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(Mother Jones)   28-year-old Bay Area artist is known for her provocative pictures of [her fingers in her] fruit (mostly safe for work)   (motherjones.com) divider line
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2017-05-29 4:19:09 AM  
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Two in the stink. Ambitious.
 
2017-05-29 5:31:08 AM  
The pineapple looks like a good fit, but the bromelian will rot your dick off.
 
Chris Ween [TotalFark]  
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2017-05-29 7:10:49 AM  
Oh.  I thought the Snap I got was original.  Sigh.
 
2017-05-29 7:47:35 AM  
Ahh, to be MANGO!
 
2017-05-29 8:02:16 AM  
Moooving to the country gonna eat a lotta peaches

Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America
Youtube wvAnQqVJ3XQ
 
FarkQued  
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2017-05-29 8:04:56 AM  
You better wash any fruit you might eat at her place.
 
2017-05-29 8:08:07 AM  
Has she ever been in a pickle?
 
Nick Nostril  
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2017-05-29 8:08:16 AM  
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/ a handy guide to help with your interpretation of the art
 
2017-05-29 8:09:32 AM  
I don't want to be "the crazy fruit finger-er." I'm not just a weird sexual fetishist on the internet.

Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed, lass...
 
brilett  
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2017-05-29 8:10:58 AM  
Sometimes a pineapple is just a pineapple.

"I love my pineapple too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."
 
2017-05-29 8:11:25 AM  
My soft banana has turned into a crisp cucumber.
 
2017-05-29 8:13:35 AM  
Is her name Alison?
 
hogans  
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2017-05-29 8:16:41 AM  
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Approves.
 
smunns  
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2017-05-29 8:17:40 AM  

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Two in the stink. Ambitious.


which herpes simplex is that supposed Tim be representative of?
 
Maturin [OhFark]  
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2017-05-29 8:18:43 AM  
I'll be in my pantry.
 
2017-05-29 8:18:58 AM  

smunns: Farking Clown Shoes: [www.motherjones.com image 640x640]
Two in the stink. Ambitious.

which herpes simplex is that supposed Tim be representative of?


Poor Tim. I had no idea. He should call his most recent partners. It's the responsible thing to do.
 
2017-05-29 8:20:53 AM  

brilett: Sometimes a pineapple is just a pineapple.

"I love my pineapple too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."


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2017-05-29 8:23:42 AM  
I just go-gurted all over.
 
2017-05-29 8:30:13 AM  
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2017-05-29 8:46:37 AM  
Grapefruiting is where it's at.
 
SurfGirl69  
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2017-05-29 8:46:51 AM  
Oh, my!
 
Ima4nic8or  
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2017-05-29 8:50:46 AM  
wow.  The first and last videos gave me a boner.  Being that I am 50 that is saying a lot.  Those things don't come along every other minute anymore.
 
Boo_Guy  
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2017-05-29 8:56:32 AM  

Ima4nic8or: wow.  The first and last videos gave me a boner.  Being that I am 50 that is saying a lot.  Those things don't come along every other minute anymore.


I figure you'd actually want to go to your bunk and get some use out of it but you're posting on Fark instead.
 
2017-05-29 8:58:44 AM  
Galagher.

That is all.
 
Boo_Guy  
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2017-05-29 9:01:21 AM  
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dennysgod  
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2017-05-29 9:03:19 AM  
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2017-05-29 9:14:59 AM  
"Sarley thinks a lot about censorship, copyright infringement, and what makes people uncomfortable and why.

MJ: I've seen your work pop up in other places. How do you handle copyright issues?
SS: It's a giant battle to reclaim my art. You know, the internet is a great platform for people who didn't have the privilege to go to the best art school, but we need to create a safer environment for creatives who don't want their stuff ripped off. I don't have a credit card to rely on. People are stealing my art and putting it on their albums, meme-ing it, and I need to find a new way to approach it."

More than a decade ago:

08-30-06 :: fingers in food :: best of the show
Youtube UvL6NITEozY
 
2017-05-29 9:20:55 AM  
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MythDragon  
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2017-05-29 9:35:44 AM  

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Two in the stink. Ambitious.


Are those dingle berries?
 
Hyjamon  
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2017-05-29 9:39:54 AM  

quo vadimus: "Sarley thinks a lot about censorship, copyright infringement, and what makes people uncomfortable and why.

MJ: I've seen your work pop up in other places. How do you handle copyright issues?
SS: It's a giant battle to reclaim my art. You know, the internet is a great platform for people who didn't have the privilege to go to the best art school, but we need to create a safer environment for creatives who don't want their stuff ripped off. I don't have a credit card to rely on. People are stealing my art and putting it on their albums, meme-ing it, and I need to find a new way to approach it."

More than a decade ago:

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1) you shouldn't rely on one; they are a financial tool, not the whole toolbox
2) why don't you have one?  I can understand maybe not having a good one (by whatever metric) but she makes it sound like she is unable to get one.  Is this the new "I don't even own a TV"?
3) Setup a website and make this a sexual fetish thing; take requests and couple it with that whispering stuff (NMR?) and you will not need a credit card
 
2017-05-29 9:41:17 AM  
So she hates men and has found a creative way to express it without getting called out for that shiat.
 
2017-05-29 9:52:53 AM  

crispy pizza: So she hates men and has found a creative way to express it without getting called out for that shiat.


That's what I got out of it.   As soon as I saw the skinned banana in a condom with 100 pins stuck in it.

