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Gained weight? No sex? Cut your hair? It’s all Trump’s fault
New York Post ^ | December 6, 2016 | Kyle Smith

Posted on 12/07/2016 7:51:13 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

The disastrous effects of the Trump Era are all too real. Americans are reeling in all sorts of insidious if subtle ways. Exhibit A comes to us from Daniel’s Salon in DC’s posh Dupont Circle.

“When you see that much blond hair on the floor, you know something is going on,” says colorist Nicole Butler.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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“Literally without thinking..." A product of the times.
1 posted on 12/07/2016 7:51:13 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Yeah but, what about somebody who’s been gaining weight, having no sex, and losing their hair since long before the election.


2 posted on 12/07/2016 7:56:40 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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“When you see that much blond hair on the floor, you know something is going on,”

There must be a dumb blond joke in here somewhere.

3 posted on 12/07/2016 7:59:06 PM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Why are liberals so upset Trump won?

Is it that Trump is bringing back companies and manufacturing,investment,jobs,production, technology back to the USA already and hasn't even taken power yet?

Many companies are coming back to the USA to make things in America again because they see that Trump will reduce government regulations.

Is it that Liberals/democrats just don't want to work and are just happy getting a welfare check and free low quality government services? .

4 posted on 12/07/2016 7:59:21 PM PST by Democrat_media (bots are donating to Jill Stein's website for the recount. Soros behind big scheme)
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To: BitWielder1

More like ‘Something’s coming off.”


5 posted on 12/07/2016 8:00:01 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Democrat_media

These people probably get their “news” from Whoopie Goldberg and Joy Behar.


6 posted on 12/07/2016 8:05:43 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Abortion is domestic violence against babies)
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“When you see that much blond hair on the floor, you know something is going on,” says colorist Nicole Butler .... Hairdressers report an increase in women going to extremes — either black or platinum, anything but brown. (Ugh — Melania’s color!)

Several lines later...

But the Trump Effect could mean a lot more than a lost diploma. It could cost you your very existence. “Trump’s election stole my desire to look for a partner,” wrote Stephanie Land of Missoula, Montana, in the Washington Post. “There is no room for dating in this place of grief,” she added, having dumped her boyfriend even though he was equally terrified about Trump: “Dating means hope. I’ve lost that hope.”

The cutting off or otherwise uglifying the hair and the intention to avoid romantic partners might be related, hmmm?

7 posted on 12/07/2016 8:14:13 PM PST by pepsi_junkie (ui)
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To: BitWielder1

At your service: why do blondes wear ponytails?
To hide the valve-stem.

Hey, whoa! .... now we can see.


8 posted on 12/07/2016 8:14:40 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Anecdotal evidence suggests Trump has killed the reproductive urge among progressives, who are notoriously much less fertile than conservatives in the first place. Trump’s election could be an extinction-level event for Democrats.

Oh, let it be, let it be!

9 posted on 12/07/2016 8:18:34 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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My blonde wife wears a pony-tail because I like the way she looks with it.


10 posted on 12/07/2016 8:19:35 PM PST by txnativegop (liberals are such an unending pain is my @ss!)
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To: pepsi_junkie

Two things. People this weak don’t need to date and or have children. Plus it might save them from horrible disease.

Not bragging but that sounds like something Trump might say. We may all come out of our shell and tell it like it is.


11 posted on 12/07/2016 8:20:18 PM PST by taterjay
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To: ConservativeStatement

John and Ken played sad violin music and read some of this crap today. I was laughing in the car. Women saying their vaginas glued themselves shut, that hideous child molester female actress Amy something sending out pics of herself taking a poop on the toilet because of Trump...

Snowflakes is too butch a nickname for these poor losers.


12 posted on 12/07/2016 8:25:21 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: ConservativeStatement

Should I start “fund me”, because I so happy, winning is so taxing that I need a break.


13 posted on 12/07/2016 8:32:39 PM PST by jennychase
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To: txnativegop

When you blow in her ear, does she say, “Thanks for the refill.”?


14 posted on 12/07/2016 8:35:33 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Oy. Just... Oy.
15 posted on 12/07/2016 8:40:23 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I have joked in the past about liberals being mentally disturbed but I am thinking that maybe they are.

I would also add that a much more effective protest which would generate more empathy from both fellow liberals as well as conservatives would be to shave their heads. I think we can all agree that it would raise awareness to liberal’s plight.


16 posted on 12/07/2016 8:58:39 PM PST by buffaloguy
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To: Democrat_media

They were an inauguration and one Supreme Court justice appointment away from finally breaking America’s back. And then they lost it all :)


17 posted on 12/07/2016 9:40:56 PM PST by Trod Upon (Government employees and welfare recipients are both net tax consumers. Often for life.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Sounds like the democrat socialist mantra.


18 posted on 12/07/2016 9:47:08 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Democrat_media

I don’t think they have any idea why they’re upset with Trump.

They just do as their TVs tell them to do.


19 posted on 12/07/2016 9:48:04 PM PST by JennysCool
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To: buffaloguy; Drumbo

>>> I would also add that a much more effective protest which would generate more empathy from both fellow liberals as well as conservatives would be to shave their heads. I think we can all agree that it would raise awareness to liberal’s plight.

Well crap, it hasn’t been too bad being a mere chemo patient. But now I gotta go buy a wig so ppl don’t mistake me for a delicate idiot? Dang!


20 posted on 12/07/2016 11:55:38 PM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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