08-18 2:58:27 PM  
Screaming Headless Torsos (Live in New York -- Knitting Factory 1996)
Youtube FAKhafsFslE
 
Pinner  
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2017-08-18 2:59:39 PM  
They probably need to clean him up a bit.

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LewDux [OhFark]  
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2017-08-18 3:00:13 PM  
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2017-08-18 3:00:58 PM  
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2017-08-18 3:01:31 PM  

ChipNASA


I had to pull the shooped image from my recycling bin.


NP. I think the sequence of pics worked pretty well.
 
2017-08-18 3:02:08 PM  

I'm an Egyptian!: Bravo, subby, bra-smurfing-vo.


This is a headline worthy of going on a T-shirt. Right across the bust.
 
berylman  
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2017-08-18 3:05:39 PM  

Pinner: They probably need to clean him up a bit. {head and shoulders shamppo}

So if you got the spare time to come on down to Stockholm and pick up your Nobel prize in comedy that would be sweet.
 
2017-08-18 3:10:51 PM  
Article was an interesting treatise on the "tricks of the trade" of big-city beer can collectors...I wonder how their dental plan is...
 
Salmon  
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2017-08-18 3:11:56 PM  
Bob?
 
2017-08-18 3:14:44 PM  
Hardest laugh of the day - thank you, Subby
 
2017-08-18 3:15:59 PM  
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2017-08-18 3:18:46 PM  

ChipNASA: I had to pull the shooped image from my recycling bin.


Did you poke the top of the bin to make sure it wasn't mushy like a wet carpet before you dug deep?
 
Stratohead  
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2017-08-18 3:21:00 PM  
so...has anyone seen Michael Alig in the past couple of days?


/to obscure?
 
Victoly  
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2017-08-18 3:21:12 PM  
Q) Is the tag for the story or the headline?

A) Yes
 
2017-08-18 3:25:29 PM  
Skip was last seen water skiing...
 
mentula  
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2017-08-18 3:27:25 PM  
HOTY.
a disturbed HOTY, consistent with Fark's puerile ethos, but a HOTY nonetheless.
 
ChipNASA  
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2017-08-18 3:30:40 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [img.fark.net image 500x575]


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2017-08-18 3:33:51 PM  
Stratohead: so...has anyone seen Michael Alig in the past couple of days?


/totwo obscure?

FTFY
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2017-08-18 3:36:43 PM  
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/obscure
 
2017-08-18 3:39:45 PM  
Police will not rest until they get to the bottom of this.
 
hugram [TotalFark]  
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2017-08-18 3:45:22 PM  
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2017-08-18 3:49:25 PM  

hugram: [img.fark.net image 604x332]


NICE! id almost forgotten that movie.  that was a nice mind-fark for me in high school.
 
2017-08-18 4:00:58 PM  

hugram: [img.fark.net image 604x332]


So what film is that? My google-fu took the day off today.
 
Mukster  
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2017-08-18 4:01:57 PM  
Was it Bubbles from Tralier Park Boys?
 
Stratohead  
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2017-08-18 4:03:29 PM  

ARNOLD.HART: hugram: [img.fark.net image 604x332]

So what film is that? My google-fu took the day off today.


BOXING HELENA.
 
2017-08-18 4:04:31 PM  

ARNOLD.HART: hugram: [img.fark.net image 604x332]

So what film is that? My google-fu took the day off today.


Coworker figured it out. Boxing Helena
 
2017-08-18 4:17:12 PM  
He won't sue, at least. Wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
 
OOF  
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2017-08-18 4:20:39 PM  
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2017-08-18 4:26:10 PM  
HOTY nominee
 
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