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(CNN)   Ancient tissue found in 195 million-year-old dinosaur rib; promptly slathered in Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce   (cnn.com) divider line
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Jake Havechek [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-28 1:08:11 PM  
Pretty cool.  But this will fire up the Young Earthers.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-28 1:45:57 PM  
I've been adding a shot of malt vinegar to my Baby Ray's.  It really perks it up.
 
cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-28 1:57:20 PM  
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//fail subby is full of fail
 
DjangoStonereaver  
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2017-03-28 2:35:04 PM  
Approves:

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chuckdelux [OhFark]  
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2017-03-28 2:51:07 PM  
"I put that shiat on everything!"
 
dready zim  
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2017-03-28 2:52:27 PM  
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That is totally a dragon.
 
dwrash [OhFark]  
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2017-03-28 2:53:59 PM  
Soon...... soon....

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abhorrent1  
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2017-03-28 2:55:16 PM  
Sweet Baby Ray's is awful

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/you're welcome
 
Shotgun Justice  
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2017-03-28 2:55:28 PM  
Sweet Baby Ray's is terrible.
 
emarche  
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2017-03-28 2:56:13 PM  
Inevitable, "Sweet Baby Ray's is dogcrap, <Insert Brand Here> is WAY better/more authentic" in 3...2......
 
Jeebus Saves  
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2017-03-28 2:56:28 PM  
Read the headline and thought they found a really old kleenex.  Time to start drinking.
 
KyDave  
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2017-03-28 2:56:55 PM  
Hmmm....ribs.

/Lufengosaurus WTF kinda name is that?
 
ChipNASA  
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2017-03-28 2:57:58 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Approves:

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Since you stole that from me, I'm posting this

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deanis  
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2017-03-28 3:01:25 PM  
SBR is simply the best. They sell it at Menards for christ sakes. When I eat my steaks I usually only have ketchup, but once in a while I splurge for good ol sweet baby rays. YuM.
 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-28 3:04:41 PM  

Jake Havechek: Pretty cool.  But this will fire up the Young Earthers.


Yep, they'll be lying about it being "blood" just like the crud found in the TRex bone.

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GORDON  
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2017-03-28 3:05:54 PM  

Shotgun Justice: Sweet Baby Ray's is terrible.


And happy opposite day to you, sir!
 
You Are All Sheep  
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2017-03-28 3:06:01 PM  
How do tissues survive that long?  was it frozen?
 
busy chillin'  
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2017-03-28 3:09:22 PM  
I will add it to the list of things I like that I shouldn't.

Kraft American cheese
IPAs
ketchup on hot dogs
Sweet Baby Ray's

/I thought for sure there was more...
 
Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil  
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2017-03-28 3:09:23 PM  
Even if it was a tissue, isn't the half-life of DNA only like 520 years? So while it might be soft tissue, genetically speaking, there's nothing to test?

So still no pet raptors...
 
Loaf's Tray  
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2017-03-28 3:09:53 PM  
Life, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...found a way...
 
maxximillian  
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2017-03-28 3:10:17 PM  
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That dinosaur got taken out by a comet straight outta flavor town
 
North_Central_Positronics [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-28 3:11:49 PM  

emarche: Inevitable, "Sweet Baby Ray's is dogcrap, <Insert Brand Here> is WAY better/more authentic" in 3...2......


All fail unless cooked well done and slathered in A1.  Almost as good as ketchup on my hotdog or Mrs Buttersworth on my Eggos instead of that terrible crap maple syrup.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons  
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2017-03-28 3:12:19 PM  
dna found in a tissue?  no thanks
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-28 3:12:54 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Jake Havechek: Pretty cool.  But this will fire up the Young Earthers.

Yep, they'll be lying about it being "blood" just like the crud found in the TRex bone.

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Alright!  I love the croco-duck!
 
Dyalar  
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2017-03-28 3:12:54 PM  

cretinbob: [image.syracuse.com image 850x499]

//fail subby is full of fail


Funny, I'm sitting here at work and only about a 10 min walk from Dinosaur.  Could really go for a Carolina pork sandwich, jalapeno mac and cheese, and turkey neck collard greens right about now.  Maybe with an Ape Hangar.
 
mrshowrules [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-28 3:17:14 PM  

cretinbob: [image.syracuse.com image 850x499]

//fail subby is full of fail


LOL.  I've been there.
 
Igor Jakovsky  
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2017-03-28 3:22:18 PM  

emarche: Inevitable, "Sweet Baby Ray's is dogcrap, <Insert Brand Here> is WAY better/more authentic" in 3...2......


Funny thing is Stubbs was inserted there.  While being good its not like its some rare magical sauce.  Its next to Sweet Baby Rays on the shelf of my grocery store.  I like Stubbs for chicken and Baby Rays for ribs.

/Baby Rays is a good all purpose sauce
//sweet vidalia ftw
 
SMOIT!  
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2017-03-28 3:22:20 PM  
Poopoo dino thread..

Barbecue sauce thread!

Lefty's Spices llc. Hot BBQ Sauce
 
G. Tarrant [OhFark]  
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2017-03-28 3:23:45 PM  
The thing I always found amusing about Sweet Baby Ray's is the story on the back of the "original" that talks about inventing the sauce and entering it in some contest and how now I can enjoy the very same recipe in that bottle.