/she might be cray-cray
//would hit it if she would agree to a metal detector and cavity search first.
 
Bluemoons  
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2017-05-29 9:54:42 AM  

Nick Nostril: [img.fark.net image 500x500]

/ a handy guide to help with your interpretation of the art


You forgot the minivan. 2 up front, 5 in the back.
 
2017-05-29 10:06:01 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: crispy pizza: So she hates men and has found a creative way to express it without getting called out for that shiat.

That's what I got out of it.   As soon as I saw the skinned banana in a condom with 100 pins stuck in it.

/she might be cray-cray
//would hit it if she would agree to a metal detector and cavity search first.


AND that is the one that did get her called out.
 
noblewolf  
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2017-05-29 10:06:41 AM  
This is not new.  I'm now banned from Holefoods.

/Yes I left out the W on purpose.
//Got me some sticky citrus fingers
/// 👆
 
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2017-05-29 10:14:43 AM  
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2017-05-29 10:21:08 AM  

HighlanderRPI: Ahh, to be MANGO!


Mango only pawn in game of life.
 
noitsnot  
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2017-05-29 10:54:33 AM  
Do you feel fulfilled as an artist when you know you are only appreciated for a gimmick?
 
Pfeist  
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2017-05-29 11:00:26 AM  
FTFA : The surprising thing was a lot of women got mad, as if I made them think about something they didn't want to think about. And men also thought of it more objectively, or as only a gender thing. I got a lot of appreciation from people in the queer community as well. To be a provocateur wasn't quite the intention of the project, but it's totally fun and I've gone with it.

She doesn't want to provoke anybody but, hey let's mention the queers.  LOL
 
2017-05-29 11:04:20 AM  
Or she really likes girls and girl parts, but really wants to have a baby the old fashioned way with a man that wasn't planning on it.
 
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2017-05-29 11:07:08 AM  
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lawboy87  
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2017-05-29 11:13:54 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Moooving to the country gonna eat a lotta peaches

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Did you say Peaches?   NSFW

Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away
Youtube aO7OLE_OK1s
 
2017-05-29 11:17:34 AM  

smunns: Farking Clown Shoes: [www.motherjones.com image 640x640]
Two in the stink. Ambitious.

which herpes simplex is that supposed Tim be representative of?


Herpes simplex C.
 
2017-05-29 11:30:14 AM  
Bo Carter - Banana In Your Fruit Basket
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cwheelie  
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2017-05-29 11:36:09 AM  
I wouldn't buy that for a dollar
 
2017-05-29 11:37:33 AM  
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2017-05-29 11:38:05 AM  

lawboy87: Day_Old_Dutchie: Moooving to the country gonna eat a lotta peaches

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Did you say Peaches?   NSFW

[YouTube video]


C'mon, couldn't you've linked to the hilarious Andy Griffith version?

/ not kidding
 
Weng  
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2017-05-29 11:42:42 AM  

Hyjamon: quo vadimus: "Sarley thinks a lot about censorship, copyright infringement, and what makes people uncomfortable and why.

MJ: I've seen your work pop up in other places. How do you handle copyright issues?
SS: It's a giant battle to reclaim my art. You know, the internet is a great platform for people who didn't have the privilege to go to the best art school, but we need to create a safer environment for creatives who don't want their stuff ripped off. I don't have a credit card to rely on. People are stealing my art and putting it on their albums, meme-ing it, and I need to find a new way to approach it."

More than a decade ago:

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1) you shouldn't rely on one; they are a financial tool, not the whole toolbox
2) why don't you have one?  I can understand maybe not having a good one (by whatever metric) but she makes it sound like she is unable to get one.  Is this the new "I don't even own a TV"?
3) Setup a website and make this a sexual fetish thing; take requests and couple it with that whispering stuff (NMR?) and you will not need a credit card


I'm helping a friend get her finances straightened the fark out. Her parents* taught her that credit cards were where you store debt from large purchases, and your debit card is for everyday transactions.

I can totally see there being a similar school of crappy financial advice where you are warned off credit cards entirely because they're only good for running up debt.


* Under normal circumstances, this is merely a bad idea, not catastrophic. In this case, her parents then also convinced her to buy them vacations on her shiatty starter credit cards because it's what a good daughter does. As a result, enormous CC balances and hundreds of dollars in monthly overdraft fees as she tries to pay those down from the same checking account she's buying groceries and gas and paying rent from.
 
2017-05-29 11:59:53 AM  
Instagram is not your personal erotica site
 
Riche  
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2017-05-29 12:11:11 PM  

Weng: I can totally see there being a similar school of crappy financial advice where you are warned off credit cards entirely because they're only good for running up debt.


That's how Dad warned me. I didn't listen.

After I finished going through bankruptcy in 2003 I swore to myself "Never Again."

And I've kept that promise since.

Thank the gods I got that out of the way before the consumer bankruptcy "Reform" act under W. made bankruptcy damn near impossible unless you were already a millionaire.

So, for some people, "Stay the fark away from credit cards" is valid advice, just like "Stay the fark away from booze" is valid advice for others.

With my kid, when she gets older, I'll just make sure she knows all the relevant facts, including my own farkups and how you can't get consumer debt discharged anymore like I could.

/Scorn me all you want, it doesn't change the fact that the CC companies made loads of money off me; I paid back what I borrowed several times over before having the courts pull the plug on their usury.
 
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