And then you look at the ingredients and the very first ingredient - before tomato paste, before vinegar - is high fructose corn syrup.

Yeah, I'm sure they slaved away testing recipes, stirring over a stove, with varying spices, using HFCS, then entering it in a contest. Yes, yes, I know it's all marketing and lies, it just always made me laugh. And hell, even Heinz BBQ sauce at least waits until the SECOND ingredient before getting to the HFCS.
 
Not_The_Target_Market  
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2017-03-28 3:24:20 PM  
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2017-03-28 3:27:02 PM  
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The All-Powerful Atheismo  
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2017-03-28 3:30:35 PM  

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The All-Powerful Atheismo  
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2017-03-28 3:31:12 PM  

Optimus Primate: [i.perezhilton.com image 496x216]


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SMOIT!  
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2017-03-28 3:41:57 PM  
For a big bbq I usually buy a bunch of the $1 stuff and just mix it with cheap hot sauce. Sam's Choice and Louisiana Supreme.

Serve it at the table with two or three bottles of better stuff. Jack Daniels Smokehouse for the woman and children and Lefty's spices for anyone who likes a little heat.

Its really all about the cook, the hfcs will caramelize out of even the cheapest of sauces.
 
JackieRabbit  
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2017-03-28 3:43:00 PM  
A 195M year old bone with some tissue. Hmm, sounds like Sonny's BBQ in metro Atlanta.
 
GarbageDay  
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2017-03-28 3:43:30 PM  

abhorrent1: Sweet Baby Ray's is awful

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/you're welcome


This, so hard, on both accounts.

/Sweet Baby Ray's is corn syrup with pepper in it.
 
Friend_Computer  
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2017-03-28 3:45:04 PM  
What kind of savage puts sauce on their ribs?
 
Lokilaw2012 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-28 3:45:37 PM  

GarbageDay: abhorrent1: Sweet Baby Ray's is awful

[img.fark.net image 346x346]

/you're welcome

This, so hard, on both accounts.

/Sweet Baby Ray's is corn syrup with pepper in it.


The true question is....have you ever met The Man?

/Seattle-area Farkers will know this....
 
SMOIT!  
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2017-03-28 3:49:09 PM  

Friend_Computer: What kind of savage puts sauce on their ribs?


Midwest savages sir!

You may prefer yours over mine but i guarantee that you will at least like them. More likely devour them.
 
cgraves67  
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2017-03-28 3:49:46 PM  
My sauce of choice:
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colon_pow  
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2017-03-28 3:51:30 PM  
the devil put it in there to fark with evolutionists.
 
Resident Muslim [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2017-03-28 4:04:35 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Read the headline and thought they found a really old kleenex.  Time to start drinking.


Well thanks for preemptively ruining my joke.

/sulks
 
AllUpInYa  
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2017-03-28 4:11:41 PM  
Christ, I prefer to just doctor up some Bullseye than deal with Stubb's or SBR - too sweet, not enough acid
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]  
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2017-03-28 4:11:51 PM  

Resident Muslim: Jeebus Saves: Read the headline and thought they found a really old kleenex.  Time to start drinking.

Well thanks for preemptively ruining my joke.

/sulks


Here, have a tissue.

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stan unusual [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-28 4:13:28 PM  

SMOIT!: Friend_Computer: What kind of savage puts sauce on their ribs?

Midwest savages sir!

You may prefer yours over mine but i guarantee that you will at least like them. More likely devour them.


Acceptable answers-
A.
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Or B. homemade.
 
chozo13  
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2017-03-28 4:13:32 PM  
Was it happy tissue or sad tissue?
 
Scatteredsun  
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2017-03-28 4:15:09 PM  

Lokilaw2012: GarbageDay: abhorrent1: Sweet Baby Ray's is awful

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/you're welcome

This, so hard, on both accounts.

/Sweet Baby Ray's is corn syrup with pepper in it.

The true question is....have you ever met The Man?

/Seattle-area Farkers will know this....


Met The Man. S'ok. I've had better. I'm waiting for Drunky's Two Shoes to hurry up and open their south end store.
 
SMOIT!  
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2017-03-28 4:16:35 PM  

AquaTatanka: Friend_Computer: What kind of savage puts sauce on their ribs?

I guess people who don't know what a dry rub is...


The two can be used together.
 
stan unusual [TotalFark]  
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2017-03-28 4:18:06 PM  

AquaTatanka: Friend_Computer: What kind of savage puts sauce on their ribs?

I guess people who don't know what a dry rub is...


People who know how to follow a recipe that has more than two steps?
 
SMOIT!  
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2017-03-28 4:20:36 PM  

stan unusual: SMOIT!: Friend_Computer: What kind of savage puts sauce on their ribs?

Midwest savages sir!

You may prefer yours over mine but i guarantee that you will at least like them. More likely devour them.

Acceptable answers-
A.
[inpursuitofporkdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 621x640]
Or B. homemade.


They don't sell Arthur Bryant's in St. Joseph.

I've never seen it on a shelf even in K.C.
 
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